I mean sure, it’s striking, and unique, and does appear to be straight out of the Tron franchise, if that’s your cup of tea. But would it kill these EV manufacturers to tap into colorful nostalgia instead of cold cyberpunk aesthetics for once? Literally just one time?? Seriously guys, what is stopping you from building electric vehicles that look like this:
Still, it would be unfair to solely chastise Elon for a design pattern reflected across the entire EV industry… even if the Tesla CEO pushed it to the extreme. Besides, the man is already facing enough criticism from folks like Shitstain Scott Galloway, who, upon wiping his ass, will once again resume calling for Elon’s summary execution.
Instead, we should admire our brave Rocket Man for once again daring to build something awe-inspiring (if a bit odd). In Cybertruck, he created something bold and unique, unlike any vehicle we’ve ever seen. That ambitious, risk-taking spirit is something we will always admire at Pirate Wires.
As we mourn the passing of Cybertruck (2019-2027) — the brave electric engine that could — let us remember what it taught us about ourselves, and always strive to be the best version of what we saw in that angular, stainless steel mirror.
To quote the words of one Hogarth Hughes to another Iron Giant (Warner Bros. 1999) who also met an untimely end amidst humanity’s bitter division and turmoil — “You don’t have to be a gun…
…you are who you choose to be.”
Alas though, Galloway can’t:
It’s not exactly at NYT-endorsed Nicholas Kristof dog rape Hamas propaganda regurgitation level.
But yeah.
Scott Galloway is now forever the guy whose @elonmusk derangement syndrome bragging rights are pooping in a Tesla he just sold.
Couldn’t just put one of those dumb… pic.twitter.com/lWLiqUVc5B
— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) November 10, 2026