BY ALL MEANS FAIR AND FOUL BUT MOSTLY FOUL: Lonestar Bias: Texas Election Officials Received $36 Million to Turn State Blue.

SELF-DEFENSE UNDER ATTACK: Armed Antifa Attack ‘Freedom Rally’ at Oregon’s Capitol and Police Only Help When Old Man Pulls Gun on Attackers.

HARD-HITTING JOURNALISM:

Plus: “This is insane. Not only did he get grants from the NIH to do work in WIV he later got a 750k PPP loan AFTER his very work may have kicked off the entire pandemic. They never even asked him about it!”

The new woke journalism reads an awful lot like the old statist propaganda.

MATT MARGOLIS: Biden Owes His ‘Popularity’ to Trump’s Success With COVID, Here’s Why. “His strongest ratings just happen to be regarding COVID-19. Now, why would Joe Biden be ranking highly on COVID? What exactly has he done? CNN cited the COVID relief package he signed into law earlier this month. You know, the COVID package that was being debated before he even took office, that Nancy Pelosi delayed moving on until after Trump was out of office. Yeah, that COVID package.”

NOTHING TO SEE HERE. MOVE ALONG. Zuckerberg’s Election Rigging Group Sends VP To Be Biden’s Tech Director.

HEINLEIN’S CRAZY YEARS (CONT’D): ‘Blue’s Clues’ Reboot Pushes Transgenderism on Preschoolers.

VODKAPUNDIT PRESENTS YOUR DAILY INSANITY WRAP: Every Single One of Your Rights Is Under Assault, It Must Be Monday.

Insanity Wrap needs to know: What do you call a madcap rush to push radical and authoritarian change through Washington on the slenderest of legislative majorities?

Answer: Just another day in the administration of Presidentish Joe Biden.

Before we get to the sordid details, a quick preview of today’s Wrap.

• From “Get Woke, Go Broke” to “Get Woke with Us Or Else”
• Americans own an impressive number of guns — but we can do better
• Minnesota’s war on the workingman’s car

Bonus Sanity: The Senate — where bad ideas are supposed to go to die — might just be the death of the Dems’ latest bad idea on guns.

And so much more at the link, you’d have to be crazy to miss it.

THAT WAS THEN:

Racism is what the Party needs is to be, when it needs it to be.

AND YET THEY PERSIST: These 6 Stupendous Hoaxes Are Reasons to Give Media Narrative About ‘Asian Hate’ the Hairy Eyeball.

CHRISTIAN TOTO: Watch These 6 Conservative Films on Amazon Prime While You Can.

Platforms like Twitter, Facebook and Instagram actively discriminate against right-leaning voices, be it pro-life souls or comics cracking wise about the woke revolution.

Streaming platforms offers similar pitfalls for conservatives. The bulk of Netflix’s original programming leans left … if there’s a cultural or political element to the material. Amazon tried to prevent “What Killed Michael Brown?” from streaming on its VOD platform. More recently, Amazon erased “Created Equal: Clarence Thomas in His Own Words” during Black History Month.

How many right-leaning originals has Hulu produced over the past five years? That’s rhetorical.

Yet Amazon Prime currently offers six movies with a decidedly conservative edge. Watch them now before someone at Team Amazon recognizes their existence and finds a way to erase them.

Of the six, I’ve only seen Adam Carolla and Dennis Prager’s No Safe Spaces, and it was quite good.

BREAKING: Ever Given Ship Freed After Blocking Suez Canal for 6 Days — and Why It Matters.

ASTROTURF IS WHAT THEY DO: Liberal Dark Money Network Is Behind ‘Grassroots’ Support for Dem Climate Bill.

BRYAN PRESTON: Woke Democrat, a Former Soldier, Tweets Attack on the Second Amendment. “When he entered the military, Crow swore an oath to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic, not just the parts he likes.”

People enjoy becoming woke because it gives them a cloak of morality to cover all kinds of awful behavior.

VIDEO: Alleged Biden Official Tries To Block Ted Cruz From Taking Photos Inside CBP Facility. “When the senators tried to take cell phone pictures and videos, they too were hassled. Texas Senator Ted Cruz recorded a confrontation he had with a Biden handler sent by DHS to stop them.”

THEY’VE CERTAINLY EMBRACED MOB RULE: Have the Democrats Fully Abandoned the Ideals of Democracy?

FIRE THEM. FIRE THEM ALL. Oakland teachers refuse to return to school, despite getting COVID vaccine priority.

School officials on Thursday, were forced to cancel their previously scheduled reopening dates next week at six elementary schools and 10 preschools, reported the San Francisco Chronicle.

After seven months of distance learning, some students were supposed to be able to head back to in-person teaching on Tuesday, as agreed to by the district and unions.

But due to a lack of teachers willing to come back before April 14, high needs pupils, including homeless, foster and special needs students, will not be able to get into classrooms ahead of time, the newspaper reported.

Why should any American give a damn about public education when public educators no longer give a damn about public education?

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Everything Democrats Say About Georgia Election Law Is a Lie. “Speaking of absurdity, the Democrats’ reign of error when it comes to what actually constitutes election integrity continues to rage on incoherently. This isn’t really new territory for the Democrats — they’ve been lying about Republicans and voting for years. However, as with all things during the President Puppet era, their lies are getting bigger and louder now.”

SAY ANYTHING: Chris Wallace Falsely Claims New Georgia Law Bans Drinking Water While In Line For Voting.

The Fox News program doubled down on the false claim, publishing text from the bill that explicitly prohibits voters from being given food or drink in line after an on-air fact-check by Republican strategist Josh Holmes during its end-of-show panel.

The network’s post omitted key provisions of the law that provide exceptions to “poll officers” to give voters refreshments as long as they are not provided by political interest groups.

Previously: Chris Wallace on Biden speech: This was best inaugural address I’ve ever heard.

CRISIS BY DESIGN: ‘Whatever You Do, We’re Coming’: Coyotes Heckle Senators at the Border.

THEY OUGHT TO DEMAND REPARATIONS: New Universal Basic Income Program in Oakland, Calif., Excludes Low-Income White Families.

A WORTHY CAUSE: Want to Fight Cancel Culture? Senate Candidate Josh Mandel Has Launched a Dr. Seuss Book Drive.

HARSH BUT FAIR:

HOW DARE THEY: UK University to Unveil $32K Greta Thunberg Statue Amid Staff Cuts.

YOU’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BLOG: 10 times MSNBC’s Joy Reid spread conspiracy theories or misinformation.

COMMUNIST QUALITY CONTROL: Former CDC Director Believes COVID-19 Escaped from Wuhan Lab.