FOR THE TIME THEY ARE ACHANGING:  Melanie Phillips: the working class saved Britain.

DO THEY KNOW THAT BARREL IS FULL OF POWDER?  NAH, BRAH. IF THEY DANCE A LITTLE HARDER THE DEPLORABLES WILL BE SCARED AND SEE THE ERROR OF THEIR WAYS:  Another glimpse into the fevered brain of Hank “Guam” Johnson.

I FIGURE IT GOES WITH THIS:
The Progressive Dems’ Issues are popular.  Pay no attention tot hat Britain dead ahead. This here Titanic is unsinkable. (Unlike Guam.)

SPEAKING OF DEMS:  Children.

THEY NEVER FIGURE OUT THEIR BRIGHT IDEAS CAN BE USED AGAINST THEM, DO THEY? I SWEAR, THEY OPERATE AT TODDLER LEVEL. AGAIN THIS IS THE RESULT OF A FAR TOO COMPLICIT PRESS:  As Virginia Dems Threaten Gun Bans, Sanctuary Movement Spreads .

YOU HAVE TO PITY THEM, THOUGH. THEIR MAGIC WORDS HAVE STOPPED WORKING. OKAY, MOSTLY YOU HAVE TO DESPISE THEM FOR BEING UNTHINKING SELF-LOBOTOMIZING MORONS. BUT YOU CAN PITY THEM TOO:  Sempiterna Sinistra.

IMPEACHMENT FOR EXISTING. UNDER THE CLAUSE OF ORANGE MAN BAD:  House Judiciary Committee Votes For Impeachment.

Did I mention powder keg?

OH? OKAY!  Joy Behar Says Joe Biden Should Go Out And Shame People.

See, this is what happens when the press holds back a mirror to you, to show you your most flattering visage. This is exactly what happens.

WHO IS GOING TO TELL THE BABYLON BEE THAT “SATIRE” DOESN’T MEAN “REPORT THE NEWS STRAIGHT”?  LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AMERICA’S NEW PAPER OF RECORD:  Dems Vow To Learn From Labour Party’s Mistake Of Not Going Far Enough Left.

DANCING ON A POWDER KEG:  James Comey’s Awkward Tap Dance During Chris Wallace Interview.

INDEED WE DO:  We now know: Full of Schiff.

THIS SITUATION HAS ME RIGHT NERVOUS:  VA Dems: You’re Treading on Dangerous Ground.

I AM IN THIS BOOK, ALONG WITH PEOPLE YOU MIGHT KNOW LIKE kEVIN J ANDERSON, DAVID WEBER AND STEVE STERLING:  Trouble in the Wind (The Phases of Mars Book 3).

Throughout the human experience, historians have wondered, “What if?” What if Sherman had fought for the South in the U.S. Civil War? What if Germany had fought to the end in World War I? What if World War III had actually happened?

Wonder no more, for these questions, along with many others, are answered within the pages of this book. Told by a variety of award-winning authors, like Sarah Hoyt and Kevin J. Anderson, the 2018 Dragon Award Winners for Alternate History, S.M. Stirling, the 2019 Dragon Award Winner for Alternate History, David Weber, a three-time Dragon Award Winner for Best Military Science Fiction, and Brad R. Torgersen, the winner of the 2019 Dragon Award for Best Science Fiction, “Trouble in the Wind,” deals with ground combat that never happened in our world…but easily could have.

The third book in the exciting “Phases of Mars” anthology series, there is something for everyone inside! From fighting Hannibal at the Battle of Cannae, to the early death of Napoleon, to scouting the bush in Angola, “Trouble in the Wind” traces a history of ground warfare…that wasn’t. From warfare in Taylor Anderson’s “The Destroyermen” series…to S.M. Stirling’s “Black Chamber,” this book has it, so come aboard and find out “what if” all of these things had changed history…just a little. You’ll be glad you did!

I WANT TO GO ON RECORD AS SAYING THE BABYLON BEE STAFF DIDN’T HANG THEMSELVES:  We Are Pleased To Announce Our Person Of The Year Is Hillary Clinton Please Send Help.

WE CAN SMELL THE FLOP SWEAT. AND EMPHASIS IS ON FLOP:  ‘Bombshell’ Shreds Ailes, Trump and Storytelling 101.

THEY CAN’T STOP THEMSELVES. LIKE RATS PUSHING A LEVER NO LONGER ATTACHED TO THE FOOD DISPENSER:  Nancy Pelosi thinks media coverage is helping Trump.

IN THE FUTURE WE’LL ALL BE RUSSIAN SPIES FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES:  Steele Dossier Peddled Insane Conspiracy Theory That American Jews Were Secret Russian Spies.

PROFOUNDLY UNSERIOUS:  Buttigieg’s rise highlights the travesty of the Democrat field.

I HOPE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE LOOKING BEHIND THE CURTAIN:  Political theater, political meat: impeachment vs. Horowitz.

THEY’D BETTER LEARN HOW TO SWIM OR THEY’LL SINK LIKE A STONE, FOR THE TIMES THEY ARE ACHANGING:  Jeremy, we hardly knew ye.

OF THEY COULD PROCESS THE RESULTS FROM GREAT BRITAIN, WE’D GET REAL FLOP SWEAT. BUT THEY CAN’T. AND SO THEY CONTINUE TRYING TO STAMPEDE US THEIR WAY. ULTIMATELY THEIR HUBRIS FIGHTS ON OUR SIDE:  The Democrats’ Bad Poker Faces.

YES, WE KNOW:  No One Actually Believes the Global Warming Hype.

WHITE SUPREMACY, IS THERE ANYTHING IT CAN’T DO?  Tlaib Blames ‘White Supremacy’ for Anti-Semitic Murders Carried Out by Black Assailants .

DUH:  Border Crisis Left Criminals on the Streets, ICE Says .

HE WENT FULL INTERNATIONALIST SOCIALIST. AND HE GOT EXACTLY WHAT HE DESERVED. … WELL, EXCEPT FOR FAILING TO GET WHIPPED WHILE WALKING BAREFOOT THROUGH THE LARGEST CITIES IN GREAT BRITAIN, TIED TO A DONKEY’S TAIL. UNFORTUNATELY THE ENGLISH DON’T DO THINGS LIKE THAT ANYMORE:  Corbyn Buried in Conservative Landslide.

AND AGAIN WITH THE SHOCKED FACE:  THE AWFUL ARTIST BEHIND THE $120,000 BANANA.