OF COURSE. THEY ALL DO. THEY REPLACED THE USSR WITH CHINA IN THEIR HEARTS. SURE SOME OF THEM ARE TAKING PAY FROM CHINA, BUT MOST OF THEM ARE SLUTS. THEY DO IT FOR THE LOVE: Andrew Cuomo Licks China’s Hand. Xi Jinping Smiles.
Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt
April 5, 2020
GO READ IT: No one here gets out alive.
GO AND READ IT. AND GEE THOSE SYMPTOMS ARE FAMILIAR FOR WHAT WE HAD JAN/FEB. ONLY IT LASTED ME SIX WEEKS WITH TWO MORE WEEKS TO RECOVER. BUT THEN I HAVE OTHER ISSUES: A View From the Sideline.
April 4, 2020
YOU HAVE TO LAUGH, BECAUSE THERE’S SO MUCH TO CRY ABOUT: The coronavirus laughs never stop illustrated edition.
WHEN YOU DECIDE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SHOULD WANT OR NEED, YOU’RE IN SOVIET TERRITORY: Essential Means Different Things To Different People.
If I were stuck at home with my kids, when they were under ten? And we had no ebooks? Bookstores would be essential. TRUST me on this.
NO. HE SHOULDN’T. HE SHOULD EXIT STAGE LEFT PURSUED BY BEARS. EXTRA POINTS IF THE BEARS ARE RABID: World Health Organization Director Should Resign Says Sen. Martha McSally.
START CUTTING DOWN ALL NON-ESSENTIAL GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES/SERVICES. WE CAN NO LONGER AFFORD THEM, AFTER HITTING OUR ECONOMY WITH A HAMMER AND DANCING WITH LUNACY: COVID-19: massive unemployment, except in government.
FAR AWAY FROM US? China’s place in the post-COVID-19 new world order.
BUT THERE ARE STILL AMERICANS: ‘This Is Not Nazi Germany or Soviet Russia Where You Are Asked For Your Papers!’ Says Maine Sheriff.
SORRY, MAY I ASK PRECISELY WHY THE ENTIRE WORLD HAS GONE NUTS? Former Supreme Court Justice Warns of a British ‘Police State’.
YEP. AND AS NOTED, AN INTERESTING THING, DESPITE SIMILAR NUMBERS OF CHINESE AND SIMILAR CULTURE, THE PORTUGUESE WHO HAVE A PARALLEL, PRIVATIZED HEALTHCARE SYSTEM ARE FARING MUCH BETTER THAN ITALIANS AND SPANIARDS: It was inevitable that socialized medicine gave up on the elderly with COVID-19.
YES, I KNOW. IT RUINS THE NICE PANIC WE’VE GOT GOING: Data & Numbers: COVID 19.
Chances increase daily that Winnie the Flu is a paper tiger.
DID I LINK THIS YESTERDAY? IF NOT, GO READ IT: Monday Thoughts (yes, the d*mn virus).
WITH TRUMP DEFERRING TO EXPERTS AND DELAYING NORMALCY TO THE NEVER-NEVER? ALL OF THEM: Businesses That Are Going To Fail.
THESE DAYS WHEN ANGER IS OFTEN CRIPPLING IN TERMS OF WHAT I CAN PRODUCE, IT’S ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE SOMETHING TO LAUGH ABOUT, AND THIS ONE IS A DOOZIE: Sans sanction ni restrictions, le Portugal est (relativement) épargné par le #coronavirus.
For those who don’t feel like Google translate, that is roughly “Without sanctions or restrictions, Portugal is (relatively) spared by #coronavirus. Fair. Portugal has far fewer fatalities than Spain or Italy, which is inexplicable. Unless you assume that the Portuguese aren’t throwing grandma from the train, that is taking the opportunity to rid themselves of elders, while the other two nations almost certainly are. Or take into account the fact that Portugal has a private medical system alongside state-provided health system. (Spain did too, but nationalized at the beginning of the crisis, because… I don’t know. What ARE they putting in the paella these days, anyway?)
BUT the truly hilarious thing in that article is that the Portuguese Prime Minister attributes this to the Portuguese being — I swear I have to pause and laugh before I type it — more organized than other Europeans.
I have no idea what he’s smoking, or where he found it, but that’s potent stuff. Breaking rules and laws is by way of being a Portuguese pastime. Portuguese don’t line up, they scrum. There isn’t anything requiring order and careful deliberation that the Portuguese don’t do sideways, backwards and upside down. And frankly that’s part of the reason I retain some fondness for the place! Disciplined! I told my husband and rendered him speechless for minutes!
April 3, 2020
FROM BLAKE SMITH: The Road to Stonberg (The Mercenary Series Book 1).
Gavril of Grimsby is not your ordinary monster-slayer for hire…
Gavril thought defeating a giant was the most interesting thing he’d do all week. But when a merchant caravan needs guards for the treacherous journey over the mountains to Stonberg, he can’t resist signing on, and learns that even peaceful men don’t always have peaceful lives.
*I’m reliably informed this adventure involves oggling pretty girls and killing monsters. Because the reverse would just be wrong. Also it would probably then be one of my books. This one is probably more fun ;) – SAH*
AND THERE’S AN ACCURATE PRODUCT: OPERATION ENDURING CLUSTERF*CK – COVID-19 (PREORDER).
SURE, ENCOURAGE HIS NERD IN THE LIMELIGHT SYNDROME, AND CONVINCE HIM THAT WE WANT HIM TO BE A PHILOSOPHER KING. OR PERHAPS YOU SHOULD STUDY HIS HISTORY. HE HASN’T MADE A CAREER OF BEING CORRECT: Petition to make Dr. Anthony Fauci ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ gaining steam.
AND THIS: Worse than the Disease.
ALSO YOU NEED TO READ THIS: The Severity of the CoVID-19 Epidemic is Not as Bad as You Think, According to the Numbers.
THEY’RE HIDING SOMETHING. LOTS OF THINGS. ALSO LYING: COVID-19 models, COVID needs, and New York.
PS- they hate us.
LOOK AT MY FACE. SEE HOW SHOCKED IT IS? Pelosi Forms Committee to Investigate Trump Handling of Coronavirus Pandemic.
SURE. WHY NOT? THE PERSON WE WANT ONE OF JOE BIDEN’S HEARTBEATS AWAY FROM THE PRESIDENCY IS THE IDIOT WHO TRIED TO PRACTICE MEDICINE WITHOUT A LICENSE AND FORBID DOCTORS FROM USING LIFE SAVING TREATMENTS BECAUSE ORANGE MAN BAD! Gretchen Whitmer: Possible VP Pick, Derping Loon.
COOL. EVERYONE IN VERMONT? START GOING NAKED. WE’LL SEE HOW LONG THAT LASTS: Vermont Says Target And Costco Sales Of Clothes, Toys, And Beauty Supplies Is Non-Essential.
It will also answer once and for all the question of whether or not a UFO landed in Des Moines Iowa, carrying what look like masses of animated tapioca. And whether a lot of people are wearing them between their shoulders. (What? Like the rest of you who have read Heinlein’s The Puppet Masters haven’t been thinking exactly that the last month!)