DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YOU: Still Fuming from Harris Endorsement Drama, Washington Post Gives Readers Advice on How to Flee the Country: Deranged liberals have been threatening to leave the United States since 2004.
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November 17, 2024
DAVID STROM: The Genius of Trump’s Top Advisers Picks.
DEI employees threatening to quit over Sec Def Hegseth appointment
FDA employees threatening to quit over RFK Jr HHS appointment
DOJ employees threatening to quit over AG Gaetz appointment
At this rate Elon & Vivek won't have to fire hardly anybody. Fkn tremendous.
— Clint Russell (@LibertyLockPod) November 15, 2024
Unfortunately, like celebrities threatening to leave the country, they won’t.
WHOM THE GODS WOULD DESTROY, THEY FIRST MAKE INSANE: They must really hate lefties.
Just a reminder that the people calling MAGA a cult are currently shaving their heads, donning blue bracelets, leaving their husbands, abandoning their homes, and taking vows of celibacy. pic.twitter.com/Y8dWpZNLWH
— Frank McCormick (@CBHeresy) November 15, 2024
November 16, 2024
OPEN THREAD: Happy Saturday!
CHANGE: FAA moves forward with committee to review launch licensing regulations.
We have a much more dynamic industry now, not one based on launching 50-year-old rocket designs over and over.
SOON, BEING SKINNY WON’T HAVE SNOB APPEAL: Weight Loss Breakthrough: Scientists Discover Natural Compound That Suppresses Appetite.
STANDING UP TO BIGOTRY:
They're attacking Pete Hegseth for having a Christian motto tattooed on his arm. This is disgusting anti-Christian bigotry from the AP, and the entire organization should be ashamed of itself. https://t.co/tQxuD3RPlx
— JD Vance (@JDVance) November 15, 2024
WOMEN WITH AI BOYFRIENDS, SEX TOYS, ETC.: Stunning and brave and a sign men need to raise their game. Men with AI girlfriends, sex toys, etc.: Losers! Can’t get a real woman, you stupid incel? Honestly, this article isn’t as bad as most.
AND THEY DESERVE IT: Salena Zito: Cultural Curators Face Reckoning for Mocking Middle America.
Walking out of the Allegheny County Republican election night event at a local luxury hotel, the young men waiting to valet my car got into a discussion with me about the just-announced election results.
All four men were in their 30s. Two were white, one was Black and the other Hispanic. As I traditionally do, I asked them how they voted, and they all answered with President-elect Donald Trump.
The conservative populist coalition was always right in front of reporters and experts in working-class neighborhoods, suburbs and cities. If only they had not treated those voters as either racists, fascists, misogynists, garbage, stupid or outliers to their narrative of what Americans should look like.
These voters were directly observable. I saw them, heard them and reported that welders, cosmetologists, barbers and mechanics, as well as doctors, lawyers, engineers and architects of all shapes, sizes and colors, would be voting for their communities to thrive and for prosperity, safety and more money in their pocketbooks.
These voters were much more concerned that they would be able not to go into debt if their “check engine” lights went on in their cars than if there was access to abortion. They were more concerned that the school districts in their communities had enough funding, weren’t overcrowded and were serving the future’s potential than if fossil fuels were causing the climate to burn. They were more concerned about the cost of butter than the insane notion that Trump is a fascist.
They grew weary of the national news’ doomsaying or inaccurate reporting. Their pro-Trump votes should provide a reckoning to the industry that lost the trust of a large majority of voters.
Not enough of one yet.
ROLL OVER THEM AND LEAVE TREADMARKS: Gun Control Orgs Brace for the Fight Over Concealed Carry Reciprocity.
HIPPIES WITH PYRAMIDS: Study confirms Egyptians drank hallucinogenic cocktails in ancient rituals.
WATCH THE PRESS BLAME TRUMP FOR THIS: NASA’s California-based Jet Propulsion Lab cuts 325 jobs after 500 in early round.
PEOPLE WHO USE HOOKUP APPS MORE LIKELY TO HOOK UP: Study: Risky sex more common among students who use dating apps.
WE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT IF IT HADN’T BEEN FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS THIS MEDDLING HAG: House Dems Sick of Pelosi, Blame Her for Defeats.
CENSORSHIP AND CLOSED-MINDEDNESS ARE A BAD LOOK: Berkeley Republicans field death threats, accused of creating ‘unsafe environment’ for hosting anti-trans talk.
YOU KNOW WHAT’S DANGEROUS? CENSORSHIP AND CLOSED-MINDEDNESS. Vanderbilt LGBTQ group protests Ben Shapiro’s appearance, calls rhetoric ‘reprehensible’ and ‘dangerous.’
WELL, VANITY FAIR: Vanity Fair, Which Made Me an 80s Brat Packer, Slimes Pete Hegseth.
THANK YOU, GOD, FOR WORKING NOT ONLY IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS, BUT HILARIOUS ONES:
Entire Entrenched Government Bureaucracy To Be Dismantled By Indian Guy And Autistic African American Obsessed With Rockets https://t.co/j3zj5EZJqT pic.twitter.com/jVyinXWeRQ
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 15, 2024
HMM: ‘People Are Pissed’: WSJ Reports Gaetz Nomination Doomed … In Committee. He did not cultivate many friends in Congress.
I WAS LESS IMPRESSED WITH NETFLIX’S PERFORMANCE, WHICH CONSISTED OF CONSTANT FREEZING AND BUFFERING UNTIL I GAVE UP: Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson: No one was impressed by social media star’s win over 58-year-old former champ.
I see I wasn’t the only one with this experience.
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Buffering— Matt’s Idea Shop (@MattsIdeaShop) November 16, 2024
Come on, Netflix. If you’re going to host live events, you need enough server capacity.
UPDATE: Heh.
C’mon Netflix this picture quality is so blurry I won’t be able to tell if Mike Tyson is fighting Jake Paul or Rand Paul! #JakePaulvsMikeTyson
— Sutton Porter (@suttonporter) November 16, 2024
MORE: Via a friend.

VOX POPOLI, VOX DEI: Three-quarters have faith Trump will win deportation war.
I mean, Eisenhower did it.