LIES, D*MN LIES…  Prison Policy Initiative using misleading figures about county jail incarceration.

PREVENTING CHARITIES FROM DOING THEIR JOBS:

AS ELIZABETH WARREN WOULD PUT IT, PALE (AND FUNNY LOOKING) MAN SPEAKS WITH FORKED TONGUE:  Schiff: Only Impeachment Will Ensure A Free And Fair Election.

AND THERE’S MY SHOCKED FACE AGAIN:  IG Report Reveals James Comey Lied To Fox News Anchor Bret Baier About Steele Dossier.

THIS HAS OCCURRED TO ME:  The Fall of the Deep State and 1989’s Fall of Communism.

BEHOLD, MY SHOCKED FACE!  So Obama knew all along about the FBI bid to spy on his rival.

DO NOT JUMP OFF THE ROOF. YES, YOU. YOU KNOW I’M TALKING TO YOU. WE WILL SURVIVE THIS:  POLL: Hillary Clinton Will Be the Democratic Frontrunner When She Runs.

DARK PSYCHIC FORCE:  Marianne Williamson Falls for Hoax Saying Trump Pardoned Charles Manson .

AND THE SKY IS MADE OF CHEESE AND PEPPERCORNS:  Live from Comeyworld.

WHAT  PART OF THE FOURTH AMENDMENT ISN’T WRITTEN IN ENGLISH, YOU GOOFBALLS?  Mandatory Rest Spaces For Tents Considered On The Streets Of Portland.

THE ADULTS COME HOME:  Barr is on the case.

YEP:  IG Report Damning to FBI Integrity and Competence.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED, THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Impeachment Circus Leads To Bad Charges.

PRETTY MUCH:  Russia Has Won So Far, Thanks to Democrats.

OF COURSE THEY DO. THEY HATE THE US: US Becomes A Net Fossil Fuel Exporter Under Trump As His Dem Opponents Vow To Bludgeon Big Oil.

THE ENTIRE LEFT IS HAVING A WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT. THEY RAN OFF THE CLIFF SURE THEY’D CATCH THE ROADRUNNER, AND NOW THEIR LEGS ARE PUMPING, MID-AIR, AND THEY’RE DOING EVERYTHING THEY CAN TO AVOID LOOKING DOWN:  Joe Biden…

WE’RE DEFINITELY THE ONES WHO CAN STILL LAUGH:  Meet the Artist Who Animated Joe Biden’s ‘Hairy Legs’.

SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS I SUPPOSE. DOES ANYONE KNOW IN WHAT COUNTRY SHE’S BEING INAUGURATED?  Pink Planned Parenthood Scarves for Warren on Inauguration Day.

INDEED!  Roger Kimball: On the omertà.

I SUPPOSE IT’S BETTER THAN THE ALTERNATIVE. BUT SOMEONE SHOULD TELL THEM ABOUT THESE NEW AND INCREDIBLE STUDIES. IT APPEARS GIVEN THE RIGHT COMBINATION OF INCENTIVE AND DETERRENT HUMANS CAN OCCASIONALLY BECOME HOUSEBROKEN, AND USE THESE THINGS CALLED BATHROOMS. OF COURSE, YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING TO PUNISH OUT-OF-PLACE ELIMINATION: San Francisco plans to power-wash the poop out of the Tenderloin.

OBAMA WASN’T MUCH DIFFERENT. NOR ARE OUR BATCH OF HAPPY FUN DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISTS (NOW WITH MORE ADULT FUN CAMPS!):  Lenin and Corbyn.

THEY NEED PENSION REFORM, OF COURSE. THEY NEED A LOT OF SOCIALIST-LITE ELEMENTS OF SOCIETY REFORMED OR DONE AWAY WITH IF THEY ARE TO SURVIVE AS A COUNTRY. BUT AFTER YOUR ELITES AND GOVERNMENT HAVE LIED TO YOU FOR YEARS AND YOU KNOW IT, ARE YOU GOING TO TRUST THEM TO DO WHAT’S BEST FOR YOU, NOT THEIR POCKETBOOKS?  FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU; FOOL ME TWICE, SHAME ON YOU. BUT IF YOU KEEP DOING IT, AND BEING FOUND OUT? THIS IS HOW THE WORLD BURNS. BECAUSE FOOL ME 345 TIMES, AND YOU’LL END UP DECORATING A LAMP POST:  Macron pension reform: France paralysed by biggest strike in years.

Too bad so sad. Or in French c’est tant pis.

Note to our resident obfuscating left: it’s not just that you run out of other people’s moneys, guys. At some point you run out of credibility. For you guys? that was seven years ago.

AND FREEDOM IS CATCHING:  You Cannot Enslave a Free Man.

JEFFREY EPSTEIN’S PILOT MIGHT HAVE DIED OF PERFECTLY NATURAL CAUSES, BUT AFTER HIS PLASTIC SURGEON DIED IN A FREAK AIRPLANE ACCIDENT, WE’RE SUSPICIOUS…  Prince Andrew sex allegations: Jeffrey Epstein’s butler Alfredo Rodriguez, who stole tell-all ‘black book’, dies age 60.

Truly for your safety, we encourage you to have bumper stickers printed that say “I have not now nor at any point had any dealings with Jeffrey Epstein.”  Too long for a bumper? How about “I don’t know Jeffrey Epstein.” And while you’re at it add another one “I know nothing about Hillary Clinton.”
Really, they should hand these out free with first-aid kits and other preparedness materials.

99c, ON SALE FOR CYBERWEEK, FROM ZOEY IVERS:   The Barton Street Gym (Doors into the Dimensions Book 1).

In a future where no one needs to sleep, homes are unnecessary. A simple dimensional cubby in a hi-rise gymnasium is all anyone needs.
Perhaps the designers ought to have considered the possibility of unintended effects from thousands of multi-dimensional bubbles in close proximity to each other. But they weren’t physicists . . .

Joe is independent, his divorced father a bit absent minded. Joe and his “bio-model” friend were exploring the pedestrian tunnels under the Barton Street Gym when they found themselves trapping in a strange landscape with a hungry dinosaur.

Alice Brown is used to getting in trouble; her parents are quite strict. But being attacked by a Tyrannosaurus Rex in a strange dimension just a step across a malfunctioning D-door is not her usual sort of trouble.