Author Archive: Ed Driscoll

DISPATCHES FROM THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE: The Worst Academic Scandal in 817 Years!

This is, quite likely, the worst academic scandal of all time. There have been other academic scandals over the centuries, but nothing quite like this one. It’s the worst academic scandal not only because it indicts one of the greatest universities in the world, but because it indicts all higher education in the English-speaking world! The Arday case is the symbol and culmination of the kind of intellectual and moral rot that has been seeping into higher education for sixty-plus years.

If Cambridge University—an 817-year-old institution—is to be saved (and it’s an open question as to whether it can or even should be saved), all those administrators and faculty involved in hiring, promoting, and defending Jason Arday should be fired immediately. Nothing less will do if Cambridge is to survive.

The great tragedy of the L’Affaire Arday is that there may very well be scores if not hundreds of similar cases around the English-speaking world.

Indeed: Meet Farah Ahmed, Jason Arday’s colleague.

The Spectator’s tweet concludes, “Ahmed has explicitly attacked ‘western education’ as a ‘threat’ to Muslims, condemned democracy and integration, and criticised British schools for teaching pupils that child marriage is wrong. During her time at Cambridge, she has written that the Islamic concept of education is sharply opposed to ‘gaining literacy and numeracy and other disciplinary skills demonstrated through qualifications’. These statements are part of her long record of bigoted, extremist and separatist views on education.”

XI’S GOTTA HAVE IT! British Royal Navy Discovers Spy Cams on K3 Scout Vessels — Data Was Going Straight to China. The Royal Navy doesn’t have much of a fleet these days. But some of what what it does have left is transmitting data to the CCP:

Many have long suspected that China routinely buries spyware in electronic components and software it sells overseas. According to a new report, that’s exactly what they’re doing with British-made drones that were taught to phone home.

Information was allegedly being sent directly back to the Chinese Communist Republic:

Royal Navy spy drones used by Britain’s elite special forces secretly sent data to China, The Telegraph can reveal.

The cameras on the K3 Scout surveillance drones had components made in China which were secretly transmitting information to a device in the country.

The Royal Marines have been using the £12m fleet since March and the Ministry of Defence (MoD) was forced to remove all internet connectivity from the cameras after discovering the breach.

Although the drones weren’t manufactured in China, the cameras were discovered to be compromised:

The drones were supplied by a major British defence contractor, Kraken Technology Group, which sourced the cameras from a third party who had given assurances about their security.

An investigation into the drones revealed that the cameras were transmitting “heartbeat communications” – data to confirm they were online and functioning normally – to an IP address in China. The MoD insisted that there was no evidence that any sensitive data or systems had been sent abroad.

Just because they can’t find evidence of crucial information being transmitted doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. Whoever put spyware in those cameras presumably didn’t do it for fun.

We need a complete and total shutdown of the Royal Navy until we can find what the hell is going on there (and who is spying on who for who): Royal Navy captain steps back from duties over link to [Labour] MP whose husband faces China spy claims.

‘I WAS JUST A KID’ IS THE EXCUSE FOR BEING INSANE THE LAST FEW YEARS:

Yesterday I wrote about AOC’s “defense” of the woke insanity of the past few years.

“Woke one was craaaazzy.

She was speaking about Francesca Hong’s stated positions as a sitting state legislator, over 30-years-old, and she held those positions until she started getting trashed for them in her current campaign for governor.

But really, she was just a kid and shouldn’t be held responsible for anything she said outside the current context of her campaign.

Time is remarkably fluid these days:

But hey, 2020 was just a few bad tweets, right?

Tweet concludes, “it was the removal of choice for vaccines, it was the inflammation of racism, it was the numbing of meritocracy, it was the dismantling of the spirit of quite a few cities (and the accompanying declining property values), it was the collapse of a political party, it was the crushing of common sense (particularly in the young), it was the ruin of university value, it was the end of trust in the media, it was the fostering of the most selfish era in modern society. It was fascism, intolerance, and decidedly un-American. It was shameful and despicable. It was not ‘bad tweets.’”

Many more responses here: The replies to this tweet about the woke era are making my day.

JIM GERAGHTY: The DSA Has Slogans, but Isn’t Interested in Policies.

Near the end of the [New Yorker interview with David Remnick] — perhaps sensing that she had not come across as knowledgeable and thoughtful in her answers — [DSA co-chair Megan] Romer emphasized that she doesn’t really speak on behalf of the Democratic Socialists of America:

Romer: So, if you’re looking to me to be the one true arbiter of DSA thought, I am absolutely not. I come from a—

Remnick: Who is? Or that doesn’t exist, and never will?

Romer: DSA, it doesn’t exist. A convention, I guess, would be the closest to the one true arbiter of DSA, and it happens every two years.

Over on the DSA Reddit, you can find DSA enthusiasts calling Remnick “a member of the ‘elite New York intellectual class’” who “considers himself above regular fly over state working class people.” (I feel like I’ve heard that kind of knee-jerk snide dismissal before.) But recall which questions tripped up Romer:

  • “What does ‘taxing the hell out of them’ mean?”
  • “What does prison abolition mean to you? ”
  • “What does defunding the police mean, in your mind? ”
  • “How do you feel about [Russia’s invasion of Ukraine]? ”
  • “What is the position that DSA is headed toward here? Is it for a two-state solution, or is it a binational, one-state solution?”

Those are not trivia questions. He’s asking her what she thinks. In theory, there’s no wrong answer.

I could write that Romer is a shallow, uninformed moron, and that would be a lot of fun and probably go viral. But it probably wouldn’t dissuade anyone who feels positively about the DSA. Fans of the socialist movement will probably dig in their heels and conclude, like that Reddit commenter, that Remnick, you, and I are being smug elitists because Romer had troubling answering those questions and articulating what policies she wanted to see.

At Commentary, Seth Mandel adds that “facts are ruinous to anyone who wants to argue for the eradication of Israel. The DSA has rebranded itself as first and foremost an anti-Zionist organization supportive of the worst kind of violence. Knowledge of the important events in this conflict make taking such a position indefensible—which, of course, it is.”

Related:

AOC: “WOKE ONE WAS CRAZY!” How crazy? This crazy:

 

DISPATCHES FROM THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE:

OLD AND BUSTED: Paper Lion

The New Hotness? Politburo Compliant:

“PERHAPS MAMDAMI STILL SEES THE WORLD IN TERMS OF THE TOP-HATTED, TUXEDO WEARING, DIAMOND TIE PIN GARBED, PIED-A-TERRE DWELLING CAPITALIST ELITE, which it is his moral duty to tax. But I think the world has changed:”

CHRISTIAN TOTO: Is This the Most Woke Movie Review … Ever?

Roger Ebert’s legendary status as America’s film critic is well earned.

He still let his progressive views seep into his signature thumb in his later years. That didn’t diminish his place in movie reviewing lore, nor his legacy.

A contributing critic for his self-named site has taken that progressive baton and run with it. Think “Chariots of Fire”-style running.

The review wastes no time getting to the ideological point.

“One Night Only” … is everything that’s troubling about the current conservative capitalist hellscape that is the United States of America writ large.

Ma’am, this is a rom-com review…

There’s so much more.

It makes nods to the very real horrors of today, like tech bro-backed surveillance capitalism, rampant Big Pharma advertisements, and fascist police and politicians controlling our bodies, without ever taking the time to interrogate any of the sources that have led to our current political climate.

If only “When Harry Met Sally…” had brought up the Iran-Contra scandal, it might have been a classic. Oh, well.

Of course, for the same critic, some “politicians controlling our bodies” are perfectly fine:

Ebert certainly became a huge leftwing crank in his later years on Twitter, but the vast majority of his movies reviews never went full Salon or Grauniad. Definitely read the whole thing.

PAST GERALDO IS NO GUARANTEE OF FUTURE RIVERA:

Not to mention, our celebrity betters have informed us that “Haiti is Great Already:”

As have our top journalists:

DISPATCHES FROM THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE: Jason Arday taught me. Here’s what I learned.

At first, my classmates were charmed by Arday’s cheerful attitude and inspirational stories. To start with, too, they were interested in his claims that white people were guilty of every kind of prejudice. Yet as the module progressed, and he failed to turn up for yet another class, things began to change. It gradually dawned on us that we were learning nothing of substance, and that much of his talk was nonsense.

When it came to our assessment, Arday recommended we answer one of the two essay questions — there were four options — that mentioned ethnicity. This, after all, was the only thing he’d talked to us about. I remember one young, black, female student coming to me in the library as we began to draft our essays and saying: “I don’t know what to do, I’ve read my notes and there is nothing there I can use!” She wasn’t the only one, and I offered advice as best I could, writing my own essay using the online resources Arday’s predecessor had left.

In the end, Arday gave me 70% for my essay. That sounds good — except that my average for the year was 75%, meaning my overall result was dragged down. Particularly as Arday had given my work no feedback, I asked for a meeting. At Roehampton, marking is blind, so he wouldn’t have known who’d written which essay. In our meeting, I explained that 70% was a low mark for me and asked him to provide feedback. Suddenly, his friendly, confident demeanor changed. I now saw a side of him I’d never seen before: angry, but also scared. Arday implied that I was racist, and said that the only reason I wasn’t happy with 70% was due to my “white privilege”. He was clearly upset at being questioned, and I ended the meeting as quickly as possible.

Arday left Roehampton shortly afterwards, and I never saw him again. Given that he could neither teach nor support his students, it’s little wonder that he appeared psychologically incapable of coping with criticism. The University of Roehampton was seemingly aware of his failings yet did nothing, avoiding controversy by allowing him to move on to another set of students.

Still though, students of Arday will have learned a lot about where not to place apostrophes in their thesis titles:

And how to copy and paste your way to superstardom:

Arday himself claimed to have worried, “What if I have completely overestimated my capabilities? What if my story ends up being a cautionary tale like Icarus about flying too close to the sun?”

But it must have been quite a rush at the apogee of his ascent: “Whether or not he even knows it, Jason Arday played the rotten, elitist, box-ticking, minority and sick note obsessed education regime brilliantly. He outwitted the cleverest people in Britain – well, people who like to think they’re clever. He outsmarted those who would have us believe they’re the enlightened and have the right to rule. People who opine that vaccination should be mandatory. That was an actual Cambridge Union debate a few years ago, never let us forget. Bright young things lined up to argue for an end to bodily autonomy. These people are numbskulls. So never mind Arday’s grammar, consider the grand sweep of his achievement. He has shown us that the emperor has no clothes. One way or another, he has had Cambridge over, and I care not a jot for Cambridge as a victim, nor do I care for the buyer’s regret of the liberal elite who suddenly claim to be shocked that a person who can’t always spell or get grammar right could rise to the top of academia by playing on certain narratives.”

GOODER AND HARDER, LA: Post walks LA’s once-iconic Van Nuys Blvd. for a week – here’s disturbing scene we found.

The historic LA street that was once the iconic epicenter of Valley youth culture is now nothing more than a boulevard of broken dreams — featuring drug-riddled homeless encampments and boarded-up stores.

Van Nuys Boulevard — where teens used to famously cruise through the middle of San Fernando Valley, showing off their hot rods and gathering at hamburger stands — has become home to hordes of out-of-control druggies and threatening vagrants who leave behind so much garbage that local workers have to use leaf blowers to disperse it.

One of the few businesses still operating in the now-decrepit area was even forced to move its customer entrance — because the bums’ camps blocked the original one.

“It’s so sad, so sad.  We are in California, the best state in the United States, right?” said George Barak, who is originally from Syria and was working his second day as a cashier at the 99-cent store when he talked to the California Post.

Aziz Saxenian, a Los Angeles native and dental assistant who works at another local company struggling against the troubling tide in the onetime beloved quirky heart of the Valley, said, “They settle in front of our businesses.

“Customers say, ‘Oh, can’t you get rid of them?’ ”

The Post walked a stretch of the dilapidated boulevard between Sherman Way and Victory Boulevard on a recent morning and found a wasteland of crack pipes, needles and empty bottles of whiskey in front of makeshift tents.

As they’re driving through the sun-bleached streets of L.A. at Christmastime, Annie Hall says to Alvy Singer, “God, it’s so clean out here,” to which Alvy jokes, “It’s that they don’t throw their garbage away.  They make it into television shows.” But then, Annie Hall was made a half a century ago. A very different L.A. isn’t exactly a beacon for tourists these days:

Fortunately, the DSA are on the scene to really beef up LA’s law enforcement:

IRAN’S ‘PROOF OF LIFE’ VIDEO FOR SUPREME LEADER BLOWS UP IN ITS FACE:

We haven’t seen any real evidence that the Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei, is even alive since the first attack of Operation Epic Fury on Iran on February 28.

Now the regime has released a video of the guy we like to call the “Cardboard Ayatollah.”

Iran released a rare video Sunday of its supreme leader appearing in prime condition amid his long absence from the public eye and swirling reports of deteriorating health.

The country’s semi-official Mehr News Agency flaunted video of Mojtaba Khamenei, 56, sitting in a circle and speaking with a group of men, with no context of when or where the scene took place.

So first, there’s no evidence this was after the attack.

Second, there’s no evidence of the horrible injuries he supposedly received, which suggests it was recorded before Operation Epic Fury, although you can not see the right side of his face. Supposedly, he had leg and facial injuries in that attack.

RedState’s Nick Arama writes, “The regime was trying to buffalo people. The only reason they would do this is if they couldn’t produce any real proof of life video, i.e., he is probably dead.”

Where have you gone, Miles Monroe? The mullahs turn their lonely eyes to you:

DISPATCHES FROM THE DISTAFF DEMOLITION DERBIES:

Earlier:

 

AOC DECLARES MISSION ACCOMPLISHED ON GREEN NEW DEAL:

UPDATE:

THAT’S WHAT XI SAID: The Odyssey and the Clash of Civilizations.

The most interesting figure affecting the interview, though, does not show up on the screen and may not be aware that the conversation even occurred. That is Xi Jinping.

The interview opens strangely: [Yiyang] Zhuge’s first question is to ask Nolan if he’s “a bard for a civilization at dusk.” After Nolan points out that in Homer’s time, Greece was on the ascent but had not yet regained the glories of an earlier age, Zhuge interjects that Athens lost the Peloponnesian War because of the democracy’s hubris.

This may seem like an odd way to begin the conversation that focuses on other topics, but Zhuge had little choice but to start along those lines. She is parroting two of Xi’s favorite arguments. The first is that “the East is rising and the West is declining.” The other is that the United States is on the verge of falling into the “Thucydides trap” of provoking a war with Xi rather than making way for China’s inexorable rise. Xi brought up the Thucydides trap in his most recent meeting with Donald Trump.

A Chinese lover of the Western classics, as Zhuge clearly is, has to frame her thoughts around Xi’s ideas because the CCP abhors the discussion of interesting ideas or works of art on their own merits. Xi, parroting Mao and Stalin, says that “art and literary workers are the engineers of the human soul.” Much as another engineer might use a backhoe to reshape a pile of dirt, so an artist or writer will use their paintings and prose to reshape souls. For now, Zhuge can still openly admire these parts of the Western tradition that she finds so beautiful, but first she must dance to the party’s tune.

Nolan, who sat for the interview during the publicity campaign for his movie in China, may have had no idea that this was occurring. He may be uninterested in ideological struggle. His responses nonetheless showed why Western ideas fill the CCP with fear.

Read the whole thing.

WHAT DO YOUNG PEOPLE REALLY WANT? The Suburbs.

Suburbs serve a critical role in the American system. They are our way of reconciling our competing aspirations. The U.S. was imagined as an extended, commercial republic. That is kind of like asking for a “jumbo shrimp land mammal.” How to combine ancient republican virtue with modern industry, across a vast continent? And yet, to a surprising extent, our double oxymoron has worked.

A lifestyle once reserved for royalty can now be attained by used-car dealers and advertising executives. A typical American may never become president or a CEO, but can vote, run for city council or school board, own a single-family home in a safe neighborhood, buy a pickup truck, and even start a business out of the garage. And in stark contrast to our European counterparts, we can even enjoy working air-conditioning while we’re at it. We are kings and queens of the cul-de-sac.

This is a beautiful, even noble thing. And besides, what’s the alternative? A rural lifestyle may appear attractive on a screen. Yet these days, it seems like you need to be a large corporation or an Instagram influencer just to make the economics work. Cities are a good place to get ahead, but settling down and raising a family in one presumes a kind of competent urban governance that is shamefully rare in the U.S.

In the end, the American dream simply is suburbia. And if we want Americans to keep believing in the American dream, policymakers at all levels must stop inhibiting young people’s suburban aspirations.

As Tom Wofe wrote in his epochal 1976 article on “The ‘Me’ Decade:”

I can remember what brave plans visionary architects at Yale and Harvard still had for the common man in the early 1950s. (They actually used the term “common man.”) They had brought the utopian socialist dream forward into the twentieth century. They had things figured out for the workingman down to truly minute details such as lamp switches. The new liberated workingman would live as the Cultivated Ascetic. He would be modeled on the B.A.-degree Greenwich Village bohemian of the late 1940s—dark wool Hudson Bay shirts, tweed jackets, flannel trousers, briarwood pipes, good books, sandals and simplicity—except that he would live in a Worker Housing project. All Yale and Harvard architects worshiped Bauhaus principles and had the Bauhaus vision of Worker Housing. The Bauhaus movement absolutely hypnotized American architects, once its leaders, such as Walter Gropius and Ludwig Miës van der Rohe, came to the United States from Germany in the 1930s. Worker Housing in America would have pure beige rooms, stripped, freed, purged of all moldings, cornices, and overhangs—which Gropius regarded as symbolic “crowns” and therefore loathsome. Worker Housing would be liberated from all wallpaper, “drapes,” Wilton rugs with flowers on them, lamps with fringed shades and bases that looked like vases or Greek columns. It would be cleansed of all doilies, knickknacks, mantelpieces, headboards, and radiator covers. Radiator coils would be left bare as honest, abstract sculptural objects.

But somehow the workers, incurable slobs that they were, avoided Worker Housing, better known as “the projects,” as if it had a smell. They were heading out instead to the suburbs—the suburbs!—to places like Islip, Long Island, and the San Fernando Valley of Los Angeles—and buying houses with clapboard siding and a high-pitched roof and shingles and gaslight-style front-porch lamps and mailboxes set up on top of lengths of stiffened chain that seemed to defy gravity and all sorts of other unbelievably cute or antiquey touches, and they loaded these houses up with “drapes” such as baffled all description and wall-to-wall carpet you could lose a shoe in, and they put barbecue pits and fish ponds with concrete cherubs urinating into them on the lawn out back, and they parked 25-foot-long cars out front and Evinrude cruisers up on tow trailers in the carport just beyond the breezeway.

And the left are still furious about what Wolfe later dubbed the “Escape to Islip,” as Russ Greene notes in his Free Press article:

And the theft of the suburban dream has even more to do with local policy than state and federal regulations. NIMBYism, or local opposition to new development, has reduced and sometimes zeroed out the amount of developable land in many areas, driving home prices skyward.

It gets worse. Environmentalists and urbanists are often explicitly opposed to pillars of suburbia, such as sprawl and cars. And the surging Democratic Socialists of America are prone to seeing American suburbs as the root of all evil. The left-wing vanguard’s ideas may not be broadly popular, but thanks to our political system, it can exert outsize influence on policy outcomes.

Yes, that worked out well in 2020:

IT’S A COMPANY TOWN, AND ITS MAYOR HASN’T GOT A CLUE ABOUT THE INDUSTRY:

“At one point she asked that film productions give jobs to homeless people—that this ‘would really help her out,’ Bateman tweets. “What kind of idiot walks into a room of mostly out-of-work people, in an industry that is collapsing upon itself, that does productions with limited time and money where a mistake from an inexperienced worker can cost hundreds of thousands of dollars, and suggest that unskilled, perhaps drug-addled, clueless homeless people should be employed instead of qualified guild members?”

Isn’t it the mayor’s job to help out one of the city’s chief industries, rather than the other way around?

AOC DECLARES MISSION ACCOMPLISHED ON THE GREEN NEW DEAL: AOC starts process of freezing her eggs, hints at 2028 mindset: ‘I think it’s badass.’

The New York City congresswoman noted that she had a scheduled interview Sunday on ABC News’ “This Week” and planned on taking hormonal shots in its waiting room before going on air to discuss politics.

“I want you all to see that. And because women can do anything, and I think it’s badass that I’m going to be giving myself shots in the green room [as I] get my glam on,” she said.

Egg-harvesting allows women to have some of their unfertilized eggs taken from their ovaries when younger and then store them at subzero temperatures till they are ready to have them implanted either in themselves or a surrogate.

The process increases their chances of a successful pregnancy later in life, as women’s egg quality often declines rapidly in their mid-30s.

So in other words, after 2031: AOC: No, Seriously, We Only Have 12 Years Left.

—Jim Treacher, PJ Media, May 29th, 2019.

MATT MARGOLIS: Things Don’t Sound Good for Cancer-Stricken Joe Biden.

In an interview with the BBC on August 8, 2026, Hunter Biden said his father’s stage four prostate cancer has spread into his bones and beyond, describing it as “very painful and very debilitating.” Those are the blunt words of a son watching his father decline in real time.

As you may recall, Joe Biden first announced his cancer diagnosis in May 2025, months after leaving office. The timing of that announcement was… shall we say, suspicious. Many believed the cancer was caught years earlier, and the Bidens simply didn’t disclose it until Biden was out of the White House.

Here’s the thing about prostate cancer screening: a PSA blood test is a standard part of any routine physical for men of a certain age. I had one myself last year at 45, just as part of routine bloodwork. It’s not exotic. It’s not hard to order.

Does anyone seriously believe the president of the United States, a man in his eighties surrounded by a full medical team, wasn’t being screened for one of the most common cancers in older men? If Biden had cancer developing while he sat in the Oval Office, there are only two explanations. Either his doctors missed it, which would be staggering incompetence for a team charged with monitoring the health of the most powerful autopen in the world, or the Bidens knew and weren’t going to reveal the diagnosis until after the election.

Minus Biden’s disastrous debate with Trump, Kamala would be taking office right about now.

THEATER KIDS WREAK HAVOC ON FUN CITY: Anti-rent radical and Mamdani pal who is ‘squatting’ in Brooklyn is Grammy nepo baby.

She’s unplugged from reality.

A rent-striking, rising-star radical orchestrating the Mamdani administration’s socialist housing agenda is the daughter of a famed music studio owner who recorded rock legends like David Bowie, the Ramones, Blondie, Lou Reed, Sonic Youth, the Foo Fighters and Coldplay, The Post has learned.

While framing herself as a champion of the proletariat, Tracy Rosenthal grew up in a trendy $1.7 million NoMad pad with elite access to the music industry — attending the Grammys at least twice with her dad, four-time winner Steven Rosenthal.

Her father recorded hit albums by some of the world’s biggest artists at the Magic Shop, the SoHo studio he founded in 1988, including Coldplay’s 2008 “Viva la Vida,” which sold more than 10 million copies worldwide; the Foo Fighters’ 2014 “Sonic Highways,” for which he was interviewed in the band’s HBO docuseries; and Bowie’s final album, 2016’s “Blackstar.”

Yet despite her first-class upbringing, she’s been on a four-year “rent strike” since moving back to New York City after a stint in Los Angeles — because the Bolshevik bugged out after spotting a cockroach in her hip $2,300 a month Bed-Stuy apartment.

As Norman Podhoretz wrote in 2007, “Do you realize that every young person in this room is a tragedy to some family or other?”

ROGER KIMBALL: Great and Unfortunate Fabrications.

Jason Arday should ask for a cover charge. His entertainment value is that splendid. For the last couple of weeks, the “youngest ever black professor” at the University of Cambridge has been a nearly ubiquitous and nonstop source of hilarity. The proximate catalyst for the comedy is the imminent publication of Great and Unfortunate Things, co-written with the “book doctor” Eve Claxton. It is due out on August 11 from Simon & Schuster. Amazon lists it as an “Editor’s Pick” of “Best Biographies & Memories.” “A story of resilience, dignity, and the extraordinary power of those who hold steady for us when we cannot yet hold steady for ourselves,” says one blurber. “Makes you believe in the transformative power of grit and the magic of a mother’s love,” quoth another. A story easily worth the “$1.4 million” advance that Jason said he was offered for the book (though that figure is disputed). Did you know that poor Jason, now 41, was “diagnosed with autism and developmental delays at age three, and experts told his parents he would never speak, write, or live independently”?

And that was the least of Jason’s trials. The Atlantic got hold of an advance copy of the book and drew attention to what some have delicately described as numerous “inconsistencies” in Arday’s account of his life story. Comparing the final book with the book proposal, the author of “Icarus in the Faculty Lounge” uncovers some amazing things. In his proposal, Arday recounts being hit by a car, spending months in a sort of conscious coma, then waking up and having to relearn “everything—how to walk, to talk.” That remarkable experience is, we are told, entirely omitted from the book, as is his bout with testicular cancer (in the book he grapples with not one but two brain tumors). Arday has apparently never been to Brazil, but that quotidian fact did not prevent him from encountering a mysterious “shaman woman” there who predicted that he would suffer greatly but also achieve great things. “Every event she described has since come to pass,” he wrote.

Exit quote: “And then there is Hilary Cremin, a senior professor and dean of faculty in the Faculty of Education at Cambridge…Cambridge has a lot more than Jason Arday to worry about.”

Read the whole thing.

Related: Who Had to Lose for Jason Arday to Win? “It is hard to escape the impression that Cambridge wanted him as a visible symbol of its commitment to diversity, overlooking in the process his suitability for the job. He was, in blunter terms, hired to be the face of Cambridge’s diversity drive. Whether his work was any good or not was beside the point. He represented something that Cambridge wanted to show the world, and that was that. In the years since, however, the political climate has changed decisively. The excesses of identity politics have led to a backlash from society at large, while the higher education sector’s unpopularity has led some governments to inflict large cuts on universities. But many university officials on both sides of the Atlantic seem to be operating in a permanent 2020 mindset, blind to the fact that most of the world has moved on.”