NBC “NEWS”: Wear A Mask While Exercising And Showering. Maybe Even Two.

YOU GET TO BE A RACIST, AND YOU GET TO BE A RACIST, AND YOU GET TO BE A RACIST! Whites Can’t Share Oprah ‘Reaction Memes’ or They’ll Be Guilty of Practicing ‘Digital Blackface.’

SPACE: Air Force considers SpaceX Starlink for military applications.

Communications capability is a big deal on aircraft of all sorts, but particularly for military aircraft. A new report suggests that the United States Air Force is considering SpaceX’s Starlink Internet connectivity for its potential military applications. One of the major contractors to the United States Air Force, Ball Aerospace, builds “conformal antennas” for tactical aircraft used by the USAF.

Ball Aerospace is working with SpaceX to investigate if Starlink satellite Internet connectivity might have military applications. Word of the Air Force considering Starlink came in a recent request SpaceX made with the FCC. The request said that SpaceX is seeking to make modifications to its experimental authorization for additional testing activities to be undertaken with the federal government.

Left unsaid: With up to 42,000 satellites (not a typo) in orbit once completed, Starlink comms ought to be fairly robust against enemy attack.

BIDEN’S RETURN TO NORMALCY: National Guard Association Echoes Pleas to End Capitol Occupation.

UPDATE (FROM GLENN): “Have we really reached the point where National Guard soldiers in their third month of protecting the Capitol are poisoned with rotten food, worms and metal shavings and no one cares?”

ANALYSIS: TRUE. Stanford medical expert calls lockdowns ‘worst public health mistake in last 100 years.’

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Military Brass Bravely Launch Operation Tucker Carlson. “Not even eight weeks of Biden and members of the military are turning on a private citizen because he offended their delicate sensibilities. Is there nothing about America this drooling idiot can’t ruin?”

HE ALSO GOT THOUSANDS OF GRANNIES KILLED: Andrew Cuomo’s Scandals Are A Result Of His Lifetime Of Being A Spiteful Bully.

UNEXPECTEDLY: David Hogg’s Pillow Company Seems to Have Already Failed.

THE NEW VICTIMHOOD LOOKS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE THE OLD VICTIMIZER: The Poor Boston Marathon Bomber Is Suffering, and He Wants Justice.

BLUE CITY BLUES: Welcome to Chiraq: Barstool Sports Reviews Pizza and Witnesses a Carjacking in Chicago.

WHO’S IN CHARGE HERE? Where’s Joe? Democratic Congressman Wonders Why Biden Hasn’t Visited Border Yet.

WELL PLAYED: Texas Chick-fil-A Customer MacGyvers His Pickup Door Into a Crime-Stopping Weapon.

FLASHBACK: Tragic Stories of Unaccompanied Minors Under the Obama Administration.

FINALLY: Kevin McCarthy Introduces Resolution to Remove Eric Swalwell From Intelligence Committee.

CRISIS BY DESIGN: Human Trafficking, Fentanyl, and a ‘Parallel Government’ – Former Border Intel Officer Describes the Escalating Threats Amid Border Chaos.

YES. NEXT QUESTION? Do They Have Teenage Girls Running the Pentagon’s News Site Now?

Imagine the reaction if the Pentagon under Trump had gone after an opinion writer for expressing their opinion.

NOT THE BEE: Think you got an A on your UPenn nursing final? Think again. You forgot to ask your imaginary patient their preferred pronouns and announce yours as well, so now you’re getting a B.

GRANNY-KILLER CUOMO IS THE REAL VICTIM: Cuomo Blames ‘Cancel Culture’ as AOC, Nadler, and 117 NY Legislators Demand He Resign.

VODKAPUNDIT PRESENTS YOUR DAILY INSANITY WRAP: The Racist Ice Cream Horror Has Been Eliminated.

Insanity Wrap needs to know: Why hasn’t the press asked the President if his ice cream represents white supremacy?

Answer: Sorry, we forgot Donald Trump is no longer the President.

Before we get to the sordid details, a quick preview of today’s Wrap.

• Beauty only goes skin deep, but ugly is a marketing campaign
• It was a dark and stormy speech
• The government will tell you whether you’re independent enough to celebrate Independence Day

Bonus Sanity: Kira Davis fact-checks the fact-checkers.

And so much more at the link, you’d have to be crazy to miss it.

BAD VIBES: Smart sex toys come with Bluetooth and remote hijacking weaknesses.

LIE, CHEAT, STEAL: Nancy Pelosi Thinks House Dems Could Overturn Election of a GOP Congresswoman.

UPDATE (FROM GLENN): In case you’re wondering why they’re keeping troops around the Capitol, I guess. . . .

STRATEGERY: The Biden Administration’s Afghan ‘Peace Plan’ Is an Act of Desperation. “It puts pressure on the Afghan government while whitewashing the Taliban, for starters.”

While Foggy Bottom hasn’t yet officially acknowledged the authenticity of either document, American press outlets have cited anonymous officials confirming that both documents are genuine.

Per the February 29, 2020, agreement between the Trump administration and the Taliban, the U.S. has until May 1, 2021, to withdraw all American forces from Afghanistan. If the Biden administration fails to do so, then U.S. forces could be more frequently targeted by the Taliban, al-Qaeda, and allied jihadists once again. For the past year, the jihadists have been willing to let the Americans leave. That could change quickly if May 1 comes and goes without a withdrawal extension. Thus far, the Taliban has rejected any suggestion that U.S. or allied forces stay past the agreed upon withdrawal date.

It is with that fast-approaching date in mind that the two State Department documents were written. The proposed “peace” plan is an act of desperation filled with holes.

I get the feeling that the Biden Administration’s major issue with the pre-existing agreement is that it has Trump’s name on it.

OH: California Curriculum Leads Kids in Chant to Aztec God of Human Sacrifice.

HMM: Longtime Democratic Arizona Rep. Kirkpatrick won’t seek 2022 reelection.

POTUS PANIC PORN: Joe Biden’s Inspiring Vision of Defeating COVID-19 Is Depressingly Bleak.