SHE’S A BEAST: Pam Bondi Turns Senate Hearing Into Masterclass on Nuking Democrats.

MADURO MUST GO: 10 Reasons the U.S. Can’t Afford to Ignore Venezuela Anymore.

THE NEXT SCANDAL WILL ARRIVE ON TRACK NINE: Another Scandal Threatens to Shake up Virginia’s Elections.

YUGE: Something HUGE May Be Brewing for the GOP in New Jersey.

WHEN EVEN NBC HAS NOTICED: Even NBC Knows It’s the Schumer Shutdown and That Democrats Own It.

WHEN YOU’RE IN A HOLE, WHAT’S THE FIRST RULE? Democrats Are About to Trigger Mass Layoffs of Federal Workers.

If they’re not careful, they may yet get Trump a third term.

IT’S A BITCH, AND…: Woman Smears Dog Poop on a Cybertruck, and Karma Strikes Back.

BUKELE STRIKES AGAIN: El Salvador Does for Its Public Schools What the United States Won’t.

(Fixed the link. It was early.)

WHOOPS: There May Be a Problem With the Prosecution of Charlie Kirk’s Assassin.

NIGHTMARES: The Man Who Is Keeping Dictators — and the MSM — Up at Night.

WATCH: Mike Johnson Destroys Dana Bash’s Left-Wing Talking Points on Schumer Shutdown

THE CONTINUING SAGA OF LOST ELLY: This, That And The Other.

Okay, the blog title isn’t all that compelling, but Sarah has published more snippets from the world of her new novel No Man’s Land.

“BEEP-BEEP!” Democrats Totally Walked Right Into a Shutdown Trap

SURPRISE: Yes, Democrats Shut Down the Government to Give Illegals Free Healthcare.

JESSICA TARLOV: Jessica Tarlov Tries to Spin Political Violence and Gets Humiliated Again.

Yeah, I got nothin’.

COHEN’S LAST APPEARANCE ON MSNBC: Michael Cohen Completely Blindsided MSNBC With One Statement About James Comey.

WHY CAN’T SHE JUST BE QUIETLY NUTS? Even Rosie O’Donnell’s Therapist Thinks She’s Nuts Over Trump.

IF ANYTHING DEMANDS CENSURE, THIS DOES: Swalwell Threatens to Weaponize Government Against Trump Allies.

TODAY QUESTION: DOES HE LEAVE THE D CAUCUS OR DO THEY THROW HIM OUT? John Fetterman Throws His Party Under the Bus.

ROGUE’S GALLERY: Another Hypocritical Dictator Attacks Trump for Striking Drug Boats.

BUT CAN THEY HANDLE THE TRUTH? Scott Jennings Drops a Truth Bomb on CNN Panel About Comey Indictment.

SKY CANDY FOR MARS: Sky Candy: Off to Mars. Special guest appearance by Dr Becky talking about the potential evidence for life on Mars.

And in case you missed it, Sarah’s new book No Man’s Land has now had the first two volumes released, and the third one will be out in a few days. Here’s my review: ‘No Man’s Land’ — It’s Not What You Think.

Also, there’s a new fan-generated Elly folk song.

REPORT: Tylenol Maker Worried About Links Between the Drug and Autism

EVERY TIME I THINK SHE COULDN’T LOOK WORSE, SHE EXCEEDS EXPECTATIONS: Kamala Actually Thought This Horrifying Story Made Her Look Good.

WHAT’S STUNNING IS THE ADMISSION. WE KNEW THE REST: The FBI Makes a Stunning Admission About January 6.