NO. IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION?  Is it any wonder no one trusts the media?

I HAD BEEN RELIABLY INFORMED THAT THE SCIENCE ON PLATE TECTONICS IS SETTLED:   Scientists make ‘impossible’ discovery off coast of Africa.

WEIRDLY, IT’S NOT QUITTING!  This simple act can make your coworkers happier and healthier. … okay, in some cases, maybe.

A POLISH BARBER? BETWEEN THIS AND SWEENEY TODD BARBERS COULD GET A BAD REPUTATION:  DNA research may finally unravel Jack the Ripper mystery.

PRECISELY THAT:  The Boy Who Inflated the Concept of ‘Wolf’.

THERE’S A LOT OF THIS ALL OVER:  Religion should look like and act like religion — or why bother? *UPDATED*.

EXPECT COMPLAINTS OF RISING POPULATION PROBLEMS:  President Trump Saves Thousands of Lives.

OF COURSE IT DOES: Congress Wants a Pay Raise.

AT THIS POINT WE SHOULD START REPORTING ONLY DEMOCRATS WHO HAVEN’T ENTERED THE RACE:  Brave Kirsten Gillibrand Enters Democrat Presidential Race.

OR OUR WANTS. OR ANYTHING RELATING TO “OUR OWN GOOD”:  Dear Democrats – You are not Qualified to Arbitrate Our Needs.

OKAY THEN: Space in 2019 will be all about the moon, and one weird asteroid.

YEAH, THAT MESS:  Christchurch.

THE… WHAT?  Psychedelic Warlord O’Rourke.

THAT AIN’T NO GOD:  The God that Failed…Over and Over Again.

UNFORTUNATELY TRUE, AND I’M GLAD I’M NO LONGER THE ONLY VOICE SHOUTING IN THE WILDERNESS:  We Fight Now or the Socialists Win.

AGAIN I MUST SAY: OH MY DEAR AND FLUFFY LORD!  Go Beto! [Updated Hilariously: “I Need a Butt Shine”]

OH, DEAR LORD:  Beto O’Rourke Is Running With Vanity Fair.

TO BE FAIR, I DOUBT SHE HAS ANY IDEA WHERE CHRISTCHURCH IS:  Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dunks On Prayer And The NRA In Response To Christchurch Tragedy.

SAME AS THE OLD PARTY LINE:  The New Party Line.

ST PATRICK RID US OF THESE SNAKES:  St. Patrick’s Day Meets Political Correctness.

DON’T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL:  How we speak was shaped by our ancestors giving up raw meat.

ANSWERING THE QUESTIONS NO ONE ASKED:  The colleges with the most ‘sugar babies’ in America.

BASEBALL GREAT LOU GEHRIG WAS A FRAT’S WAITER IN COLLEGE AND MANAGED TO OVERCOME THE TRAUMA:  Author shines light on what it’s like being poor on a rich campus.

WELL, THAT IS AWKWARD:  The latest opponent of the Green New Deal: The AFL-CIO.

THEY’RE BIG IN THE PARENTAL BRAGGING RIGHTS DEPARTMENT:  Are elite colleges really a ‘golden ticket’ to a successful life?