WILL NOBODY GIVE A THOUGHT TO HOW THIS TRAUMATIZED THAT POOR WHALE?  THEY DON’T MAKE WHALE SIZED DENTAL FLOSS!  Real-life Jonah gets trapped in whale’s jaws.

MY BUCKET LIST INCLUDES KNOWING NOT A DAMN THING ABOUT YOUR BUCKET LIST AND ALSO, DEAR LORD!  Survey reveals what’s at the top of men and women’s ‘sex bucket list’.

IF THIS IS CHASTENED I WOULD HATE TO SEE HER EMBOLDENED:  Ilhan Omar retweets Al Jazeera host in response to Meghan McCain criticism.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Proof That “the Rich” Aren’t Going to Fund the Tidal Wave of New Spending.

I KNOW IT’S NOT THIS SIMPLE, BUT IN PRINCIPLE, GIVEN THAT THE LEFT HATES CIVILIZATION, PROSPERITY AND HUMANITY ITSELF, IF IT’S SOMETHING THEY SUPPORT ONE SHOULD ALWAYS ASSUME IT DOES MORE HARM THAN GOOD:  Recycling: another idea that isn’t going quite as planned.

WALLOWING? SHE PRODUCES IT. I FELT MY IQ TRICKLE OUT OF MY EARS TRYING TO PARSE HER VERBIAGE:  Wallowing in stupidity.

YEAH. THEY THINK IF THEY DESTROY EVERYTHING PARADISE WILL AUTOMAGICALLY APPEAR.  THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU THINK OF ENVY AS A VIRTUE: Socialism as Deliberate Destruction.

OH, DEAR LORD:  NARAL: Not Only Women Get Abortions.

PRETTY MUCH:  SPOON-FED “ART” AS A SOCIAL JUSTICE SHAKEDOWN.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Left abandons women. Inevitably.

TRIBAL CULTURES ARE NOT CIVILIZED IN THE SENSE THAT IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO MAINTAIN CIVILIZATION WHEN YOU SEPARATE PEOPLE INTO “PEOPLE” AND “ENEMIES.” I’M NOT SURE WHY MARXISTS ARE DETERMINED TO RECREATE SUCH CULTURES WITHIN THE WEST:  Democrat infighting: the inevitable clash of the identity groups.

UH UH. CHILD SACRIFICE AND A BELIEF THAT THEIR RITUAL SACRIFICES AFFECTED THE WEATHER. WE’VE FOUND PROTO-PROGRESSIVES:  When climate change really was catastrophic .

SOMETIMES YOU LAUGH BECAUSE CRYING HURTS TOO MUCH:  Venezuela Is No Joking Matter.

THE TABLE IS ALWAYS SET AT THE DEM CANNIBAL FEAST:  Ilhan Omar: Obama was just a pretty face; “hope and change” was an illusion.

OH, DEAR LORD:  Victory Lap: Ilhan Omar Says Democrat Resolution Vote Is Win For Anti-Muslim Bigotry.

GOOD:  Jussie Smollett Indicted on 16 Counts.

HOPE FOR BETTER THAN THE GREEN NUDE HEEL:  Welcome to the (No Green New Deal) Future!

FROM BLAKE SMITH:  Hartington Abroad.

Jeriah Hartington is far from home. Born into a wealthy family, he is now reduced to poverty. In desperation, he signs on to a ship headed for the planet XKF-36. Their mission? To search for colonists who’ve been lost nearly as long as Jeriah has been alive.

Jeriah fully anticipates an adventure as they travel into the unknown wilderness. He never expected to find living people, eager to tell the tale of their sufferings. But their hair-raising account could be the downfall of everyone on the planet, even their rescuers. For a villain lurks within the ship’s crew, and no one can say who he might be.

OUR PERILOUS MOMENT:  The Whites of Their Eyes.

UNEXPECTEDLY!  Marijuana legalization has boosted snack food sales, study reveals.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED. THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Buying ‘eco-friendly’ products won’t save the planet: study.

BUT WHICH IS THE CHICKEN AND WHICH THE EGG?  Sleep apnea and snoring linked to Alzheimer’s disease: study.

SO, THEY’LL PUT AN END TO HARASSMENT OF MALE NURSES?  Time’s Up is taking on the health care industry.

OH, MY PEOPLE:  And another one bites the dust.

I THINK THEY ALREADY DID:  Democrats can’t decide whether to come out of the closet as anti-Semites or not.