BECAUSE SHE’S A LEFTIST AND THE MEDIA LENDS HER RESPECTABILITY AS SUCH:  Again We Ask: Why Isn’t Rachel Maddow Treated Like Other Crazy Conspiracy Theorists?

AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD, AGAIN:  Doctor Strange Searches 14,000,605 Futures But Doesn’t Find Any Where Trump Gets Removed From Office.

WELL, NOT ALL PRECISELY,  BUT CERTAINLY ON THAT LIST:  All We Want for Christmas is More Judges: Ho, Ho, Ho.

KANSAS… IS STARTING TO LOOK INTERESTING: Kansas Lawmaker Wants To Make ‘Red Flag Laws’ Illegal In The State. 

IT IS DISTURBING ENOUGH THAT THE LEFT DREAMS OF THIS STUFF. IF THEY ACTUALLY ATTEMPTED, THEN IT WOULD BE A TIME FOR THE WORDS “ELECTRIC BOOGALOO”. FORTUNATELY THEY DON’T — TRULY, GUYS THEY DON’T — HAVE THE POWER THEY WOULD NEED:  Straightforward from here! Vox sounds pretty convinced that impeachment could ultimately lead to President Nancy Pelosi.

MERRY CHRISTMAS: Reverse Polarity Sunspots appear on the Sun – ending a 39 day stretch of spotless days.

WE THE PEOPLE ARE STILL AROUND:  Gun Grabs: Virginia, Idaho Ground Zero in Fight Against Left.

WELL, DIE HARD IS MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS MOVIE:  The overwhelming conservativism of two non-religious Christmas classics.

I HAD NO IDEA HUNTER WAS SO INDUSTRIOUS. HIS DAD MUST BE VERY PROUD OF HIM:  Hunter Biden subject of multiple ‘criminal investigations’.

TV VIEWING WARPS OUR PERCEPTIONS?  UN-POSSIBLE:  Watching TV makes men more attracted to skinny women, scientists claim.

THE INTERNET DIVIDED INTO TWO CAMPS: THOSE WHO COULD CARE LESS, AND THOSE WHO COULDN’T:  Kim Kardashian’s ‘creamy velvet’ wrapping paper divides the internet.

THE ARTICLE IS REMARKABLY LACKING IN EXPLANATION OF HOW THEY DISCOVERED THIS; SEEMS THAT MIGHT BE RELEVANT:  Iron ‘snow’ could be falling in Earth’s core, study shows.

I’M SURE THIS WILL SOLVE ALL THE CITY’S PROBLEMS WITH UNWANTED WASTE!  San Francisco cafes are banning disposable coffee cups.

IT’S THE MOST “WONDERFUL” TIME OF THE YEAR:  As lawyers brace for a surge in divorce cases in January, new research highlights the financial benefits of splitting up.

Meh. I’ll keep my husband, thanks.

THIS SEEMS WORTH A LOOK: A decade on earth captured from space,

AND WITH MY IMPECCABLE TIMING, I PUT A BOOK OUT YESTERDAY. MAYBE IF YOU GET REALLY BORED WITH YOUR FAMILY…

AND NO, I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THIS BOOK CAME FROM. IT’S WEIRD INSIDE MY HEAD:

Deep Pink (Magis Book 1)

Like all Private Detectives, Seamus Lebanon [Leb] Magis has often been told to go to Hell. He just never thought he’d actually have to go.
But when an old client asks him to investigate why Death Metal bands are dressing in pink – with butterfly mustache clips – and singing about puppies and kittens in a bad imitation of K-pop bands, Leb knows there’s something foul in the realm of music.
When the something grows to include the woman he fell in love with in kindergarten and a missing six-year-old girl, Leb climbs into his battered Suburban and like a knight of old goes forth to do battles with the legions of Hell.
This is when things become insane…. Or perhaps in the interest of truth we should say more insane.

CHRISTMAS NEWS YOU CAN USE:  A Right, Proper, And Manly Guide To The Cocktails Of Christmas.

WHY NOT?  Bookworm Beat 12/24/19 — Christmas Eve and impeachment illustrated edition.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE: Giuliani: ‘Saint Marie Yovanovitch’ Quashed Ukraine Probe Into Missing $5.3 Billion in Foreign Aid.

OF COURSE HE DOES:  Governor Tells Trump Administration Kentucky Will Accept Refugees.

OH, DEAR LORD:  Colleges Encourage Students to Have a ‘Sustainable’ Christmas.

REACH FOR? REACH FOR? THEY STARTED OUT ABSURD:  Democrats’ impeachment dealings reach for the absurd.

WELL! THE MASKS REALLY ARE COMING OFF:  Democrats foolishly declaring war on single-family housing.

I WISH THE ‘CHANS WOULD STOP PLAYING WITH THE LEFTISTS. IT’S LIKE SHOWING YOUR MENTAL SUPERIORITY OVER FISH:  Will a White Supremacist Please Step Forward?

I’M VERY HAPPY NUNES IS A PORTUGUESE NAME. LOOK, IN FOR A COUNTRY PORTUGAL IS CHAOS WITH BORDERS. BUT … BUT I’M HAPPY WITH SOME PORTUGUESE IN THE US. LARRY CORREIA AND DEVIN NUNES IN A FIGHTING MOOD MAKE YOU WANT TO SCREAM “GO, GO, GO!”  We now know: Devin Nunes reflects.