KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Biden’s SCOTUS Pick Will Undoubtedly Be Tragic. “Biden will saddle us with a Supreme Court pick who makes Stephen Breyer look like William Rehnquist. It won’t tip the balance of the court just yet, but it will be another brick in the communist wall that the Democrats are building.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Dems’ Love Affair With Backstabber Liz Cheney Will Sink Them. “There’s the most bizarre part of this entire charade: Republican Liz Cheney has become the face of this witch hunt for the Democrats. I have to pay attention to the news at least five days a week and almost every social media post or news story about this big anniversary is accompanied by a picture of Cheney. She is presently the most useful to them in their stable of Republican useful idiots (Sorry, Ana Navarro!) and they’re getting their money’s worth out of her.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Donald Trump Is 2021’s Man of the Year. “Another great accomplishment of Trump’s this past year was the way he kept the Democrats obsessed with him. They weren’t going to have much of a game with the babbling fool Biden in office but what little chance they had for success was completely undone by the fact that they couldn’t stop thinking about Donald Trump.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: My New Year’s Resolution Is To Cancel Anthony Fauci. “I loved almost everything that Donald Trump did as president but I’m not happy with the fact that he didn’t fire the fake doctor bureaucrat Fauci.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Democrat Psychopaths to America—Merry Christmas! You’re All Gonna Die! “To the surprise of no one normal, the mask/vax Covid panic porn Nazis are using the OMG Omicron variant as a way to ratchet up the public health emotional terrorism they’ve been perfecting for almost two years now.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Manchin Exposes Dems’ Ignorance of Flyover America. “Although Manchin is a Democrat, the state he serves is redder than red. Trump won West Virginia last year with 68.62% of the vote. When Manchin decides he can’t go along with the kind of legislative lunacy that progressives want, he is very much representing his constituency. Trust me, he doesn’t have a lot of explaining to do to the folks back home.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Elizabeth Warren Is Really Cranking Up the Commie Stupidity This Week. “A sane world would recognize that she doesn’t have the talent to be an unpaid intern at Tesla or SpaceX and tell her to stop barfing up nonsense.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Commie Democrat Psychopaths Are In Crime Denial. “The farther left one of them goes, the more removed from reality they become. For the longest time, I thought that they were all merely pathological liars. Most are, of course, but I am now beginning to believe that some of them are in the midst of a full psychotic break.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: The Sweaty, Gross Democrat/Media Lovefest Gets Even Nastier. “In yesterday’s Briefing we discussed the toilet flush of a president that is Joe Biden. America’s MSM hacks are the ones who put him in office. The Democrats wouldn’t have been able to pull off whatever the hell it was they did last November without the MSM lying and covering for them. Jim Acosta and George Stephanopoulos are as much to blame for the supply chain crisis, inflation, and global unrest as the drooling husk in the Oval Office is.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Democrats’ Unhinged Trump Hatred Isn’t Really Working Out Well for Them. “The Trump Derangement Syndrome symptom that had the most damaging consequences was the ability of the Democrats to convince themselves that Joe Biden was a functioning human being who would bring some overwhelmingly presidential aura to the Oval Office and be able to play president without breaking everything.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Even the Partisan Hack MSM Is Souring On Kamala Harris. “It has been difficult to not notice that the frequency of the ‘Wow, Kamala Harris is kind of a train wreck…’ articles has been picking up quite a bit lately. We’ve led the Briefing with that once in October and November, the most recent being around three weeks ago. In reality, there is enough material to do a daily diary about this political nightmare, but we probably do need to keep focusing on her even bigger train wreck of a boss.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: LOL…Democrats Think Mayor Pete Is Their Great White Hope. “Pete Buttigieg is the prime example of how institutionally vapid the Democrats have become. He’s well educated but incapable of original thought. There are third-graders in America who could come up with better solutions to the supply chain problem than he has.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Democrats’ Lust for Baby Killing Is Really Creepy. “Abortion — that most contentious of all issues — is front and center in a way that it hasn’t been since the abominable Roe v Wade decision was handed down in early 1973. American lefties are melting down over the fact that their ability to kill babies in the womb with impunity might — heavy on the might — be restricted a bit. They’re so twisted they act as if the very survival of the species depends on the ability to commit infanticide.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Corrupt CNN Won’t Really Get Rid of Sleazebag Chris Cuomo. “If ever a family deserved to be unemployed, it’s this one. The thing is, however, that Chris isn’t without a job, he’s merely been suspended. Yes, an indefinite suspension isn’t good, but we’re talking about CNN here. This is the network that let Jeffrey Toobin back on the air after he had a little quality time with his exposed shvantz on a Zoom call with his buddies at The New Yorker.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Mask/Vax Mandate False Narrative Takes Another Florida Hit. “You read that correctly, sports fans: Florida has the lowest per capita infection rate, and it is happening in a state where the governor has decided to let the citizens live like free Americans.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Democrats’ Statue Removal Fetish Is Clinically Insane. “Democrats and other left-leaning types are forever looking for empty secular and political affectations to make them appear to be virtuous. They have to do this because there is nothing inherently virtuous in Godless leftism. Pretending that you’re a decent human being because you foot-stomped over a political issue is so much easier than actually being a decent human being, after all.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Waukesha Attack Has REALLY Exposed Leftists’ Rotten Core. “The unhinged, deadly Christmas parade attack in Waukesha, WI by Darrell Brooks was a jarring national horror. That’s a correct take on the situation. Unfortunately, here in post-sanity America, almost everything has to be perverted by politically-infused hot takes from people who are too emotionally broken to take a breath in the face of tragedy before responding.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: DeSantis Is Just Mercilessly Toying With Democrats Now. “This should set off another round of libs caterwauling about DeSantis having ‘BLOOD ON HIS HANDZZZZZZZ!’ That’s their boilerplate tantrum every time DeSantis opts for protecting the freedom of the citizens of his state. It matters not that they’ve been wrong each time, they’re not much for memory on that side of the aisle.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Let’s Hope We Survive the Rittenhouse Circus. “This trial has, of course, been far more politically charged than it should have been because the mainstream media pretty much tried it in the court of public opinion long before any charges were even filed. The MSM has been lying about this case from the get-go and it’s still doing so.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Democrats Are Struggling With Kamala Harris’s Train Wreck Vice-Presidency. “It is now painfully apparent that alleged Vice-President Kamala Harris was chosen for her role solely to make her boss look good by comparison. Whenever President LOL Eightyonemillion has a predictably awful day, all his puppet masters have to do is point to Harris and say, ‘Hold her beer.'”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Evil Democrats Want to Pretend That Inflation Doesn’t Hurt. “Democrats want us to believe that this economical train wreck that Gropey Joe is subjecting us to is somehow normal. Only in the fever-dream of an avowed leftist could this economy be a good thing. It’s gotten so bad for them that they are trying to convince you that the $90 you just spent to fill up your Altima is actually a good thing.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Black Lives Matter Is the Real Domestic Terrorist Threat. “While the Department of Justice has been demonizing soccer moms and dads real terror threats have been operating freely in America. One — Black Lives Matter — has been getting away with whatever it wants to, often with the blessing of prominent Democrats.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Joe Biden Is Too Far Gone To Know That He’s the Problem. “It’s a bit rough when critically dealing with this president. There are cognitive issues that a lot of us deal with in our aging families. We set emotional boundaries of critique that satisfy us. The parameters of criticism change when the subject is the President of the United States, however.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: The Americans Who Matter Are Opposed to Vaccine Mandates. “The soy boy betas who pollute politics, academia, and the mainstream media are the strongest proponents of vaccine mandates, and we really don’t need any of them to continue functioning. They’re all busy jackboot-stomping all over our freedoms and not contributing anything else to society.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: RINOs Bail Out Biden But He’s Still Cratering. “ When your opponent is flailing as badly as Team Biden is now, why offer a hand to help them out of the quicksand? The thoroughly execrable Adam Kinzinger was one of the 13 turncoats, and he’s been slipping knives into the backs of his fellow Republicans since the beginning of the year, so that wasn’t a real shocker.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Virginia Election Broke Democrats Worse Than Trump Did. “I’ve written many times that I believe that Donald Trump broke the Democrats in 2016. Their midterm gains in 2018 and whatever the heck happened last year didn’t fix them even a little bit. They’ve been teetering on the edge of a steep cliff, just waiting for a little push.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Racist Democrats Throw White Women Under the Bus. “We can not only take comfort in the Republican victories, but we can also thoroughly enjoy the way the leftist narrative machine is flailing. Seriously, it’s fun to watch. I’m canceling most of my streaming subscriptions now.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: GOP Diversity Ticket Trounces Racist CRT Dems In Virginia. “To the surprise of absolutely no one who’s been paying attention to the execrable members of the mainstream media, their response to this momentous occasion was to say that the Republicans won because of racism.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: We Followed the Science and Got Punished By Twitter. “As I write this, our addled alleged president is attending the U.N. Climate Conference, where he and other world leaders are letting computer models which are more often than not wrong be the determinative factors for dictating the policy of a New World Order. These people don’t believe in science any more than I believe I’m going to spend the rest of my days as a billionaire on an island with a bunch of NFL cheerleaders.”

A man can dream, can’t he?

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Dems Prove Vaccine Mandates Have Nothing To Do With Public Health or Safety. “The safety of the public can be compromised in more ways than one. In an effort to create the illusion that this virus can be gotten rid of, the petty tyrants are throwing some of the most important people tasked with keeping the public safe under the mandate bus.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: This Biden Agenda Stuff Doesn’t Seem Very Popular. “There was some cheerleading in several MSM outlets about the big week President LOL Eightyonemillion is supposed to be having right now. As I survey the news landscape, however, it appears that the Biden Way isn’t going so well.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Maybe Democrats Just Don’t Like Their Kids Very Much. “Maybe the conservative ‘phony outrage’ stuff is easy for the Dems to believe because they really don’t give a crap about their children.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Stacey Abrams Is Still the Worst Fake Governor in America. “The Democrats have been whining about Donald Trump casting doubt on last year’s election, feigning shock that anyone would call into question the results. In reality, they’ve been doing just that for all of the 21st century, beginning with the 2000 presidential election. Democrats spent years insisting that Al Gore really won that one. They got so comfortable with the lie that they’ve kept it at the ready to be used whenever one of their smug, entitled candidates loses.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Will McAuliffe Continue Being the Democratic Cockroach? “The current governor’s race in Virginia is particularly interesting for a few reasons. The first is that the Republican might actually win. The second is that Terry McAuliffe is still hanging around, fulfilling his duties as the unkillable cockroach of the Democratic party. The third is that issues that parents all over the country can relate to are being played out on a big stage.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Tyranny of the Minority—Mob Pushing Netflix Around Isn’t Really Even a Mob. “This is yet another tedious case of a very small but vocal group of people with empty lives getting WAY too much attention for standing in the corner and blowing snot bubbles. They need to be left there to cry it out. Instead, they are coddled by most in the mainstream media and allowed to cry even louder.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: ‘Following the Science’ Sure Seems a Lot Like ‘Winging It’. “The ‘throw everything at the walls and see what sticks’ stuff is getting weirder and – Surprise! — less helpful. For over a year, we’ve been relentlessly hammered by the panic porn crowd to ‘follow the science.’ The problem is, there isn’t always a lot of science involved in the science they want to follow.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ and the Indomitable Conservative American Spirit. “Hey, if you have to suffer through the tyrannical rain of a faculty-challenged president who is trying to abrogate as many of your freedoms as he can, all the while burying you under an inflation problem that’s about to turn Domino’s pizza into a luxury item, a sense of humor really helps.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: What If They Gave a Mandate and No Law Enforcement Came? “Tyrants need enforcers and the enforcers are not amused.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: White House Spin On Inflation Gets More Tone-Deaf By the Day. “Someone named Ron Klain is the chief of staff to President LOL Eighty-One Million, a job I would imagine is not unlike spending one’s days trying to give medicine to a diarrheic cat. Klain is the latest member of this horrible community theater production of a presidential administration to dismiss the concerns of the hoi polloi about inflation.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: The Woke Social Media Minority Can’t Bully the Sane Majority Forever. “There are millions of people in this great land who aren’t quivering basket cases in constant search of a reason to be offended. Nobody is going to get canceled from them. They like being entertained. Kevin and I are putting together a little tour that will bring us to them. No cancel worries anywhere on the horizon if one of them doesn’t like a joke.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Your Quarterly Reminder That Nobody Likes Kamala Harris. “Kamala Harris is so unpopular even with her own party that she had to drop out of the 2020 Democratic presidential race in 2019. Marianne Williamson lasted longer than Harris did, and she spends most of her free time huffing essential oils with her cats.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Vax Nazis Gleefully Pushing People Into Unemployment. “People don’t leave careers just because they’re in the mood to make a political statement. The fact that so many healthcare professionals have misgivings about the vaccine should be enough to spark a real conversation.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Can America Survive the Addled Lunatic Biden? “Near the end of this section in last Friday’s Briefing, I said ‘I have enough life experience and perspective to know that everything isn’t an existential crisis. Joe Biden’s Reign of Error is starting to make it feel as if the country is in the throes of one though.’ That got me pondering things I would generally prefer to not ponder but, circumstances being what they are, I pondered.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Comrade Biden’s Soviet Dreams Are Coming True Too Quickly. “It’s getting creepier by the minute out there and the sad thing is that so many formerly free Americans are all too willing to go along with it. The radicals from the 1960s who wanted all of the freedoms became jackbooted thug teachers who indoctrinated a generation to be not just obedient to a heavy-handed government, but thrilled with it as well.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Will Next Year’s Midterms Be 2010 On Steroids for the GOP? “Many of us still have vivid memories of the joy of 2010. After the election of The Lightbringer in 2008, it felt as if the Republicans might never win again. James Carville infamously said that the GOP would be wandering in the political desert for 40 years.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Fauci’s Pathetic, Low-Rent Mussolini Shtick Has Got to Go. “The person with the biggest vested interest in keeping the drama going is the dictatorial snake oil salesman, Anthony Fauci. The alleged physician is a pathological attention whore who has been turned into the kind of celebrity that only the diseased minds of American leftists could create. Appearing on the Sunday shows has become his crack and he is a full-on addict.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Hapless, Terrified Dems Miss Every Time They Swing at DeSantis. “The Democrats have a Ron DeSantis problem and it is quite fun to watch. When they aren’t letting Donald Trump set up camp rent-free in their heads, they’re getting triggered by all things DeSantis. The Florida governor just keeps rolling along and kicking butt, despite the Democrats and their flying media monkeys attempting to savage and thwart him at every turn.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Biden Is An Increasingly Toxic Combo of Addled and Untruthful. “To be a fly on the wall in places that Democrats are hanging out these days. Even the most die-hard partisans couldn’t possibly still be pretending that things are going well or that they will soon be better. Beltway Dems are probably bringing in Prilosec and Xanax by the trainload now. I can almost smell their flop sweat all the way out here in Arizona.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Hitting Back at the Democrats’ Corrupt Media Enablers. “As Biden and Co. continue to ruin everything they touch, the media will only get worse, giving a pass to the administration’s ceaseless tragedy of errors. The White House will continue to not only show no compunction about lying but feel comfortable doubling down on those lies.”

As Glenn advised the press last night, “If you don’t want people to think of you as garbage, stop being garbage.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Yeah, Biden’s a Mess But Republicans Can’t Get Cocky. “Many of us are fond of reminding people that one should never underestimate the ability of the Republican party to completely screw things up. GOP history is littered with missed layups. While next year is looking pretty idiot-proof at the moment, the train wreck potential should not be forgotten.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: COVID Gives GOP a Chance to Get Serious About School Choice. “I’ve been playing the conservative Republican activist game for a very long time and, quite honestly, I am often perplexed by the battles the party chooses to wage. Or, almost as frequently, the ones it doesn’t fight.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEFING: Olympic Gymnasts Reveal That Comey’s Trump-Hating FBI Was OK With Child Rape. “The timeline of the accusations against the monster Nassar overlaps with the timeline of the FBI’s Russia collusion jihad against President Trump. The Bureau has become so politicized that it prioritized the destruction of the president over protecting little girls who were being raped.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: COVID Panic Merchants Might Want To Try Not Lying. “I’ve also heard anecdotal evidence from acquaintances in the medical profession who work in hospitals about rather expansive interpretations of what constitutes a COVID patient for the records. None of this is proof of complete systemic rot, of course, but it’s obvious that there are some flies in the truth ointment.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: America-Hating Dems Hit All the Wrong Notes on 9/11 Anniversary. “The wearisome rampant Islamophobia fairy tale the Dems have been telling for the last 20 years is not only insulting but — whenever the Dems are in charge of anything — dangerous. As I wrote last week, they’re in perpetual denial about who the real bad guys are. That blind spot is a real detriment when crafting policy upon which the nation’s safety depends.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Biden Takes His COVID Tyranny to a Disturbing New Level. “Biden would never have gotten to play Occupy Oval Office had the Wuhan Chinese Bat Flu not arrived in America during a presidential election year. He knows that and has been conducting himself as if he owes the virus a debt of gratitude and is determined to keep fear of it alive. It’s his Precious.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Democrats Are In Perpetual Denial Regarding Terrorists. “It’s embarrassing for this country to have people in charge who believe that a religious fanatic terrorist organization with a decades-long body of work is going to change because a bunch of emotionally stunted reality avoidance idiots here want them to.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: California Is Probably Too Stupid to Recall the Tyrant Newsom. “From the outside, it may seem absurd that the thoroughly beleaguered Biden could help Newsom right now. It might be in any other state. California, however, marches to the beat of a drummer that the rest of the country will never meet. Things are so nonsensical there that Kamala Harris was able to rise to power.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: History Will Not Be Kind to the Biden Train Wreck Presidency. “Here in the modern media and academic malpractice era, Democrats have much of the havoc they wreak upon America rewritten, especially by historians. I’m getting the feeling that the drooling puppet in the White House might be such an overwhelming disaster that even the left-leaning hacks in academia won’t have the desire or skill to cover for him.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Who Had ‘Dems Hate on Ghost of RBG’ on Their Bingo Cards? “Internecine squabbles abound in political factions, no matter where on the spectrum the group exists. They are, however, more likely to break out the farther left one goes. That’s the price that is paid when all politics is emotion-driven. American leftists have spaz meters that go from asleep-to-screech in approximately .0000000087 nanoseconds after a political battle doesn’t go their way.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Democrats Angry That Babies and Votes Are Now Safer in Texas. “There were a couple of stories out of Texas on Wednesday that made a little bit of sunshine peek back through all of the dark clouds that we’ve had to endure as a nation, all in the effort to avoid being exposed to mean tweets.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Corrupt, Biden-Loving MSM Is Over Its Brief Flirtation With Journalism. “If you’re like me, you probably feel that things aren’t going well here in the United States these days. The dangerous and toxic cocktail of incompetence and rabid totalitarian ideology being served up by Joe Biden and his puppet masters is leaving a bad taste in the mouths of reality-based folk everywhere.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Biden Weaponizes Dept. of Education to Become the COVID Mask Gestapo. “The mask fetishists have really been letting their freak flags fly under the cover that Biden’s Afghanistan cock-up has been giving them. They get creepier by the hour. Seriously, these people need to be rounded up and put in some sort of leper colony for fascists. They will be free to keep the masks on their rage faces all they want.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: The Odds on Biden Ever Getting Anything Right Are Horrible. “What this administration has really succeeded in undoing is America’s credibility on the world stage. In seven months.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Jill Biden Should Be Arrested for Elder Abuse. “The country typically needs to hear from the president a lot in times like this. The problem with having Biden playing the role of president right now is that he is — for a variety of reasons — incapable of inspiring confidence. Obviously, the first of those reasons is that he is responsible for all of this. The other reason is that he is just a broken shell of whatever he once was.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: MSM Aided and Abetted Biden’s Afghanistan Failure. “While this summer barbecue spat among loved ones has been fun to watch, we can’t let it distract us from the fact that the MSM has been almost criminally complicit in all of the damage that Joe Biden has done, is doing now, and most certainly will continue doing to this country.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Return of the Mask Nazis Won’t Inspire People to Get Vaccinated. “Just as I predicted, the new governor in New York really isn’t much of an upgrade from the one who just unceremoniously skedaddled from office. Gov. Kathy Hochul wasted little time stepping into the role of petty tyrant.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Psaki Hack — Not the Communicator Biden Needs Right Now. “While watching the latest episode of American Horror Story: Joe Biden, I was struck by just how awful it is to have Jen Psaki dealing with the press. Lady Baghdad Bob had barely been on the job when it became painfully obvious that she was horrible at the job.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Bumbling Biden Roughed Up By Brits Over the Weekend. “The Democrats and their flying monkeys in the mainstream media insisted that Joe Biden would bring some missing dignity and respect back to the presidency. Anyone who’d paid the slightest bit of attention to Biden’s political career knew how laughable that was. He was a hot-headed spaz who had very few legislative accomplishments despite being in the Senate for decades. They were selling a fictitious, non-existent version of Biden.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: ‘Team Optics Fail’ Is Sending Kamala Harris to Vietnam. “It’s been a rough week for the administration and their relationship with their beloveds in the MSM. I mean, they made Rachel Maddow cry. Given that, one might assume that they’d be a little more aware of how they want themselves to appear to the public.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Even Biden’s Media Monkeys Are Finding It Difficult to Spin for Him Now. “The insidious relationship between the hacks in the mainstream media and Joe Biden has been a bit rough even on my cast-iron gut. From the moment that it was obvious that he was going to be the nominee, I knew that the MSM would be working overtime to prop him up. What we’ve endured thus far has been worse than what we saw during the Obama years. They just looked the other way a lot when The Lightbringer was in office. This year they’ve been creating a president out of whole cloth.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Shame We Can’t Use the 25th Amendment on All of Team Biden. “While I would never presume to understand what goes on in the minds of Democrats, at this point I would wager that most of Biden’s Cabinet members are opposed to the Cackle Queen stepping into Amtrak Joe’s loafers. I also wouldn’t be surprised to find out that she’s bringing up the 25th Amendment 40 or 50 times a day.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: So…Anything Happen In Afghanistan Over the Weekend? “The situation in Afghanistan went from ‘Let’s see what happens…’ to ‘The Taliban are waltzing into Kabul with the greatest of ease…’ in less time than it took the NFL to complete its weekend preseason schedule. By the time Sunday morning rolled around in any time zone, the news coming in from Afghanistan was a firehose of awfulness.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Hide Your Daughters—Joe Biden Is Getting His Sniff On Again. “The presidential limo for this guy should be a windowless van.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: The New York Times Is An Anti-Journalism Clown Car. “The organization worked 24/7 for years to pimp the Russia collusion hoax. The “reporters” there spent the entire Trump era writing flimsy, poorly-sourced attacks on him. It was as if a slew of toddlers were writing a feelings journal in crayon.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Will the Sleazebag House of Cuomo Finally Fall Down? “While I can’t pretend to know what was in the minds of the Founding Fathers of this great nation, I’m pretty sure that they were hoping that one of the upsides to winning the Revolution would be that we wouldn’t have to suffer under the rule of one family and its descendants.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: High Noon at the Delta Variant Panic Porn Corral. “As Republicans look ahead to the 2022 midterm elections, it’s important that they realize that how they react to this lunatic overreach and overreaction from the Democrats may do more than anything to determine their success or failure next year. This isn’t time to draw a line in the sand, it’s time to push back so hard that the other side never gets near where the line would have been.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: The Trump 2024 Democrat Destruction Machine Readies for Battle. “All of this is more than likely causing quite a bit of flop sweat at the Democratic National Committee though. On his quietest days, Trump gives them headaches. More than six months after they set up Biden in the Oval Office, they still act like Trump’s there goading them. They can’t quit him and their continued torture is a never-ending delight to watch.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Yeah, Nobody Really Likes Kamala Harris. “Biden ended up picking Kamala Harris as a running mate because he’d been studying the Book of Things Democrats Say and barfed up a diversity promise during a debate. Apparently, his entire team hadn’t paid any attention to the primary season that their boss had just triumphed in and was unaware that even Democrats don’t like Kamala Harris.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Bill de Blasio Reminds Us That He’s an Unhinged Commie Dictator. “Most of the dictators in history have been high-functioning, intelligent sociopaths. De Blasio, however, couldn’t think his way out of an open bathroom. Watching de Blasio wield that much political power in that way is kinda like watching a chimp with ‘roid rage. One of the dumber chimps in the zoo. It could be rough going for the citizens of New York until he’s out of office.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: It’s a Good Time to Purge the ‘Pelosi Republicans.’ “The Democrats and their flying monkeys in the media have been talking a lot this year about the Big Lie. The real big lie is the nonsense about Jan. 6, 2021 being an insurrection that was caused by President Trump, neither of which is true. Republicans feeding that lie deserve to be marginalized, weakened, and eventually replaced. These guys don’t deserve a second chance. They’re too far on the dark side for a shot at redemption.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Let’s Cheer the Olympians Who Aren’t Pathetic, Woke Morons. “The Olympics are all about national pride and the celebration of the dedication of the athletes. They aren’t all anti-American pieces of uselessness like Megan Rapinoe. It’s sad that the modern media climate tends to spotlight the bad seeds. Today we will celebrate the good.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Sorry Libs, Ron DeSantis Isn’t Going to Fall Apart. “What’s impressive about DeSantis’s continued success is that the Democrats and the media have been working overtime to set him up and make him fail. Much to their chagrin, he keeps not failing. The Democrats, bless their hearts, seem to have not grown tired of being embarrassed by DeSantis yet.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Drunk Uncle Biden Struggles With English, Truth at Town Hall. “The case could be made that this wasn’t that big of a train wreck because it happened on CNN and therefore had an audience only slightly larger than I do when my cat wanders in and watches me while I shave. Still, why can’t they just leave this guy in the White House with his coloring books and spare the country the embarrassment? Television appearances by Biden are probably the only American shows the ChiComs allow to air uncensored so their beleaguered citizens can finally have something to laugh at.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Black Rifle Coffee CEO Was a Moron for Trusting the New York Times. “How long do the mainstream media hacks have to keep exposing themselves as frothing-at-the-mouth haters of conservatives before conservatives get it?”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Good News—Megyn Kelly Is Kinda Fun Again. “Ms. Kelly went on to bigger and more biased things at NBC for a while and we know how that worked out. She’s been busy since then counting her buyout money — there was a lot of it — and we haven’t seen as much of her as I personally would like. It looks like Smackdown Megyn is back.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Lying Democrats Are Anti-Vaxxers and COVID Superspreaders. “The nonstop COVID drama is a bit much. Didn’t we all get enough of that last year? Social media is flooded with variant and vaccination news and harassment. It’s on the other side of tedious at this point. If you listen to Team Biden and their flying monkeys in the mainstream media it’s only Republicans who are bringing everybody’s least favorite plague to new people.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Britney Spears Is the Only Thing Americans Can Agree On. “This could be a turning point at this dark time in American history. Who better to bring about the healing than a former member of The Mickey Mouse Club? This is the kind of scenario the Founding Fathers envisioned when they created a country where we were free to worship a God who would eventually give us Walt Disney.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Democrats Are Looking More Commie Every Day. “As far as we know, Sinaloa cartel members are allowed to stay here and hang out in California and my home state of Arizona. Not so much for any pesky freedom seekers who might want to flee communism.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Democrats Want All Elections to Be Lawless Fraud-Fests. “Chaos and an election riddled with irregularities worked out well for them last year, so one can see why they’d like that to be the norm. That’s what H.R. 1 is all about. It’s federal oversight that perversely makes sure that states and municipalities can’t do much in the way of, you know, oversight.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Cubans’ Desire for Freedom Confuses American Commies. “Two major players in American media are befuddled by people demanding freedom from tyranny. These are the same people who believe that they should be the arbiters of what is and is not real news.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Everything About the Biden Stasi Should Frighten You. “President Alleged and his minions have been content until now the merely harangue the American public about vaccinations. Now they’ve accelerated the pace at which we’re becoming New East Berlin.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Trump Suing Big Tech Fascists Is the Entertainment We Need. “This suit seems to be about a lot more than just Trump. It addresses the problems we have all been facing, especially since last year. A lot of us in conservative media have been dinged for questioning narratives about the pandemic or the election. Most of the time we’re proven right but the damage has already been done. That damage is has a dollar value, and it’s money that can never be recovered.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Burning Churches, Speech Police…Canada Is Getting Creepier. “We’ve seen the use of nebulous ‘hate speech’ laws as a way to issue broad attacks on free speech that doesn’t fit leftist orthodoxy. The hate speech definition is built to expand to fit whatever words or concepts progressives suddenly find offensive. Note: they’re offended by everything conservatives say.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: It Was A Fun 4th of July Despite Our Drunk, Downer President. “For reasons that aren’t clear, Biden’s handlers decided to let him off-leash a lot over the holiday weekend and those of us who don’t have to pretend know that’s a recipe for slurring, gaffe-prone disaster. He had to pull out some notes to answer a question while trying to pretend to be a normal guy in an ice cream shop and still couldn’t get it right.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: California Is Dumb Enough to Keep Gavin Newsom Around. “It would be great if California could get rid of the tyrant Newsom but that wouldn’t guarantee an improvement. As I wrote in March, California has a neverending parade of horrible Democrats. You get rid of one, another who is almost always worse shows up as a replacement. The leftist rot is complete there.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Can DeSantis Effortlessly Cruise All the Way To 2024? “Even avid Trump supporters are big DeSantis fans, so if Trump decides he’s having more fun living rent-free in Democrats’ heads without the hassle of being president, the governor is an excellent choice for 2024.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Democrats’ Cop-Hating ‘Defund the Police’ Failure Is Complete. “His High Holiness the Lightbringer Barack Obama firmly established the Democrats as the political party of cop haters when he perpetuated the lie about Michael Brown that gave us the Ferguson riots in 2014.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Masked Panic Wusses Have the Delta Variant Vapors Now. “When I did see someone in a mask, it was usually a twentysomething young adult. You know, the people who really don’t need them. It seemed, as I have written on more than one occasion here, like a fetish. There are simply some people who take comfort in the mask charade.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: We Can’t Let the Psycho Marxist Democrats Win the Critical Race Theory Fight. “I’m one of those freaks who thinks that parents should have some say in what their children learn and how they grow up. That puts me at odds with almost every public school union teacher in the United States.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Progressives Are Having a Rough Time and It’s Glorious. “Because the Democrats have convinced themselves that their smoke and mirrors bare majority means that they have a mandate, they’re a bit upset. Strap in for some loud shrieks of ‘RAAAAAAACISM’ issuing forth from the usual suspects for the next several weeks.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Audit Everything Until the Stink From Last November Is Gone. “That’s the thing here. Any American truly interested in fair and free elections shouldn’t shy away from examining the kinds of things that happened last year. This, by the way, is different than Stacey Abrams running around acting like she’s the real governor of Georgia because feelings and stuff. There was a lot that went on last November that didn’t pass the smell test.”

UPDATE (FROM GLENN): Via a friend:

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: ICYMI — Portland Is Still an Antifa/BLM/Commie Hell Hole. “It’s not likely that Portland can be saved. Its politics are left of Havana, its citizens too stoned and woke to see what’s happening in front of them. There doesn’t seem to be any level of awfulness that would prompt a correction back to law and order.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: I Keep Missing the Part Where Biden Brings Back Dignity. “Since I’m not on the side that has to pretend Biden’s behavior is normal, I don’t think it’s dignified or presidential when he responds to a serious question from the press by laughing like village idiot.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: The Chrissy Teigen Cancel Choir Is Singing a Beautiful Tune. “Teigen is one of those people who is famous for being famous more than anything else. She married a famous guy, but there’s not much on the résumé beyond that.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: The Cancel Woke Bullies Are Getting Pushback and It’s a Lot of Fun to Watch. “The good guys have won a few recently, and while I’m not sure that I have the kind of heart that has cockles which can be warmed, but I have rather enjoyed seeing the pinched, constipated woke types getting a finger in their eyes.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Another Suspicious Dead Body Drops In Hillary Clinton’s Wake. “People who have dirt on BJ and Granny Maojackets have a bad habit of offing themselves, going all the way back to when Vince Foster got ‘suicided’ in 1993. It’s always felt as if the Clintons were heading up a criminal empire rather than a political dynasty. Heck, I should probably tell my sister to keep checking on me after I write this.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Jill Biden’s Creepy Edith Wilson 2.0 Moment Has Arrived. “While I was loathe to make any predictions about politics last year, there was one thing that I was sure of: Joe Biden would never really be President of the United States. I doubt any of the 700 trillion nonillion people who allegedly voted for this drooling puppet ever believed that he’d be doing any of the actual president stuff.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Let’s Play a Game of ‘If Hunter’s Last Name Were Trump.’ “The current occupier of the Oval Office has a straight-up sleazebag of a son running around out there who the press keeps ignoring. The Democratic propagandists masquerading as journalists must all be suffering a host of orthopedic ills from turning so forcefully away from each new Hunter Biden exhibit of scumbaggery.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Biden’s Rabid Trump Reversal Fever Is Bad for America. “It’s no secret that the Democrats were broken by their hatred for Trump. It’s a real sickness though if they need to pretend that peace in a historically war-torn region isn’t a good thing. Objectively, the Abraham Accords are something to be celebrated. Being so consumed by partisan bile that they can’t acknowledge them is not a good look for Biden or the Democrats.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Must See TV — Speaker of the House Donald J.Trump. “There is precedent for this. John Quincy Adams spent 17 years in the House of Representatives after serving one term as president. Trump could probably win a seat rather easily. It would be endless fun watching him shake things up on Capitol Hill. The Never Trump surrender monkey Republicans would drown in tears.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Kill Your Facebook. “Facebook was a primary driver of the nonsense that Fauci was spouting. Maybe the primary driver. The platform has almost three billion users and wields a kind of power we’ve not witnessed in media before.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: The Fauci Fraud Is Now Plain for All to See. “Yeah, almost everything since March of 2020 has been irritating. I’ve had a sneaking suspicion all along, however, that a lot of the nutjobs like me would eventually be vindicated. That’s not an easy thing to hope for when up against a mainstream press that now does nothing but lie for a living, but I knew that this clown car we’ve been watching for 17 months wasn’t built for the long haul.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: I’m Tired of President Idiot Boy Calling Me a Terrorist. “It’s not big secret that Joe Biden has the IQ of toe cheese. He was a blithering idiot even before this blank-eyed, empty-headed Biden incarnation we’re being subjected to came on the scene. America is now suffering under a lethal combination of Biden’s natural stupidity and the fact that his diminished capacity makes him so easily manipulated by the false narrative pimps. Some of the most awful people in the land can make the President of the United States lie about anything.”

Of course, Biden has always been so willing.

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Newt Gingrich Is Trump’s Latest Brilliant Move to Troll Dems. “Much to the chagrin of the Romney/Cheney/Ryan surrender wing of the GOP, Trump remains a major player in Republican politics from Mar-a-Lago. He’s not going to go away, and most Republicans don’t want him to.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Memorial Day 2021—Remembering the Fallen. “Because so many have mentally checked out when it comes to Memorial Day, it’s incumbent upon those of us who haven’t to redouble our efforts to remind people. And to spend some extra quiet time ourselves reflecting on the unfathomable price so many great patriots have paid for us to be able to enjoy freedom. We have the luxury of being frivolous because they weren’t.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Anthony Fauci Is Unhinged, Untrustworthy, and Unqualified. “Only in a — you guessed it — bloated bureaucracy can someone who screws up on such a grand scale be given even more power even though there was no indication that he learned anything from earlier mistakes.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Democrats’ Pre-Election Lies Are Unraveling. “We entered a truly disturbing and bizarre phase where the American mainstream media was willing to take at face value any claims made by agents of the Chinese Communist Party all the while rejecting and denigrating anything that was said by the President of the United States. It was a new low even for that group of professional bottom-dwellers.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Biden’s Only Real Success as President Is Really Trump’s. “Once more, with feeling: the Biden kinda/sorta presidency thus far is an unmitigated disaster. True, there are partisans out there who are so invested in hating Donald Trump that they’re willing to tell themselves otherwise but that doesn’t change reality. We call these people unwell. Harsher terms could be used, but I’m in a generous mood today. We’ll get back to referring to them as bottom-feeding participants in a moronic mass delusion tomorrow.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: New East Berlin Alert—Oregon Requiring Vaccine Passports. “Many might dismiss this by saying that it’s only one state, but I think we all know how this story plays out. There are many people in this country who’ve fallen in love with COVID oppression and it’s a safe bet that we’ll see liberal states and cities turning into New East Berlins and requiring citizens to show their papers to enjoy basic freedoms in public. As we are all painfully aware, liberals aren’t exactly known for governmental restraint.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Mainstream Media Is OK With Biden’s Russia Collusion. “The formerly Russia-obsessed mainstream media has now lost all curiosity about any possible buddy-buddy action between the president and Moscow. Maybe the hacks are exhausted from the three years they spent writing all of that fiction during Trump’s time in office.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: I Won’t Mind If Nancy Pelosi Wears a Mask Forever. “The Democrats have apparently stopped following the science. Not only that, they’re done worshiping at the altar of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), an organization that we’ve been told for over a year speaks nothing but the Gospel truth. It’s not as if I’m surprised by the flip-flopping. People who wander through life unburdened by morals, convictions, or the cognitive ability to process logic aren’t exactly known for their consistency, after all.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Kyrsten Sinema Goes Full Pro-Israel, Democrats Weep. “The real fringe of the Democratic party is my senior senator, Kyrsten Sinema. She’s not clinically insane, so she’s not in the mainstream of the party.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Why Are We Still Pretending That Andrew Cuomo Isn’t a Moron? “Frequent fodder here at the Briefing during this time has been the bumbling gubernatorial triumvirate of Gavin Newsom, Gretchen Whitmer, and Andrew Cuomo. Make no mistake, I would love to be able to stop writing about them but they just won’t go away. Few people have benefited more from a toxic combination of liberal media bias and the participation trophy era than these three. The fact that they’re all still employed is kind of stunning when you think about it. Back when this country had more backbone shame would have made each of them tuck tail and resign.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Israel Could Use a Real American President Right Now. “The world certainly does seem to be unraveling during this time that the United States is going without a grown-up president, doesn’t it? I don’t know about all of you, but I thought it was super cool when Donald Trump was president and there was peace in the Middle East. We were enjoying those halcyon days mere months ago, but it seems like years.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Biden Needs To Stop the COVID Vaccine Harassment Already. “The relentless mask/vaccine one-note messaging from the Biden administration is getting more wearisome by the minute. There are other things going on in the world that the empty husk’s handlers should be making him pretend to deal with.”

Look around. It’s all they have.

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: The GOP Isn’t In Turmoil, It’s Growing the Hell Up. “There was a lot to choose from when pondering what to lead off with this morning. I was tempted to write about Ol’ Gropes again but, as I said, I’m sober. I want to stay that way a while longer. I will give brief mention to a rather disturbing post that Tyler wrote, however. It details the fact that 124 retired generals and admirals have confirmed our worst nightmare: the current President of the United States of America is a drooling moron who is mentally unfit to deal with a military crisis.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Everything Is Fine—Biden Naps While World Falls Apart. “The world doesn’t do well with a weak leader in the United States. It does even worse with one who disappears. Forget having the stamina to be president, Biden doesn’t seen to have the stamina to watch television for a few minutes after dinner.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: What Are Democrats So Afraid of in Maricopa County? “There’s been a lot of recent drama about the audit that’s been going on in Maricopa County. The Democrats have been trying to shut it down and not having much success so far. They are persistent little buggers though, and now they’re upping their game.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: States Continue to Not Buy Into Biden’s Commie New World Order. “The Masked Biden Fetish Brigade would have us all believe that the majority of the citizens of this country are thrilled with everything the administration is up to. What we’re seeing out in the hinterlands doesn’t quite bear that out, however.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: The Border Nightmare Is Team Biden’s Only ‘Accomplishment.’ “During his masked fetish party speech the other night our national embarrassment never really got around to the border crisis that he’s created. I’m fully aware that liberals in America don’t care about border issues, especially those who live far, far away from Mexico. I live 60 miles from the Mexican border though, so it’s kind of a big deal here.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Biden’s Joint Session Mask Fetish Party Was Totally Creepy. “The mask virtue signaling in a room full of socially-distanced people who are all vaccinated was pathetic. It was also proof that the big idea, big government Dems know that they really have nothing going on and they have to keep the public distracted by the COVID panic porn.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Americans Waking Up to Fact That Kamala Harris Is An Idiot. “Because nothing matters anymore and Joe Biden has the IQ of cheap vodka, he decided that the best person to back up his puppet presidency was the woman who the Democrats couldn’t wait to get rid of less than a year earlier.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: John Kerry Is a Treasonous Idiot Who Needs to Be Perp-Walked.

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Mainstream Media Poll Dances to Pretend Biden Is Doing Well. “That’s right, the drooling puppet president who has been perma-fluffed by the mainstream media is beating the guys the MSM hated but not anyone else. How awful do you have to be to not get a better boost from the media lust than Grandpa Gropes has gotten?”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Critical Race Theory and the Death of Public Education. “The mask is off (COVID-era pun intended), the pretense that they want to enrich the minds of young Americans with real knowledge has been abandoned. Biden and Mrs. Dr. Jill want to start minting mindless automatons who are convinced that America is awful.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Trump’s Biggest Failure Was In Not Gutting the FBI. “An avowed leftist unloads over a hundred rounds aimed at a gathering of Republicans and the FBI thinks his motive was that he was just looking for a way to off himself. A citizen not in law enforcement who’s only watched cop shows on television knows that this doesn’t fit the ‘suicide by cop’ definition.”

And what happened on January 6 was no “insurrection,” but whatever definition helps push the Left’s narrative is the correct definition.

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Chauvin Guilty but Unhinged Leftists Still Complain. “Another chapter closed in the tragic George Floyd saga yesterday but I think we all know that it won’t be the final chapter. This is going to be an American societal horror version of Proust’s In Search of Lost Time and we’re only about one-third of the way through the first of the seven books.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: I’ve Known Maxine Waters Is Evil for a Very Long Time. “Blaming ‘rhetoric’ for violence has long been their thing. These are the lunatics who tried to blame a target on political literature for Jared Loughner shooting Gabby Giffords, after all. In their tiny minds, however, it’s only Republicans who have inflammatory rhetoric. They’ve been lying about Trump since Jan. 6th and now they’re running cover for Waters’s actually inflammatory words.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: The United States Should Soon Reach Fauci Immunity. “Our idiot president is often seen wearing two masks even though he’s immune now. If Fauci has his way, we will be wearing masks until we’re all too old to care.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Democrats to America—Screw You, We Wanna Expand SCOTUS. “They’ll tell you that that’s not really what they’re up to but they’ve been talking about ‘transformation’ ever since The Lightbringer got into office in 2009. What they want to transform the country into won’t be America anymore. I wouldn’t be surprised to find that they’ve got a secret list of new names for the place. They’re probably mad that Soviet Socialist Republics has already been used.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Project Veritas Confirms CNN Is a Cesspool of Biased Lies. “CNN’s lying about Trump being mentally and physically unfit to be in office led to the United States now having a president who is mentally and physically unfit to be in office.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: U.S.May Want to Look Into Getting Rid of Minnesota. “Hear me out. I know that we have all gotten used to the way the American flag looks and that change is difficult but, let’s be honest here, we could all probably get used to having fewer stars on it. Maybe start by removing one after we rid ourselves of, say, Minnesota. I’m done with it. Minnesota and its 10,000 lakes need to go somewhere that isn’t here.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: John Boehner Reminds Conservatives Why We Didn’t Like Him. “Johnny Boozesweat can revise this history all he wants but the simple fact of the matter is this: he only became Speaker because the Tea Party movement formed in 2009 to save the GOP from itself.”