EVERYTHING IS GOING SWIMMINGLY: Rates of autism climb to new highs in the US, with California setting record numbers.

CHANGE: Denver Schools Superintendent takes stand against anti-police policy after spate of school shootings: ‘I can no longer stand on the sidelines.’ “The Denver School Board unanimously voted to remove school resource officers in June 2020 after the murder of George Floyd. All officers were phased out from the city’s middle and high schools by the summer of 2021. The decision was declared a victory by community activists who had long campaigned to remove police officers from schools.”

BY TEACHING IT THAT THEY’RE DELICIOUS: High-fat, high-sugar foods rewire brain to want more of them, study says.

STEPHEN KRUISER, NATIVE ARIZONAN, EXPLAINS: Kyrsten Sinema’s Messy Breakup With the Democrats Is Complete. “Given her history, it’s not difficult to speculate about Sinema caucusing with the GOP just to stick it to the Dems. That’s not really her style though. She’s a free spirit, but not a wild card. Her disagreements with the Democrats were driven by the fact that Arizona is a very purple state and she may be one of the last people in Congress who truly grasps the role of an elected official in a representative republic.”

THE SCIENCE WAS SETTLED: Coffee may not affect heart rhythms, study shows.

GO ON AND TAKE THE RED PILL: San Fran District Supervisor Begs Crime-Ridden City For More Cops, Three Years After Calling to ‘Defund the Police.’

TIKTOK IS SOCIAL MALWARE AND CCP SPYWARE, BUT BEIJING HAS A LOT OF DEMS (AND A FEW REPS) ON THE PAYROLL: Unhinged Democrat Claims Banning TikTok is ‘Racist.’

DEAL OF THE DAY: Apple AirPods (2nd Generation) Wireless Earbuds. #CommissionEarned

YOUR NATIONAL DEFENSE ESTABLISHMENT: Pentagon doctors claim 7-year-olds can make decisions to be injected with hormones, puberty suppressants.

It’s been almost exactly 30 years since Col. David Hackworth wrote an article for Playboy titled “Nuke the Pentagon.” While his point then — “shut down the military clown show” — was spot-on, it’s even more so today.

PRIORITIES AND POLITICS: FBI Devoted at Least 16,000 More Hours to Jan. 6 Riot Than to BLM Riots in DC.

One riot is a threat to the regime; the other was a tool of the regime.

IF ONLY HE HAD TO LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF ALL HIS BAD DECISIONS: Privately, Biden Gripes About Harris Not ‘Rising to the Occasion.’

NICE OF HIM TO ADMIT IT, I SUPPOSE: TikTok CEO admits to congress that parent company ByteDance accesses user data.

SACRIFICE UNIVERSITY ADMINISTRATORS FIRST. IN FACT, DO WE EVEN NEED TO WAIT FOR AN EMERGENCY? DEI training asks scholars which ethnicities should live or die in hypothetical scenario.

HEY, TEACHER, LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE: Boston School Latest to Ask Young Kids About Their ‘Sex Life.’

LOYALTY OATHS, REVISITED: University removes statement compelling faculty speech after CRO report.

MORE LIKE THIS, PLEASE: Track organizers ban transgender women from elite competitions. “World Athletics has banned transgender women from competing in elite female competitions if they have gone through male puberty, the sport’s governing body said Thursday.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: Enough With the Pervert Adults in Public Schools, Already. “This would be an outrage if it had happened at a high school. These psychos are hitting up 11-year-olds about their sex lives.”

THE STANFORD CLOWN SHOW CONTINUES: DEI Dean Escalates Battle Against Dean; Stanford Law School’s Sole Conservative Professor Weighs In.

HMM: ‘Did he lie or was he given special treatment?’ Conservative group insists government comes clean on Prince Harry, demanding to know how he got his US visa despite his admitted illegal drug use. “The Heritage Foundation, a conservative research institute focused on public policy, is currently battling with the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) to get a copy of the Duke of Sussex’s visa filings under the Freedom of Information Act. A director at the think tank and their lawyer told DailyMail.com the immigration documents could expose a thorny diplomatic issue: whether Harry declared his previous illegal drug use, and whether DHS officers gave him special treatment. While applying for his residency permit, Harry had to fill out a form asking if he has ever used illegal drugs. An answer of ‘yes’ often results in the application’s denial, or a raft of extra hurdles that can even include drug tests and interviews before getting a special waiver to allow a visa. Harry admitted to taking cocaine, magic mushrooms and cannabis in his memoir, Spare, and in interviews. The Heritage Foundation argues that means he either lied on his form – usually a surefire way to get kicked out of the country – or DHS gave him a special waiver.”

UPDATE: Speaking of equal treatment, from the comments below:

Republican Rep. asks ATF if lying on their federal Background check is illegal.

ATF: “Yes. 15 years in jail if you do that.”

Republican Rep. Tiffany: “So why is Hunter Biden not in Prison?”

***All Hell Breaks Loose***

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— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) March 23, 2023

OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY: Prescription for Housing? California Wants Medicaid to Cover 6 Months of Rent. “States are barred from using federal Medicaid dollars to pay directly for rent, but California’s governor is asking the administration of President Joe Biden, a fellow Democrat, to authorize a new program called ‘transitional rent,’ which would provide up to six months of rent or temporary housing for low-income enrollees who rely on the state’s health care safety net — a new initiative in his arsenal of programs to fight and prevent homelessness.”

How’s that arsenal been working out for ya?

STANDING UP AGAINST RACISM AND BIGOTRY: Equal Protection Project Calls On Albany (NY) Public Library To “Cease and Desist” From Blacks-Only Fellowship Program.

HMM: It’s Looking Like Trump Won’t Be Indicted.

DEAL OF THE DAY: 6 Piece Steak Knife Set. #CommissionEarned

WELL, IN DEMOCRATIC CITIES, YEAH: Rampant Crime, Public Drug Use, Vagrancy Are Part of ‘Basic City Life,’ Democrats Argue.

WINNING: Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin Is Expanding School Choice with Lab Schools. “Virginia law requires local school districts to authorize charter schools, and most districts will not endorse any competition with the traditional public school model. The lab school program thus represents a workaround.”