THE BEE, PUBLISHING THE NEWS AGAIN:  Democrats Hiss In Terror As ACB Pulls Out Crucifix.

OH, DEAR LORD:   Don’t sanitize or microwave your mail-in ballot, voting officials warn.

Seriously, democrats. After you mark the ballot, just burn it. The smoke gods will transmit the information to the polls and everyone is safe. Trust us.

THAT’S BECAUSE HE PROMOTES POLICIES FOR KILLING THE BABIES OF MINORITIES! OH WAIT – THAT’S WHAT THE DEMOCRATS PROMOTE!  NEVER MIND. FILE IT UNDER “PROJECTING LIKE AN IMAX”:   College biology quiz reportedly refers to Trump as ‘eugenicist’.

Of course the truth is the idiotic professor knows nothing about Trump or his administration. All he knows is that Trump is “literally Hitler” therefore he must promote eugenics.  Lord deliver us from these clever fools!

HYBRISTOPHILIA IS A THING:  Female prison guard and mom, 32, accused of sex romps with ‘depraved’ inmate who murdered his girlfriend, child.

IS THE POPE CATHOLIC?  I DON’T KNOW. I KNOW BEARS IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD MOSTLY POOP ON MY LAWN. DRAW YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS:  Vatican under fire for moving to renew deal with the Chinese Communist Party.

LET’S BE REAL, OKAY?  BIDEN NEVER WAS FIT FOR OFFICE:   Ex-White House physician Ronny Jackson ‘convinced’ Biden not fit for office.

AND SPEAKING OF GOVERNMENT MAKING THINGS MORE EXPENSIVE:  Where We’re Going, We Won’t Need Roads—or Collectivists.

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GOVERNMENT ALWAYS MAKES THINGS MORE EXPENSIVE:  Obamacare’s costs soar so high, Americans now delaying medical treatment —study.

NOW THE WHO TELLS US!   COVID19 update, October 11, 2020: Israel eyeing controlled exit from second lockdown; Senior WHO official: “stop using lockdowns as your primary control method”.

DOG BITES MAN:  Biden forgets.

THESE “INDIGENOUS” PEOPLE ARE OF COURSE MOSTLY WHITE AND STUPID:  ‘Indigenous Peoples Day of Rage’ in Portland Takes Aim at Teddy Roosevelt, Abe Lincoln, and Historical Society.

INDEED:  Holy Toledo.

STOPPED CLOCK, ETC. WHEN HE’S RIGHT, HE’S RIGHT:  Biden: People Who Think They’re Better Off Under Trump Shouldn’t Vote for Me.

OF ALL THE CITIES IN THE WORLD, DID THE CRAZY LEFT HAVE TO RUIN MINE?  About that so-called ‘security guard’ who gunned down a Trump supporter in Denver.

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SPEAKING OF ZOMBIES:   Rescuing Science Fiction from the Horde of ‘Woke Zombies’.

THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS FRAUD ITSELF:  How to Secure Your Vote and Minimize the Impact of Zombie Voters.

THE LEFT’S OBSESSION WITH CALLING REPUBLICAN NAZIS CAN ONLY BE UNDERSTOOD UNDER THE HEADING OF PROJECTION. THE PARTY THAT ENGAGES IN ANTI-SEMITISM AND HAS FAVORED RACES AND RACES THAT ARE BORN EVIL, AS WELL AS A VIOLENT WING GAMBOLING ON THE STREETS CLAIMS THE NAZIS ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE. SURE. WE’LL BELIEVE THAT. RIGHT AFTER WE BELIEVE THE MOON IS MADE OF CANDY CORN:  No, Leftists, Trump Is Not a ‘Nazi’.

NOT SO MUCH FAKE NEWS AS FOLDED, SPUN (AND MUTILATED) NEWS:  Are COVID Case Surges More Fake News?

I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE HOW STUPID ONE HAS TO BE TO BUY INTO MARGARET ATWOOD’S BIZARRE WORLD-BUILDING IN HANDMAID’S TALE WITH THIS SORT OF INTENSITY. SERIOUSLY. THE WOMAN SPENT SOMETIME IN NEW ENGLAND AND DECIDED THE US WAS ON THE VERGE OF BECOMING A THEOCRACY. IN NEW ENGLAND. THIS IS KNOWN AS “UNDERSTANDING NOTHING AND NOT KNOWING HOW REALITY WORKS.” I PROBABLY SHOULDN’T BE SURPRISED THE LEFT BUYS INTO IT, SINCE THEY ALSO CAN’T FIND REALITY WITH TWO HANDS AND A SEEING EYE DOG:  Josh Hawley Explains Religious Liberty.

WELL, THEY WORKED QUITE WELL TO TAKE DOWN WESTERN ECONOMIES, AND GIVE CHINA SOME ROOM TO CONTINUE SELLING TO US:  Lockdowns Don’t Work Says World Health Organization.

A BLIZZARD OF LIES INDEED:  When Woke Puts You to Sleep.

When some years ago we had to pick our son up in Denver airport (his flight had been diverted there from Colorado Springs where we lived then) we drove to Denver at night in a blizzard so thick that we couldn’t even tell if we were on the road, or about to fall off the edge. Once or twice we had to correct at the last minute. All we could do was follow the lights ahead of us and hope the guy ahead of us was following someone who could see better.

This is exactly what 2020 feels like.  Just remember that what the left is proposing is nothing less than a hard-left regime and one-party rule, with the Green New Deal giving them power over what you do, what you eat, where you go.  And the various Social Justice initiatives trying to control what you think.  In other words, it’s lockdowns forever: Physical lockdowns and mental lockdowns.  And heck, they’ll also probably starve us to boot.

If that’s not what you want, vote.  Vote against the left like your life depends on it. It very well might.

And maybe, just like that blizzard had completely cleared out by the time we drove back with our son — leading him to believe we were making it up — maybe this blizzard of lies will clear up a week or so after the election.

WE ARE BEING GASLIGHTED:  Bingo!

SOUNDS LIKELY. AFTER ALL, BEARS POO IN THE WOODS. THOUGH I’M NOT TAKING ANY BETS ON THE RELIGION OF THE PRESENT POPE!  Ted Cruz said he expects Democrats to pull ‘shenanigans’ to disrupt SCOTUS hearing.

FOR SOME BALLET COMPANIES THE ANNUAL SHOWS PROVIDE AS MUCH AS 70% OF THEIR ANNUAL TICKET SALES:  Wave of ‘Nutcracker’ cancellations hits dance companies hard.