WE’VE STOPPED CARING:  Welcome To Impeachment Limbo For The Holidays.

THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP:  Millions Of Voices Cry Out In Terror As Liberals Wake Up And Realize Trump Is Still President.

IF ONLY! I SAY THAT GINSBURG CAN ONLY PRONOUNCE ON TRUMP’S NEED TO DISCLOSE HIS TAX RETURNS/OR NOT IF SHE FIRST SHOWS SOME PROOF OF STILL BEING LEGITIMATELY ON THIS SIDE OF THE TURF, AND NOT JUST NAILED TO HER PERCH AND PINING FOR THE FJORDS:  How the Supreme Court Can Sidestep the Tax Returns Case to Avoid Interfering With the 2020 Elections.

On the other hand, so far every time that the democrats try to get Trump they end up getting burned. It’s like watching Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner.  They never learn either.  This time, their sign pointing at “Fud” will get Trump for sure.

On with the show.
Buy popcorn futures.  (Make sure it’s not Corn Pop, though. His buddy Biden’s future in politics looks to be short.)

THERE MIGHT COME A TIME FOR THIS WORD. THE TIME IS NOT NOW:  Anger.

THESE ARE NO LONGER OUR COUNTRYMEN. AND NOT ONLY ARE THEY UNWILLING TO GIVE US AN AMICABLE DIVORCE, THEY’RE RUNNING THROUGH OUR POLITY WAVING SCISSORS.  AND THEY’RE WEARING THEIR UNDERPANTS ON THEIR HEADS. IT’S GOING TO TAKE A LOT OF THORAZINE TO STOP THEM THROWING FURNITURE OUT THE WINDOWS AND CLAIMING THEY’RE THE EMPRESS OF AUSTRIA:  NYT: Impeachment rightfully gives losers tyranny over winners.

Frankly, I’d just be relieved if they stopped licking windows.

OF COURSE WE ARE. WITH THEIR MASKS OFF THEY’RE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN PATHETIC AND NAUSEATING:  Are Voters Tuning Out the Democrats?

OTOH there are millions of woke 8 year olds watching them. Just ask their crazy mothers. Millions, I tell you.

A DEEP, DARK CAVE. AND THEY LIKE IT THAT WAY. ALSO THEY’RE STILL DIGGING:  Dems Trapped Inside Plato’s Wine Cave.

AGAIN, THERE’S A REASON THAT 4CHAN CAN SPIN MARXISTS. THEY ALSO THOUGHT OBAMA WAS “SORT OF A GOD.” DESPITE THEIR SELF IMAGE THESE PEOPLE ARE ALL SIGNALING, NO THINKING:  ‘Great work, everyone’! West Point investigation concludes that cadets at Army-Navy game weren’t flashing ‘white power’ symbol, so when can we expect media apologies?

EVEN SUPPOSING HER KIDS SAID THIS STUFF, WHY SHOULD WE CARE? WHY DOES THE LEFT CONSISTENTLY THINK WE’RE GOING TO BE IMPRESSED BY THE WISDOM OF BARELY COGNIZANT INFANTS?  OH, WAIT! THESE ARE ADULTS WHO BELIEVE IN MARXIST ECONOMICS. INFANTS MAKE MORE SENSE:  ‘Sure, Jan’: Resistance feminist’s account of how her kids were affected by Donald Trump’s presidency and impeachment is incredible (literally).

ABOUT ALL IT’S GOOD FOR IS PUPPY TRAINING:  WaPo – Where Journalism Dies in Neon Yellow.

WE CAN’T MAKE ENOUGH FUN OF NANCY GREY GOOSE PELOSI.  SERIOUSLY. WE LIVE IN A TIME WHEN SATIRISTS BECOME DEPRESSED, COMPETING WITH REALITY:  McConnell Roasts Impeachment In Senate Speech.

NANCY PELOSY SOOPER GENIUS REMINDS ME OF OUR CAT WHEN HE GOT HIS HEAD IN A PAPER BAG AND COULDN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET IT OUT:  McConnell gives Pelosi some advice on the word “leverage”.

ONE MUST HAVE A HEART OF STONE NOT TO LAUGH LIKE AN HYENA:  Some Democrats apparently think that the impeachment vote means that Trump is out of office.

WELL, HE IS BRIGHTER THAN THEM. WHETHER THAT TAKES A GENIUS…  Trumping the NeverTrumpers on Impeachment

THE LEFTISTS TOOK OVER ALL MEANS OF CULTURAL COMMUNICATION. FOR THIS:  Blacklist Script Shows Barron Stopping Trump’s Presidency.

It’s like finding yourself cornered at a party by someone who has a weird obsession, like shower caps or toe nails, and will ramble on and on about it forever, while you consider chewing your own arm or faking death to escape it.  That’s what the left-dominated entertainment industry (and news, and literature) has become.

OKAY. OLDER SON WILL ACHIEVE IMMORTALITY:  Chili peppers might hurt, but a new study says they help you live longer.

WHY, YES INDEED. THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Elle Magazine Celebrates Anti-Semites on ‘Women Of Color In Politics To Watch’.

THE AMAZING THING ABOUT DEMS IS THAT THEY NEVER BELIEVE THEIR CLEVER-FOOL DODGES WILL BE USED AGAINST THEM:  90% of Virginia’s Counties Are Gun Sanctuaries.

I’M SO OLD I CAN REMEMBER WHEN FEMINISTS INVADED MEN’S CLUBS, DENOUNCING THEIR EXCLUSIVENESS AND PRIVILEGE. BESIDES, HOW CAN YOU BE SURE THEY’RE MEN, YOU TRANSPHOBE, DID YOU ASK THEIR PRONOUNS?  Men are invading The Wing — and women are pissed off.

LOOK, HE’S MY FRIEND BUT TRUTH MUST BE TOLD, HE’S A SOFTY. I WANT HEADS ON PIKES AFTER HANGING, CUT DOWN WHILE STILL LIVING AND THEIR ENTRAILS BURNED BEFORE THEIR EYES.  UNUSUAL? WELL, IT WASN’T SO IN ELIZABETHAN ENGLAND. IT’S CULTURAL. CRUEL? COMPARED TO WHAT? WHAT WERE THEIR PLANS FOR US? WHAT ARE THEIR PLANS FOR US STILL?  Polls Apart.

POOR THINGS. EVERYTHING FROM THE HAIRLINE DOWN IS KAPUT:  Impeachment and the Democrats’ deadly malaise.

TO BE FAIR THE DEMOCRATS HAD HELP OF THE MEDIA (OR AS THE BOSS CALLS THEM POLITICAL OPERATIVES WITH BYLINES)  IN BECLOWNING THEMSELVES:  How Will History Judge the Democrats’ Impeachment Antics?

IF THERE’S ANY JUSTICE, YES:  Democrats will rue the day they forced this impeachment through the House.

KABUKI. AND NOT EVEN GOOD KABUKI:  Watch Nancy Pelosi’s facial expression…

FROM TOM ROGNEBY:  A Woman Scorned.

Never cheat on a succubus.

Martin Shelby’s latest client is a woman out to hurt her husband where it matters most to him – his pride. She’s teamed with the best lawyer in town, and The Boogeyman is out to find the evidence to turn her shark loose in divorce court.

But indulging a taste for younger women isn’t the only shady thing her husband’s been up to, and the blood in the water is all too real as the body count starts mounting…