Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

IT’S NOT THAT COVID-19 IS PHONY. IT’S THAT MOST OF THE DRACONIAN MEASURES PUT IN PLACE TO FIGHT IT DON’T HELP. AND SOME ARE ACTIVELY WORSENING SPREAD:  The Covid-19 Phony War.

(And if you don’t have VIP access and wish to acquire it, consider using HOYT as your discount code.)

GO FOR IT. THROW US IN THAT BRIAR PATCH. SURE, THE AIRLIFT FOR PATRIOTS STRANDED BEHIND THE TOFU CURTAIN WILL BE EXPENSIVE, BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE: WE CAN DEPORT MISBEHAVING CALIFORNIANS INCLUDING ALL THE USELESS POTHEADS THAT MOOCHED THEIR WAY TO MY STATE. PLUS, YOU KNOW, WE CAN INSTITUTE A “STAY IN CALIFORNIA” PROGRAM, BIG BEAUTIFUL WALL OPTIONAL. BEST OF ALL, THEY NO LONGER GET TO TAKE ALL THE WATER FROM THE COLORADO RIVER (AND DUMP IT IN THE PACIFIC TO SAVE THE DELTA SMELT, OR SOMETHING) AND THAT WATER CAN MAKE THE HIGH DESERT BLOOM, INSTEAD:  Gavin Newsom Declares California a ‘Nation-State’.

No, no, California, it’s cool. You’ve said you want a divorce. Let’s bring in the lawyers.  I think we’re way past irreconcilable differences.  Take Hawaii with you, in lieu of a fruit basket.

I COULD, POSSIBLY, REMOTELY, JUST ON AN OFF CHANCE, YOU KNOW, BE RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE WITH THE OVERBLOWN REACTION TO WINNIE THE FLU:  Attention, Citizens.

YEAH, BECAUSE IT’S ALL A MATTER OF CLASSIFICATION.  BAH. DO THEY THINK WE’RE IDIOTS? CHINA, TAKE NOTICE, THE PEOPLE ARE NOT OUR SO CALLED LEADERS*:  China to reclassify dogs as pets in wake of coronavirus.

*For one, if we all drank like Nancy Grey Goose Pelosi, there wouldn’t be enough alcohol in the world for an American lunch break.

WE WON’T KNOW THE ANSWERS FOR YEARS. SLOWER IF WE RUIN OURSELVES NOW:  COVID-19 Mysteries.

THIS IS WHY PLANED ECONOMIES FAIL. NO ONE NOT INTIMATELY INVOLVED WITH ANY GIVEN FIELD KNOWS EVERYTHING THAT GOES INTO IT. AND IN THE CASE OF OUR SELF PROCLAIMED ELITES, FRANKLY, THESE PEOPLE LITERALLY DON’T KNOW WHERE FOOD COMES FROM:  Our Food Supply Cannot Afford This Economic Shutdown.

SURE, THE CDC MESSED UP, BUT CHINESE LIES DIDN’T HELP. HOWEVER WHAT HAS REALLY TAKEN A HAMMER TO OUR ECONOMY AND IS GOING TO MAKE US DANCE WITH FOOD SCARCITY COME FALL IS THE FACT THAT WE HAVE AN “EDUCATED” CLASS WHICH HAS NEVER LEARNED COMPUTER MODELS AREN’T REALITY, COMPUTER MODELS AREN’T PROOF, COMPUTER MODELS ARE JUST HYPOTHESES WITH NICE GRAPHICS:  How US bureaucrats deepened the coronavirus crisis to deadly effect.

I think part of this is a hold over in people about 10 years older than I who thought of computers as “smart.” These are people who can barely navigate email or social media, and for whom computers are somehow, mysteriously, infallible.  If someone can’t get Garbage In Garbage Out across to them, then we’ll just have to hit them with metaphorical two by fours when they go off half-cocked on some models. Because otherwise they will destroy us.

LADIES, GENTLEMEN, SMALL FURRY ANIMALS AND LARGE UNGULATES I’VE HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH OF THIS UNCONSTITUTIONAL VIOLATION OF OUR CIVIL RIGHTS:

ON A SCALE OF ZERO FALSEHOOD TO BARRACK OBAMA? IT’S PAST OBAMA TO ELIZABETH WARREN. THERE IS NO TRUTH IN THE COUNT:  How Honest is the COVID Fatality Count?

SOME OF US ARE. WHY DO YOU THINK GUN AND AMMO SALES HAVE GONE THROUGH THE ROOF?  Are We Still Americans?

SPEAKING OF INSANE, THEY WON’T LIKE US WHEN WE’RE MAD:  When Insanity Bites.

TRUMP DROVE THEM INSANE. NOW THEY’RE INSANE:  Corona Meltdowns.