Author Archive: Ed Driscoll

GREAT MOMENTS IN SPORTS JOURNALISM:

It’s quite a product that the leftist skin suit known as Sports Illustrated is defending:

Iowahawk’s tweet concludes, “They whine when they don’t get attention, and whine 10x harder when they do. They whine hardest about the problematic ‘new fans’ who quadrupled their pay, tripled their TV audiences, 10x-ed their franchise valuations, got them charter jets, and staved off their inevitable bankruptcy for 10 years or so. I sincerely hope they achieve their dream of exorcising themselves of CC and all those dreaded ‘new fans,’ and return to their beloved Paradise Lost of half-empty 1000 seat high school gyms attended by girl fight fetishists with giveaway tickets printed on Subway Sandwich receipts.”

DISPATCHES FROM THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE: Plagiarist Claudine Gay getting paid $3.1 million/year after “resigning” from Harvard.

The arithmetic is $1.4 million in W-2 earnings plus another $150k in “other compensation” and then, since she didn’t work for the first half of the year (“post-presidential sabbatical” (at home trying to figure out how to get ChatGPT to do the tedious plagiarism work on the next book?)), multiply by 2 = $3.1 million/year annualized.

Separately, Claudine Gay is the “Wilbur A. Cowett Professor of Government and of African and African-American Studies”. How much money would one have to give to Harvard to get her $3.1 million/year job retitled “the Jason A. K. Arday Professor of Government and of African and African-American Studies”?

The European mind cannot comprehend the spectacular heights to which a known plagiarist can rise in America:

Biden even earned the endorsement of the Labour MP whose speech he had cribbed: Three decades after Biden stole his speech, Neil Kinnock endorses his 2020 bid.

Exit quote: “DEI is synonymous with the collapse of the west:”

NEW MATT WALSH DOCUMENTARY ABOUT TO DROP:

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:

HOW IT STARTED:

How It’s Going:

DISPATCHES FROM THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE: Arday’s students think Cambridge failed them. Now they want their grades reviewed.

Cambridge University could be forced to review the grades given to students of Jason Arday after graduates unhappy with their results said they were considering legal action.

A number of Mr Arday’s former students have complained that they received lower grades than expected after “inadequate” supervision by the professor. In one case, a student who asked to change supervisor was accused of being racist.

Separately, Prof Deborah Prentice, the university’s vice-chancellor, is facing demands to refund the tuition fees of students who were taught by Mr Arday after they were “deceived about the nature of their education”.

A mass refund or large-scale retrospective grade changes would be unprecedented in the university’s 800-year history.

Prof Prentice is also facing criticism for failing to grip the crisis engulfing the university, which has damaged its reputation on the international stage. The academics have accused the £507,000-a-year leader of the university of “inaction”, having made no public comments since The Telegraph first reported on the plagiarism row around Mr Arday a fortnight ago. He has now resigned.

It has also emerged that when Cambridge was sent fresh evidence of Mr Arday’s alleged plagiarism last year – having first been alerted to it in 2023 – the “responsible person” allocated to the case was Prof Hilary Cremin, the head of Mr Arday’s faculty who had told him he was “the best in the world” when he was hired.

As a Mister E. Blair wrote of Airstrip One, “It was always the women…who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unorthodoxy:”

How do you edit a book like that and not realize you’re now co-authoring (or as now seems much more likely, authoring) a title by one of the biggest poseurs in the world?

Related: Icarus in the Faculty Lounge.

I reached out to Arday’s editors—Dawn Davis in the United States, and Kris Doyle, who is publishing the book with Simon & Schuster UK—to ask them why the three-month coma and the shaman woman hadn’t made the cut in the published version of the book, and to find out what they thought of other inconsistencies in Arday’s story and the allegations of misconduct in his academic work. Neither of them chose to answer any questions.

I also tried to reach Eve Claxton, who co-wrote the book with Arday and whom he describes in the acknowledgments as “one of the most important people I have ever met in my life,” by phone and text. She did not respond.

Arday’s book agent, Jennifer Gates, the one who described his life story as “near mythic,” did not respond to multiple emails. A spokesperson for Simon & Schuster would say only that the company “is proceeding with publication” next week.

Exit quote:

There’s a moment near the end of Great and Unfortunate Things when Arday’s confidence begins to waver. He’s filling out his application for the professorship at Cambridge, and just then, as he draws to the brink of destiny, doubts begin to fill his mind. “What if I have completely overestimated my capabilities?” he writes. “What if my story ends up being a cautionary tale like Icarus about flying too close to the sun?”

What if.

Heh, indeed, to coin an Insta-phrase.

UPDATE: Raymond Shaw Jason Arday is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life: 

YOU TALKIN’ TO ME? Taxi drivers rarely die of Alzheimer’s — how complex mental maps and spatial reasoning protect your brain.

Taxi and ambulance drivers are less likely than workers in almost any other job to die of Alzheimer’s disease. That was the surprising result of a 2024 study examining the death certificates of nearly 9 million people in the U.S.

These findings stopped me in my tracks because those two jobs rely on the same thing as my own work: maps.

I have spent more than two decades staring at maps. Not paper maps on a wall, but digital ones with multiple layers: flood boundaries draped over census blocks, car crash hot spots plotted against road geometry, and satellite readings of rainfall stitched across river basins. Much of my work as a civil and environmental engineer is done through GIS – that is, geographic information systems. Engineers like me hold several spatial relationships in their minds at once, reasoning about where things sit relative to one another across scales ranging from a city block to a whole watershed.

I always assumed that spatial reasoning across map layers was purely professional. But that study on taxi and ambulance drivers made me wonder whether all that mental work might be doing something good to the brain.

Taxi driver brains

Of the 9 million death certificates from January 2020 to December 2022 that researchers examined, taxi and ambulance drivers had the lowest risk of dying from Alzheimer’s disease out of 443 occupations. After adjusting for age, sex, race, ethnicity and education, roughly 1 in 100 taxi and ambulance drivers died of Alzheimer’s, compared with 1 in 60 people overall.

This pattern did not extend to other driving jobs. The researchers concluded that the key to reducing the risk of Alzheimer’s was not driving itself but continuous real-time navigation: the constant work of locating yourself in space, tracking a destination and updating a mental map as conditions change. Drivers whose jobs relied on fixed or predetermined routes, like bus drivers and aircraft pilots, didn’t seem to experience a similar advantage.

I eagerly await Travis Bickle’s profile in the next issue of AARP Magazine: 

THE CRITICAL DRINKER: She-Hulk — The Show That Literally Killed Careers

Let’s make a superhero as lawyer TV series and have no writers familiar with the latter genre on the staff. What could go wrong?

 

CHANGE:

QUESTION ASKED AND ANSWERED: “Does the [military] leader sound like a human LinkedIn post? If so, he or she ain’t it. And they will most certainly hesitate in battle.”

Data Republican’s tweet concludes, “Said radical new woke policies ‘coincidentally’ also happen to require countless billions of dollars in training, remodeling, process changes. The changes are constant, and also are a budgetary feeding frenzy for military contractors and certain agency leaders under Department of War. These changes aren’t just wasted spending on woke stuff. These changes add to a bunch of regulatory red tape in battlefield effectiveness, and are genuinely distracting to our military.”

 

CHABLIS IS A HELLUVA DRUG:

Kamala may have even more jump cuts in her campaign videos than her fossilized former boss, and that’s saying something. Back in 2008, Iowahawk had lots of fun riffing on what happened to Obama when “Teleprompter XD-235” cut out. But at least as long as it was working, he could be counted on to reliably read the text on the screen — and really sell the message — unlike his would-be successors.

 

UNITED ACADEMIC WORKERS: The UAW’s Turn to Universities—and Politics.

[Claire] Valdez offers a preview of what the UAW is becoming: a union that puts politics first and is leaning heavily on higher education to sustain its dwindling numbers. The results of this transformation are changing not just unions but higher ed itself.

The academy is the UAW’s only real growth market, and the union has organized itself accordingly. Counting about 1.5 million members at its late 1970s peak, the UAW now has only 383,000 active members, roughly 100,000 of whom work in higher education, with graduate workers making up the largest and fastest-growing share. The University of California’s academic local alone represents some 48,000 workers—more than the UAW’s total membership at the global automaker Stellantis. Harvard’s graduate students account for another 4,000.

What happens to an industrial union when its fastest-growing constituency holds an entirely different theory of what a union is for?

The career of Brandon Mancilla suggests an answer. He began as a history Ph.D. at Harvard, joined the organizing drive that produced the Harvard Graduate Students Union, sat on the strike-coordinating team that planned campus disruptions during the 29-day walkout of 2019, and became the local’s first president in 2020. Two years later, at just 29, he won the directorship of UAW Region 9A (covering eastern New York, New England, and Puerto Rico) with 58 percent of the vote, unseating the incumbent and handing the union’s long-dominant Administrative Caucus its first defeat on the International Executive Board in more than 30 years.

Read the whole thing.

ABE GREENWALD: After Reality.

It’s not just that Gen Zs came too late to catch the USSR. They came too late to catch the real world altogether. What I’m referring to as the real world here is the manifest multidimensional reality in which humans once spent most of their lives, where they experienced the friction that comes from contact with other real people, challenging ideas, and historical events in real time. All that began to wink out sometime around 2007, when the iPhone was released. In the years since, we’ve migrated ever deeper into our screens and their facsimile of reality. And the pandemic hastened the change considerably.

Many of us, of course, are old enough to have experienced life before and after. There are people alive who’ve witnessed World War II, the Shoah, the Soviet nightmare, the birth of the State of Israel, and 9/11. But younger millennials and Gen Zs simply showed up after the fact—after all the facts. By the time they arrived, they mostly had to make do with the real world’s digital epilogue—“learning” about what happened before they were born from social media, influencers, and AI. What they’re getting is not so much history but a malcontent’s primer on the world that’s rumored to exist outside of their phones. And we’re moving inexorably into an age in which they and younger generations will become the majority.

The online world is a uniquely hospitable environment for both socialism and anti-Semitism to flourish in, and Gen Z (online an average of five hours a day) is being bombarded by both. Like the internet itself, socialism and anti-Semitism are primarily virtual. What do I mean by that? Certainly not that they don’t have monstrous real-world consequences. It’s that, at their cores, they both suppose notional worlds that mirror only the surface appearance of the real one. We often have to remind ourselves that “the internet isn’t the real world,” because the superficial similarities can be deceptive. This applies equally to the worlds of socialists and anti-Semites.

North America could soon be facing quite a spell of bad luck:

FINALLY: First NBA Player Declares for WNBA.

Kanter has been retired for a few years, but he is 6′ 10″ and in his best years in the NBA averaged as much as 15 points and 11 rebounds per game. Wilt Chamberlain once scored 100 points in an NBA game; Enes Kanter might average 100 points per game in the WNBA.

It will be interesting to see whether more male players follow Kanter’s lead and enter the WNBA draft. Presumably the teams won’t draft them, thereby confirming that the league’s pro-trans ideology was always about politics, not “inclusion.”

Exit quote:

UPDATE: That didn’t take long: Former NBA player Royce White says he is declaring for next WNBA Draft after Enes Kanter announcement. The former NBA player and Republican Senate candidate joins Enes Kanter Freedom in challenging the league.

OUT ON A LIMB: It’s not ‘body shaming’ to worry about Ariana Grande’s appearance.

Fame can be very tough. And Grande should be treated with civility and kindness. But there is something a little tiresome about celebrities and their PR teams claiming that the public is wrong to comment on their appearance. A pop star like Grande knows that not only is her music important, but so too are her looks. She has used said looks to secure lucrative advertising deals with Swarovski, Givenchy, Reebok, Mac, T-Mobile and her own fragrance line. It’s only fair that those of us expected to buy what her face is selling might have some views on the face itself.

This goes beyond the disingenuous hand-wringing of Hollywood stars who don’t like to be criticised. Much of the concern over Grande’s appearance stems from its potential impact on her young fans. They are watching a once healthy-looking girl fade into a shadow of a woman. Those of us who grew up in the era of ultra-skinny ‘heroin chic’ know that we’ve been here before. But at least during the 1990s we had the confidence to criticise what was clearly an unrealistic and warped view of femininity.

For those of a certain age, we’ve been here before:

JIMMY CARTER SAYS YES: Democrats Don’t Want You to Know What Jimmy Carter Said About Voter ID.

In 2005, Carter co-chaired the bipartisan Carter-Baker Commission on Federal Election Reform alongside former Secretary of State James Baker. The commission formed in the aftermath of the 2000 presidential election.

The commission recommended voter ID, better voter registration, and stronger safeguards against fraud, and it did so with bipartisan support. In a resurfaced clip from that era, Carter is heard making the case for voter ID in terms today’s Democrats would call bigoted.

“Also have some form of photo ID required, voter ID,” Carter said. “So, the second reason is to make a uniform recommendation in our country through this report that we’ve issued, so that there’s not highly discriminatory laws passed by one party or another.”

Carter went further, explaining exactly how the commission designed the policy to prevent the very harms Democrats now claim are inevitable.

“These photo ID cards will be free,” Carter said. “There will be a wide distribution of them. The states will be required to go around the state to issue these photo ID cards to as many people as possible, which will be a good system just for recruiting new voters.”

Classical reference in headline:

THE MORAL EQUIVALENT OF WAR: “Thank You for Your Service,” Dr Fauci — Appropriating Greetings to U.S. Warriors Is in the Direct Lineage of Leftist Cosplays of Valorous Combat Heroics.

Let’s start with a question that many of you will (correctly) find is naïve, but will be stated for the record: if Joe Biden pardoned Fauci, how much did the (p)resident — or his enablers — know? How much did he know about the whole Covid (non?-)pandemic? And if the whole democrat party apparatus was complicit in knowing about Fauci’s lies, does that not make it a conspiracy?  Is, then, a “conspiracy theory” not the appropriate response to this scandal — one of a magnitude never seen before?

Having said that: One thing that has been fairly unsettling in the latest Fauci revelations is going back to the the many MSM interviews regarding the COVID “menace” half a decade ago and hearing the “independent” journalists calling Anthony Fauci things like a “superhero.”

Unlike Norma Desmond, at the end of the line, he’s finally not ready for his closeup:

Exit question: Pure Gold: Rand Paul’s Perfect Reaction to Fauci’s Wife’s Rude Gesture After Contempt Vote.

(Classical reference in headline.)

DISPATCHES FROM THE STAR WARS CANTINA:

Related:

SUICIDAL EMPATHY:

WHEN YOU’RE A LEFTY WHO’S LOST THE GRAUNIAD AND NOW THE ATLANTIC: 

Tweet concludes, “His stunts exposed how deeply wokeness still corrupts parts of the academy.”

It’s like, how much more woke could this be? And the answer is none. None more woke: “‘Hilary Cremin, the head of Cambridge University’s Faculty of Education, could not stop smiling as she welcomed Prof Jason Arday to her department. ‘We are so lucky to have you,’ she beamed. ‘You are the best in the world in terms of the research that you do.’”

GREAT MOMENTS IN FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY:

WHO HAD TO LOSE FOR JASON ARDAY TO WIN?

A few days ago, I had lunch with a friend. An exceptional scholar, and a genuinely nice man, he had once again failed to secure a permanent academic position, despite a stellar publication record and a strong résumé. Now, having spent years in the halfway house of the postdoctoral world—neither fish nor fowl—he is ready to throw in the towel. He plans to spend one last year on the academic job market and, if nothing concrete materializes, he will leave academia forever.

As I offered the usual platitudes that were offered to me when I was in his shoes—you’ll get something, it’s a numbers game, they would be crazy not to hire you—I could not help but think of another young scholar, who had won spectacularly, while my friend had lost.

Jason Arday is a professor of sociology of education at the University of Cambridge and, as Cambridge’s press office keeps reminding the world, the youngest black person ever to hold a full professorship at the university.

* * * * * * * *

Of the whole saga, one line that has struck me was Arday’s remark to The Times last week that “We’re talking about academia here. I didn’t murder somebody.” He added: “I think the cruelty that I’ve experienced, and the positioning of me as this kind of liar and fantasist, is totally unacceptable.”

No, Arday did not commit murder; on this we don’t have a good reason to doubt his word. But I could not help but to think of my friend who, having contributed earnestly to the total sum of human knowledge, was left out in the cold while Arday, who is at best a mediocre researcher and at worst a serial liar and fabulist, enjoyed the highest prizes our profession offers and an institution willing to stake its thousand-year-old reputation on defending him. At the time of writing, [August 4th, before Arday resigned – Ed] the university is still standing behind him, and his book, warts and all, will still hit shelves in the coming days.

Undoubtedly, along Jason Arday’s road to the top of world academia, there surely were more qualified candidates for the academic positions he won. Given the zero-sum nature of the job market, this certainly meant that somewhere out there, a deserving researcher’s career was cut short, because Arday got the job they deserved.

They might even have been a member of an ethnic minority group, though perhaps with a less “inspiring” backstory. Their grief was almost certainly private, but their loss was that of the entire academy. Arday is a villain, but so is everybody who enabled his ascent without a second thought.

Related: The Jason Arday farce is an embarrassment to black Britain. “The ultimate casualty of the Arday scandal isn’t one man’s career, nor the bruised egos of those who rushed to his defence. The tragic reality is that Jason Arday has potentially done far more damage to black Britons than any racist agitator ever could. External critics and bad-faith actors can only ever attack from the outside – their prejudices are expected, discounted and easily identified. But Arday’s unchallenged rise, if the allegations turn out to be true, has handed our harshest detractors the ultimate weapon. It provides a silver bullet to anyone looking to roll back equality legislation or widening-participation schemes, or to question every rightful appointment and call professionals like me ‘diversity hires’. No external opponent could ever inflict as much damage as this case potentially has.”

QUESTION ASKED AND ANSWERED:

KURT SCHLICHTER: Win the War Already.

Will this work? If we have the courage and the commitment. The only way our enemies ever stop us is if we stop ourselves. So, let’s not stop. Look at Iraq: for years we allowed a stalemate until George W. Bush surged our forces and they broke the back of the resistance. The mullahs are not going to go easy. They’re religious fanatics convinced of ultimate victory. Let’s disabuse them of that notion the hard way.

Of course, people like me who support actively winning the war — instead of abandoning it or letting it fester like a suppurating wound — will get called “neocons” or “warmongers” by idiots. Oh no, mean names — we should totally give up lest they taunt us a second time. But this isn’t about personalities. It’s about our country. We need to win this. And the way to win this war is to win it. That means leveraging our military capability to the maximum and denying the enemy any respite or sanctuary to rebuild.

Faster, please.