A CONSUMMATION DEVOUTLY TO BE HOPED FOR: Devin Nunes hints that Robert Mueller’s team will be exposed soon.
Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt
February 14, 2020
AND ON THIS BLOG, I CONTEND AYANNA PRESSLEY IS A TRI-PLATED MORON: On the House floor, Ayanna Pressley contends the Constitution is sexist.
Come on, guys, how can someone serve in an office that requires swearing to protect the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic when this person wants to destroy the constitution? And we should be asking Bernie fans that, too.
OBVIOUSLY: No, Rush Limbaugh’s Comments About Buttigieg Are Not Homophobic.
Also, look, let’s leave aside the fact it’s a gay marriage, okay? Anyone who married to that man, at some point had to go to his/her (if he’d been straight) family and say “mom, dad, I married Alfred E. Neuman.” One of those people is unwell. And I’m not going to speculate on which. Kissing Alfred E. Neuman on stage is beyond the pale, and I don’t care what sex you are, or if you think your gender is attack helicopter, or even tank.
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION AND “STAY IN YOUR LANE” ARGUMENTS ARE ALL ATTEMPTS AT CONTROLLING THOUGHT. BAH. A FREE MAN THINKS (AND CREATES) FREELY. AND YES, THAT INCLUDES — AND GOES DOUBLE — FOR A FREE WOMAN. AT LEAST THIS FREE WOMAN: Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.
MY FACE, MUCH SHOCKED, SO UNBELIEVING, WOW WOW WOW: Roger Stone And The Biased Juror.
THEY ARE AWARE THEY EARNED RETRIBUTION, RIGHT? Retribution Tour: The Latest Media Hysteria.
The guilty flee when no one pursues….
February 13, 2020
AND THIS ONE IS ALMOST CERTAINLY TRUE: In Appreciation For Primary Win, Bernie Promises To Make New Hampshire The Site Of His Very First Re-Education Camp.
DUDE, PUT DOWN THE CRACK PIPE! Waters: Trump a Mass Murderer Killing ‘Brown People for Profit’.
YOU KNOW…. IT’S THE BABYLON BEE, SO MAYBE IT’S TRUE? I MEAN IF IT WERE THE NEW YORK TIMES WE’D KNOW IT WAS A LIE: Climate Crisis Solved By New Jet That Runs On Liberal Hypocrisy.
OH, THIS IS NOT JUST THE YOUNG ONES — THOUGH THEIR INDOCTRINATION IS NEXT LEVEL — A LOT OF OLDER “CELEBRATED” LEFTISTS ARE JUST THIS DUMB. IT’S ALL ABOUT IDEOLOGICAL CONFORMITY NOT PERFORMANCE. WHICH IS WHY ANY INDUSTRY THE LEFT TAKES OVER DIES: Celebrated Ignorance Is Dangerous.
THIS MAY CONSTITUTE THE SINGLE STRONGEST ARGUMENT AGAINST SMOKING POT THESE GIRLS WILL EVER HEAR: Chicago Girl Scouts cash in on cannabis legalization, sell cookies outside dispensary.
BECAUSE IT’S HARD IN ANY LEFTIST CONTROLLED CITIES. MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA TO NOT LET PEOPLE WHO THINK MONEY GROWS OUT OF THE GOVERNMENT HOLD OFFICE. JUST A THOUGHT: Save our city: Why it’s so hard to run a small business in NYC.
UNDER BERNIE SANDERS ANY WOMAN NEEDING MORE THAN CHEAP SOAP FOR HER FACE WILL BE SENT TO THE REEDUCATION CAMPS! Most minority women say the skincare industry doesn’t have enough options.
TEACHING KIDS FEAR OF ARBITRARY EXERCISE OF AUTHORITY SERVES AN IMPORTANT PEDAGOGICAL PURPOSE EVEN IF EARTHQUAKES AND TORNADOES POSE GREATER PROBABILITY OF HARM: Teacher unions: Children terrified by active shooter drills.
WHAT ARE THE OTHER HORSEMEN UP TO? UN warns of ‘major shock’ as Africa locust outbreak spreads.
SPEAKING OF THE FRAUD: Liberal Groups and High-Powered Lawyers Swarm Detroit to Keep Dead Voters on Rolls.
YEAH. WHATEVER. DON’T GET COCKY. BEATING THE DEMS ISN’T HARD. IT’S BEATING THE FRAUD… The State of the Race: Democrats In Despair?
NO! THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE: Attack on Florida GOP Voter Registration Tent Was Motivated by Dislike for Trump.
ANYONE SUGGESTING SELF IMPROVEMENT OR WORKING ON YOUR OWN PROBLEMS IS HATED BY THE LEFT, BECAUSE MOST OF THEIR FOLLOWERS DON’T WANT TO TRY TO IMPROVE THEMSELVES. THEY WANT THE WORLD TO HAND THEM EVERYTHING: If You Disagree, Leftists Will Rejoice at Your Pain.
Also they hate everyone and everything who reminds them how small and petty their stunningbrave actually is. This is why they also want to topple statues and bury the past leading figures of any field under a mountain of smarmy innuendo.
February 11, 2020
LOCAL LAW SAYS “KEEP IT ON THE BEACH” SO SHE GOT WHAT SHE WAS TROLLING FOR: Cecilia Jastrzembska arrested in Maldives for wearing a bikini.
THE FAULT IS NOT IN OURSELVES, BUT IN OUR STARS: Spectacular ‘rainbow cloud’ in space created by cosmic battle between stars.
IF YOU DECODE THE SIGNALS, THEY SAY “SEND JOE BIDEN HOME ALREADY! HE NEEDS HIS MEDS! AT LEAST ARRANGE FOR OUTPATIENT TREATMENTS.”: Something in Deep Space Is Sending Signals to Earth in Steady 16-Day Cycles.
TAKE FLORIDA MAN. ADD TDS. SHAKE: Florida Man Arrested After Allegedly Driving Van into GOP Tent.