Author Archive: Glenn Reynolds

IF ENOUGH PEOPLE NOTICE, THE PARASITE CLASS IS DOOMED. HE MUST BE STOPPED!

ANY HYPED “HATE CRIME” IS NOW PRESUMPTIVELY FALSE: What If the Most Notorious Murder of a Gay Man Wasn’t a Hate Crime? “Was the story we heard true? And what would it mean if Matthew Shepard wasn’t murdered for being gay, but rather for something more common—though equally as tragic? And why, when some investigative journalists discovered a more complicated truth, did so many people refuse to believe it? . . . A cynic might note that a great deal of money has been invested in the Matthew Shepard story. And, as it turns out, the truth of the Shepard murder is indeed more complicated—and less politically palatable—than a story about a gay boy beaten to death by a couple of homophobic thugs.”

The cynics aren’t always right. But that’s the way to bet.

EUGENE VOLOKH: Sad Thoughts About American Politics. “One way of thinking about this is to imagine this happening in a foreign country. Imagine that, unexpectedly, we Americans started to pay attention to an election campaign in some other nation. In that campaign, an 81-year-old incumbent who was obviously entering cognitive decline was squaring an off against a 78-year-old candidate who had been convicted of crimes, was being tried for other crimes, and who at the very least behaved highly un-Presidentially in response to a prior electoral defeat. Would we think that the foreign country had healthy political institutions?”

SHOCKER: E. Jean Carroll’s lawyer leaves law firm following workplace misconduct allegations. “Roberta Kaplan, a prominent lawyer best known for ending the ban on gay marriage and her advocacy work for sexual assault victims, is leaving the law firm she formed in 2017. Kaplan’s exit from Kaplan Hecker & Fink comes following reports to the New York Times from those who worked with her that she mistreated lawyers and cultivated an unprofessional office culture. She allegedly insulted employees, made inappropriate comments about their looks, and threatened their careers.”

OPEN THREAD: Make it yours.

HAHAHA: ChatGPT Now Has PhD-Level Intelligence, and the Poor Personal Choices to Prove It. “GPT-5 is unlikely to destabilize the job market, as it is overqualified for most positions while at the same time lacking any marketable skills. Its main option is adjunct work, but here its chances of taking over jobs are also doubtful; GPT-5 Plus will cost around twenty dollars a month, whereas most human adjuncts work for nothing.”

Plus: “Although GPT-5 is more intelligent than ever, it also has debilitating imposter syndrome. So, if it appears to be in the process of overthrowing the human race, simply tell it, ‘Hey, did you hear that Google Gemini got tenure?’ It will then lose its confidence and retreat to binge Nutella and cry.”

TO BE FAIR, NORM ORNSTEIN HAS BEEN A JOKE FOR DECADES: