NO, SERIOUSLY, IT REALLY IS:  The Dumbest Tweet of 2020?

YOU SEE, MARXISM IS A JEALOUS RELIGION. THE STATE INSISTS YOU HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE IT:  Cuomo, Covid, And Those Problem Religious Institutions.

LAST TIME I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL, THE BOARD AT THE END OF MY BED SAID IN REALLY LARGE LETTERS “I WANT TO GO HOME” AND I LEFT AS SOON AS I COULD. IT’S OKAY. BEING AN AUTOCRATIC STRONGMAN IS LESS OF A SHOCK AFTER THE LEFT IN MY FIELD INSISTED I WAS A WHITE MORMON MALE:  CNN’s Stelter: Trump Leaving Hospital Is Move of Autocratic Strongman.

And seriously, no. We used to have this thing called individual responsibility.  Having control over leaving the hospital when you have no visible symptoms is not in fact the same as invading Poland. Perhaps Stelter should try to be less of a whiny Weakman.

FROM MARGARET BALL, (AND SHE SAYS INSPIRED BY MY OWN WITCHFINDER):   Tangled Magic: A Regency fantasy romance.

After waiting ten long years for Richart Dalkey to realize she’s no longer the awkward young girl he grew up with, Elspet is thrilled when he finally comes to pay her court . . . until he divulges the true reason for his visit. His proposition? A sham engagement to discourage debutante Dorothea Turvoll, who’s infatuated with Richart and whom his mother wants him to marry. Elspet convinces him to pretend he’s desperately in love with her and actually court her instead, certain that with time—and a little bit of magic—he’ll see they’re meant to be together.
But another woman in Din Eidyn has her sights set on Richert, as well as some dark magic of her own, and she’ll stop at nothing to win the one man who can give her the social standing she desperately desires. Before long, the charade gets out of hand, and as scandal engulfs the ton, Elspet must decide how much she’s willing to sacrifice for the love she’s always wanted.

BABYLON BEE MAKES SENSE!  Trump Adds ‘Black Lives Matter’ Sticker To SUV So Media Can’t Claim He’s Spreading COVID.

UNTIL WE SEE THEM UP CLOSE, WE WON’T KNOW FOR SURE:  These 24 planets may be more ‘habitable’ than Earth, astronomers say.

Let’s get to the point we can go there!

WE CAN’T MAKE THEM MORE RIDICULOUS THAN THEY MAKE THEMSELVES:  Crazed leftists begin literally barking like dogs at Trump-supporters.

YES. NEXT?  Is the CIA Still Covering Up?

ENEMIES OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE:  CBS Journalist Feels Safer In North Korea Than At White House.

VOTE FOR TRUMP, OR AT LEAST AGAINST BIDEN. MAKE THE MEDIA CRY AGAIN:  Trump Leaves Walter Reed, Media Cries.

OH, DEAR LORD:  Leftist Crybabies Sign “Letter” Against Amy Coney Barrett.

DIG, PROJECT VERITAS, DIG!  Mark Kelly And Guns: Project Veritas Starts Digging.

AND THIS. IF YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE RISKS, YOU’RE NOT FREE:  On Trump’s illness: assuming the risk.

PRETTY MUCH, YES. I MEAN SURE HE HAD GOOD TREATMENT (BUT NOT TREATMENT THE LEFT WANTS US TO BE ALLOWED) BUT YEAH….  Trump proves COVID-19 is nothing to fear.

YEAH, THIS. I’M GETTING VERY TIRED OF THIS:  “N-Word Science” Proves You’re a Racist!

WHEN YOU’RE NEAR A LEFTIST CHARACTER ASSASSINATION, YOU MIGHT GET RUN OVER… AND MAYBE ALL OF US WILL NEED TO CLIMB UP SATAN’S ANUS BEFORE ALL IS SAID AND DONE:  Satan’s Anus: Dishwashing through the Pandemic.

FROM ELLIE FERGUSON: A Magical Portent.

Storm clouds gather. An unknown danger nears, one that may spell the end of Mossy Creek, TX, and all those who live there.

Dr. Jax Powell and her best friends, her sisters from other misters, are determined to do whatever it takes to protect their town and loved ones. Each of them, once considered the town’s wayward children, have returned home. All but one: Magdalena “Maddy” Reyes. She’s not refused to return to Mossy Creek, but she appears to have dropped off the face of the Earth—or at least from the streets of Dublin.

Can they find Maddy and save their town or is it already too late?

A Magical Portent is novella-length story that follows Rogue’s Magic.

AND SPEAKING OF THE BEE, FRANK J. FLEMING WROTE A POST FOR MY BLOG. THE FAN GIRL IN ME HAS JUST ABOUT STOPPED SQUEEING.  MAYBE:  How to Generate Fake News.

TO THE BABYLON BEE, IF YOU WANT TO DO SATIRE YOU HAVE TO STOP REPORTING THE NEWS:  Party That Wants To Run Your Healthcare Roots For Political Opponent To Die.

IT’S TIME FOR RED BILLY TO START LOOKING AFTER THE CITY AND ITS CITIZENS, INSTEAD OF FOLLOWING SOME BIZARRE MARXIST PIED PIPER:  Who you gonna call?

BESIDES THE FACT THAT HIS BRAIN IS ARUGULA, PROBABLY NOT MUCH, BUT STILL, GOOD POST:  Biden Says He’s The Democratic Party, So What Does That Mean? 

NO, NO. CONSIDERABLY MORE LETHAL THAN THE WUFLU:  Obamacare – The COVID-19 Virus of U.S. Healthcare Insurance.

BIRDS GOT TO FLY. FISH GOT TO SWIM. SLIME  GOT TO SLIME :  New York Times blasted for suggesting Trump might not stay on ballot.

AND THAT’S WHY THEY WILL DO ANYTHING TO WIN:  The Grifters of the Left.

THIS IS JUST NEEDLESS WORRY; SURELY BIDEN WOULDN’T SELL THEM OUT TO IRAN … AGAIN:  Assad’s future and the Syrian Civil War could hinge on the US presidential election.

Oh, never mind. Delivering us bound to our foes IS what the democrats do, after all, so why not expand the franchise.