THIS HAS BEEN CHINESE TRADITION FOR 1500 YEARS: Tracking China in the Americas: A New Column on Underreported Influence in Our Hemisphere.

MORE HALF-WITTERY: Karine Jean-Pierre’s Book Tour Is an Absolute Trainwreck.

A BATTLE OF WITS WITH THE HALF-ARMED: BBC Interviewer Demolishes Kamala’s Excuses for Biden Cover-Up.

SHE SEEMS NICE: Katie Porter’s Ex Just Broke His Silence And… Yikes!

POPCORN. LOTS OF POPCORN: We Got New Juicy Details About the Obama-Biden Feud Last Year.

THE NEXT PANIC ARRIVES ON TRACK NINE: Democrats Have to Be Panicking Over the Latest Inflation Report.

SAME OLD TRICKS: Hakeem Jeffries Vows to Criminalize White House Ballroom Donors.

CRIMINAL ATTORNEY: Jay Jones Is Now Under Criminal Investigation.

NONE TOO SOON: Nancy Pelosi May Soon Announce Her Retirement.

中国 IS IN THE MIDDLE AGAIN: China Is Making a Big Move In Our Own Backyard — But No One Is Talking About It。

ANOTHER HEART OF STONE MOMENT: This Could Be the Worst News for Democrats About the Shutdown

PETRO’S MANIC MONDAY: El Presidente Throws a Tantrum, Threatens to ‘Take Out’ Trump.

JUDENREIN: LinkedIn says “Zionist” Jobs Violates Their Community Standards.

SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE: The ‘No Kings’ Protesters Are Even Dumber Than You Thought

LOTS OF REALLY TALL BUILDINGS IN MANHATTAN: Could This Torpedo Mamdani’s Campaign?

YOU MEAN THEY’RE TRAINABLE? Pink-Haired Protestor Says the Quiet Part Out Loud About the ‘No Kings’ Protests.

STUMPS WOULD BE INSULTED BY THE COMPARISON: Don Lemon Is Trying to Get ICE Agents Killed.

YOU WOULD THINK THEY’D LEARN: Colombia’s Petro Picks a Fight With Trump. Spoiler Alert: FAFO.

BUT SHOULD IS NOT WILL: This Photo Should End Zohran Mamdani’s Campaign.

SARAH’S SHOCKED FACE IS ON THE ROAD, BUT WE CAN FILL IN FOR IT: Hakeem Jeffries Makes Nasty Personal Attack Against Karoline Leavitt.

NATURE IS HEALING: Debate Disaster: Jay Jones Crashes and Burns.

BREAKING, ER, UPDATED: UPDATED: John Bolton Indicted, Trump Reacts.

Look away from the computer for an hour, and what happens?

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NO WONDER IT’S NO LONGER FRONT-PAGE NEWS: Democrats Just Got Some Bad News About the Schumer Shutdown.

TO WHOM IS SHE REFERRING? HER HUSBAND? Kamala Harris Made Her Most Ridiculous Claim Yet.