FILLED WITH CONFIDENCE, I AM:  Hackers Have Penetrated U.S. Government Networks and Accessed Election Systems, According to FBI and DHS .

Take it all down. reschedule a month later. Everyone has to re-register. Paper ballots. One day. ID and proof of citizenship required. PURPLE FINGERS. (If missing all fingers, you get a purple forehead.) No exceptions. It’s the only thing that MIGHT save the republic.

IS “CRY, THE BELOVED STATE” TOO DERIVATIVE A TITLE? ASKING FOR A FRIEND:  Latest Project Veritas Video Reveals Colorado Democrat Party Executive Chairman Is a Member of Antifa .

SO DO WE ALL WANT TO KNOW:  Ted Cruz Wants to Know.

THEY’RE ALL IN. THEY’RE TELLING US THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT CORRUPTION OR TRUTH. ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS POWER OVER YOU AND OVER ME:  Social Media Censors NY Post’s Biden Report.

YEAH. THE CHOICE IS BETWEEN AMERICA OR SOCIALISM. THOSE OF US WHO ALREADY VOTED FOR AMERICA WITH OUR FEET, AND WHO HAVE EXPERIENCED SOCIALISM WILL VOTE TRUMP, THANK YOU VERY MUCH:  Fighters Against Socialism.

CAN’T STOP THE SIGNAL. STOLEN FROM A FRIEND:  “Remember, Facebook doesn’t want you to know that Biden’s son, Crackhead McStripperbang sold access to the White House to Ukrainian businessmen and when the Ukrainian Prosecutor General was looking into investigating Crackhead, Daddy Biden the VP OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA FLEW to the Ukraine and threatened to withhold $1billion in guaranteed loans unless the prosecutor general was fired.”

Apparently twitter doesn’t want you to know that either….

Technolords?  These are my VERY American middle fingers.

THE BEE, PUBLISHING THE NEWS AGAIN:  Democrats Hiss In Terror As ACB Pulls Out Crucifix.

OH, DEAR LORD:   Don’t sanitize or microwave your mail-in ballot, voting officials warn.

Seriously, democrats. After you mark the ballot, just burn it. The smoke gods will transmit the information to the polls and everyone is safe. Trust us.

THAT’S BECAUSE HE PROMOTES POLICIES FOR KILLING THE BABIES OF MINORITIES! OH WAIT – THAT’S WHAT THE DEMOCRATS PROMOTE!  NEVER MIND. FILE IT UNDER “PROJECTING LIKE AN IMAX”:   College biology quiz reportedly refers to Trump as ‘eugenicist’.

Of course the truth is the idiotic professor knows nothing about Trump or his administration. All he knows is that Trump is “literally Hitler” therefore he must promote eugenics.  Lord deliver us from these clever fools!

HYBRISTOPHILIA IS A THING:  Female prison guard and mom, 32, accused of sex romps with ‘depraved’ inmate who murdered his girlfriend, child.

IS THE POPE CATHOLIC?  I DON’T KNOW. I KNOW BEARS IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD MOSTLY POOP ON MY LAWN. DRAW YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS:  Vatican under fire for moving to renew deal with the Chinese Communist Party.

LET’S BE REAL, OKAY?  BIDEN NEVER WAS FIT FOR OFFICE:   Ex-White House physician Ronny Jackson ‘convinced’ Biden not fit for office.

AND SPEAKING OF GOVERNMENT MAKING THINGS MORE EXPENSIVE:  Where We’re Going, We Won’t Need Roads—or Collectivists.

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GOVERNMENT ALWAYS MAKES THINGS MORE EXPENSIVE:  Obamacare’s costs soar so high, Americans now delaying medical treatment —study.

NOW THE WHO TELLS US!   COVID19 update, October 11, 2020: Israel eyeing controlled exit from second lockdown; Senior WHO official: “stop using lockdowns as your primary control method”.

DOG BITES MAN:  Biden forgets.

THESE “INDIGENOUS” PEOPLE ARE OF COURSE MOSTLY WHITE AND STUPID:  ‘Indigenous Peoples Day of Rage’ in Portland Takes Aim at Teddy Roosevelt, Abe Lincoln, and Historical Society.

INDEED:  Holy Toledo.

STOPPED CLOCK, ETC. WHEN HE’S RIGHT, HE’S RIGHT:  Biden: People Who Think They’re Better Off Under Trump Shouldn’t Vote for Me.

OF ALL THE CITIES IN THE WORLD, DID THE CRAZY LEFT HAVE TO RUIN MINE?  About that so-called ‘security guard’ who gunned down a Trump supporter in Denver.

I HAVE A STORY IN THIS ANTHOLOGY, ALONG WITH PEOPLE LIKE DAVID DRAKE, MARTIN SHOEMAKER, BRAD TORGERSEN, MIKE RESNICK AND OTHERS:  Weird World War III.

What if the United States had gone to war with the Soviet Union? What if these rival superpowers had fought on land, sea, air, and the astral plane? What if the Soviets and Americans had struggled for dominion across parallel dimensions or on the surface of the moon? How would the world have changed? What wonders would have been unveiled? What terrors would have haunted mankind from those dark and dismal dimensions? Come closer, peer through a glass darkly, and discover the horrifying alternative visions of World War III from some of today’s greatest minds in science fiction, fantasy, and horror.

Includes new stories by David Drake, Brad R. Torgersen, Mike Resnick, Sarah A. Hoyt, and many more!

SPEAKING OF ZOMBIES:   Rescuing Science Fiction from the Horde of ‘Woke Zombies’.

THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS FRAUD ITSELF:  How to Secure Your Vote and Minimize the Impact of Zombie Voters.

THE LEFT’S OBSESSION WITH CALLING REPUBLICAN NAZIS CAN ONLY BE UNDERSTOOD UNDER THE HEADING OF PROJECTION. THE PARTY THAT ENGAGES IN ANTI-SEMITISM AND HAS FAVORED RACES AND RACES THAT ARE BORN EVIL, AS WELL AS A VIOLENT WING GAMBOLING ON THE STREETS CLAIMS THE NAZIS ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE. SURE. WE’LL BELIEVE THAT. RIGHT AFTER WE BELIEVE THE MOON IS MADE OF CANDY CORN:  No, Leftists, Trump Is Not a ‘Nazi’.

NOT SO MUCH FAKE NEWS AS FOLDED, SPUN (AND MUTILATED) NEWS:  Are COVID Case Surges More Fake News?