WHAT A SCHMUCK: U.S. Bombers Appear to Send Maduro a Message — With Some NSFW Sky Doodles.

LONG LIVE THE KING: The Democrats Are Running Out of Feet.

Plugging my own article for a change.

WATCH: Dana Bash Humiliates Hakeem Jeffries Over His Shutdown Theater.

OF COURSE HE IS: Pathetic: Joe Biden Is Trying to Take Credit for Trump’s Peace Deal.

Or Jill is. Or Hunter. Or the autopen.

FRPM THE DEPARTMENT OF FAFO: What Christiane Amanpour Said About Israeli Hostages Was So Bad, CNN Made Her Apologize.

THAT’S THE SPIRIT: Joe Biden Is Apparently Ghosting Kamala Harris.

SUCCESS HAS A THOUSAND GRIFTERS: Now the Left Is Trying to Give Biden Credit for Trump’s Peace Deal.

MAYBE IT WILL BE A LESSON TO HER: Exposed: Letitia James’s Decades of Alleged Mortgage Fraud.

The crazy thing is that Trump had been a successful New York City developer for decades. They apparently thought he’d be a pushover.

OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD: Democrats Force Military Service Members to Rely on Food Banks,

That’s been cleaned up from my first reaction.

TRUMP IS SUCH AN INEFFECTUAL PRESIDENT: Venezuela’s ‘Iron Lady’ Dedicates Nobel Prize to Trump As Maduro’s Death Rattle Gets Louder.

SEND THE MARINES: The Virginia Gubernatorial Debate Was a Disaster for Spanberger.

WHILE THEY CHOKE BACK TEARS: Even MSNBC Praises Trump’s Peace Plan in the Middle East.

BREAKING: Trump Announces Israel-Hamas Peace Deal.

WATCH: Hakeem Jeffries Has Complete Meltdown on Capitol Hill Over the Shutdown.

WHEN EVEN THE WAPO ADMITS IT: Guess Who Just Admitted That Obamacare’s A Money Pit.

Yeah, spoiler warning.

IS IT A NEW SCANDAL OR JUST MORE? A New Biden Scandal Just Blew Wide Open.

(Link fixed. — C)

SHE’S A BEAST: Pam Bondi Turns Senate Hearing Into Masterclass on Nuking Democrats.

MADURO MUST GO: 10 Reasons the U.S. Can’t Afford to Ignore Venezuela Anymore.

THE NEXT SCANDAL WILL ARRIVE ON TRACK NINE: Another Scandal Threatens to Shake up Virginia’s Elections.

YUGE: Something HUGE May Be Brewing for the GOP in New Jersey.

WHEN EVEN NBC HAS NOTICED: Even NBC Knows It’s the Schumer Shutdown and That Democrats Own It.

WHEN YOU’RE IN A HOLE, WHAT’S THE FIRST RULE? Democrats Are About to Trigger Mass Layoffs of Federal Workers.

If they’re not careful, they may yet get Trump a third term.

IT’S A BITCH, AND…: Woman Smears Dog Poop on a Cybertruck, and Karma Strikes Back.

BUKELE STRIKES AGAIN: El Salvador Does for Its Public Schools What the United States Won’t.

(Fixed the link. It was early.)

WHOOPS: There May Be a Problem With the Prosecution of Charlie Kirk’s Assassin.