FLASHBACK: Biden Opposed Vaccine and Mask Mandates Eight Months Ago.

PREVIOUS TOTALITARIAN GOVERNMENTS AT LEAST ALLOWED HEAVY DRINKING AS AN ESCAPE: Now they’re confiscating alcohol delivered to locked-down Australian apartments if booze volume exceeds state-sanctioned limits.

IT’S SUCH A RELIEF HAVING THE GROWNUPS BACK IN CHARGE: Amid Disasters at Home and Abroad, Biden White House Staffers Busy Choosing ‘Magic Spirit Animals.’

I’M NOT READING TOO MUCH INTO STORIES LIKE THIS ONE UNTIL THERE’S A REPUBLICAN CONGRESS: Fissures grow in House Democrats’ support for Biden’s $3.5 trillion social welfare bill.

BIDEN’S BUNGLED BUGOUT: Afghanis Selling Their Kids to Buy Food.

THAT’S NOT GOOD: Smoke detected in Russian module on space station. “Roscosmos said a smoke detector and an alarm were set off on the Zvezda service module, which provides living quarters for crew members on the ISS, when batteries were being recharged overnight.”

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Biden Takes His COVID Tyranny to a Disturbing New Level. “Biden would never have gotten to play Occupy Oval Office had the Wuhan Chinese Bat Flu not arrived in America during a presidential election year. He knows that and has been conducting himself as if he owes the virus a debt of gratitude and is determined to keep fear of it alive. It’s his Precious.”

WANTED: A JAMMER FOR THIS. Facebook on your face.

Starting Thursday, the first pair of smart glasses made by Facebook and Ray-Ban are going on sale for $299. They’re called Ray-Ban Stories, and you’ll be able to find them pretty much anywhere Ray-Bans are sold, including LensCrafters and Sunglasses Hut stores.

The frames feature two-front facing cameras for capturing video and photos. They sync with a companion camera roll app called Facebook View, where clips can be edited and shared to other apps on your phone (not just Facebook’s own). There’s a physical button on the glasses for recording, or you can say “Hey Facebook, take a video” to control them hands-free.

I’d be genuinely shocked if these glasses weren’t uploading to Facebook more or less continuously.

YES. NEXT QUESTION? Will Biden Continue Down the Path of the Democratic Party’s Lunatic Wing?

BREAKING: Joe Biden Unveils Authoritarian Plan to Defeat COVID-19, Blames the Unvaccinated.

BLOWBACK: Top Biden Officials Backed the 2014 Bergdahl Deal. Now, the Terrorists Released Are Taking the Reins in Afghanistan. “Blinken and Psaki said prisoners posed no threat.”

Previously: McCain’s 2014 attack on ‘dangerous’ Tony Blinken reemerges amid Afghan exit chaos.

HMM: Is the New York Times Protecting Biden by Not Updating Its Polling Page?

INDOCTRINATION NOT EDUCATION: College textbook blames COVID deaths on Americans who oppose lockdowns.

LIVE AT 3:30PM EASTERN: ‘Five O’Clock Somewhere’ with Kruiser, Preston, VodkaPundit.

NORTH CAROLINA: One state Supreme Court case could destroy the court for years to come.

In an astonishing and unprecedented power grab that will overturn 200 years of case law and prior precedents, Democrats on the state Supreme Court are preparing to disqualify and remove two duly-elected Republican Supreme Court justices from a case so they can nullify voters’ decision to amend the Constitution.

The case is NAACP v. Moore and the state Supreme Court’s Democrats are trying to remove two Republican members from the bench, so a new temporary four-to-one Democrat majority can erase two constitutional amendments – the cap on income tax, and the voter I.D. requirement – which were overwhelmingly passed by more than four million votes.

In a plan already underway, Democrats Anita Earls, Robin Hudson, and Mike Morgan would conspire to remove the justices while allowing Associate Justice Jimmy Ervin to vote AGAINST the move because he is the one Democrat currently on the court who will face re-election in 2022.

Our “democracy” is sacred to Democrats except when it isn’t.

MAYBE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFICULT TO CYA WHEN ESCAPEES CONTRADICT YOUR LIES AND YOU’RE HOPING IT’LL BLOW OVER BY THE TIME THEY DO FINALLY MANAGE TO GET BACK: Why Did the State Department Want to Keep Private American Citizens From Leaving Afghanistan?

GLEICHSCHALTUNG : Google Is Teaching Employees That Listening To Ben Shapiro Leads To ‘Genocide.’

BRYAN PRESTON:Clint Eastwood Returns in ‘Cry Macho,’ Continuing a Legendary Career That Began With a Film That Shouldn’t Have Worked at All. “Eastwood later said it was the Kurosawa aspect that first drew him to Leone’s production, that and a free trip; he was already a fan of Yojimbo. ‘This thing will either do really well or it won’t do anything,’ Eastwood says of his expectations at the time. ‘Probably the latter.’ He thought it might ‘bomb out’ but he would get a trip to Italy and Spain out of it, so he signed on to star, provide his own wardrobe, and keep track of his own props. ‘You all can go to Hell,’ Eastwood might as well have been saying to Hollywood, ‘I’m going to go shoot a weird, low-budget Western with an Italian director in Spain.'”

BIDEN, INC. IS A PARTLY-OWNED SUBSIDIARY OF THE CCP: Biden’s National Security Council China Director Is Former Fellow At Chinese State-Funded Group Advising Communist Officials Sanctioned For Human Rights Abuses.

HOW CAN WE MISS HIM IF HE WON’T GO AWAY? ‘Everything Is on the Line’: Obama Wades Into California Recall Election.

OH: Americans Turned Away From Hospital As Afghan Refugees Take Priority.

COME SEE THE VIOLENCE AND THE RACISM INHERENT IN THE LEFTISM: Elder Egg Attack! Nasty Gorilla-Mask Wearing Woman Hurls Food, Obscenities at GOP Candidate.

HE LIED:

MORE LIKE 50 SHADES OF JIMMY: Shades of Jimmy Carter: Dems Fret Over Biden’s Growing Unpopularity.

WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT REPORTS? Pro-China misinformation operation attempting to exploit US Covid divisions, report says.