OH YEAH? WELL, I DEMAND FREEDOM FOR THE OPPRESSED PEOPLE OF IRAN:  Iran Demands Immediate Total Sanctions Relief As Biden Admin Practically Begs For Nuke Deal Talks.

And of America. And I’m at least 500 times more worthy of making demands than the obscurantist, petty, ridiculous Mullahs.

THEY ARE DOING THEIR BEST TO ERASE THE WHOLE CONSTITUTION:  Did the 9th Circuit Just Erase “to Bear” Arms from the Second Amendment?

They will not prevail.

MAINSTREAM CHURCHES REVEALED THEIR CRAVEN NATURE DURING THE COVIDIOCY:  Church: Marcotte Blames Religious Right For Mass Exodus.

Real believers are disgusted.

AS ARE THEY ALL:  Capitol Shooter Background Is Inconvenient For The Left.

HITTING THEM MIGHT BE GIVING THEM TOO MUCH ATTENTION:  Georgia Governor Hits Biden And Stacey Abrams On MLB.

ALL THE JUNTA KNOWS HOW TO DO IS SPIN:  Biden Trying To Change Border Narrative Again.

And the spin has stopped working.

OF COURSE NOT. iT’S ON ANY ATTEMPT AT ELECTION INTEGRITY: The attack on Georgia isn’t really about Georgia.

They know they can’t win clean elections.

A HISTORY OF UNFORESEEN CONSEQUENCES:  How taxes turned margarine pink, made ships sink, and more strange results.

I LINKED HIS FIRST PUBLICATION LAST MONTH. THE YOUNG MAN HAS FOLLOW-THROUGH:

FROM SCOTT SLACK:  By Three Moons’ Light.

 

Lieutenant Brown has a simple set of orders: Destroy a buried Karstian anti-orbital laser. If he does, the Strathar fleet he’s vanguard for can take the fight to the Karstian invaders who seized the planet from Strath.

Unfortunately, simple’s not the same as easy on the planet Jotunheim. First, his platoon has to make a long march undetected through the deep wilderness. If they survive, there’s still the hard fight against the military installation ahead. If he fails, the fleet and the invasion are at risk.

A story of The Ares March.

ALL HUMAN LIVES. EVERY SINGLE ONE:  Whose Lives Matter?

FLORIDA PULLS AHEAD OF THE REST OF FREE AMERICA IN LOTTERY OF PLACES TO GO:  DeSantis Nixes COVID-19 Vaccine Passports In Florida.

IF IT IS ON FACEBOOK YOU CAN BE CONFIDENT IT IS (POLITICALLY) CORRECT:  China using propaganda ads on Facebook to show oppressed Muslims happy.

About as valid as the Russians declaring Putin sexy, to be fair. Okay, maybe a little less though you know people who consider Putin sexy probably don’t remember what sex is.

IT’S A MISTAKE ANYBODY COULD HAVE MADE:  Couple accidentally paints over $500,000 artwork.

OF COURSE HE IS…  HE’S ALSO AN EX KGB DIRECTOR, SO HE KNOWS WHEN YOU SLEEP AND HE KNOWS WHEN YOU’RE AWAKE:   Putin is Russia’s sexiest man, Russian poll finds.

Not that this would influence anyone’s poll answer.

THE ILLUSION SHATTERS:  The legal situation of the Jan 6th Capitol “insurrection” defendants.

FORGET IT, JAKE. IT’S THE NINTH CIRCUS:  22 states fight California gun restrictions, urge Ninth Circuit to rule against large-capacity magazine ban.

TO BE FAIR, ALREADY 20 YEARS AGO THEY CRACKED DOWN ON MIDDLE CLASS KIDS, BUT GAVE A PASS TO THOSE THEY WERE SCARED OF:  Colorado Bill Will Legalize Crime In Schools.

This just makes it clear and visible.

“I LOST MY HEART, IN CHICHEN ITZA”:  Mexico closing Mayan ruin site because of maskless tourists.

Oh, sure, the biggest danger in Mexico IS maskless tourists. Sure. Whatever.

CNN DECLARES IT WILL BE SOME TWENTY YEARS BEFORE THIS BABY CAN BE DECLARED A BOY:  Baby born with three penises makes medical history.

FROM CEDAR SANDERSON:  The Case of the Perambulating Hatrack.

She was trouble, and from the moment she sailed into his office in search of a PI, Soldagh Dennessey was caught in her wake.

In a city where the streets started mean and went worse, Soldagh had carved a relatively solitary existence out between the goblins in their dens of minty iniquity, and the gnomes who’d snitch on their own mothers for rent money. Rough as it was, he’d come from worse family, and had no intention of going back.

As the case grows tangled and terrifying, Soldagh is starting to suspect the past he’s been avoiding lies at the bleeding heart of the matter. And only the few friendships he’s made and an unexpected ally might be enough to save them now…

THERE MIGHT BE A TIME FOR GLOOM. BUT THIS IS NOT IT: But The Lizard Will Surely Die.

Anger, yes. Rage, yes. Gloom? Oh, please.

HE’S RIGHT, YOU KNOW?  Build (and Patronize) Alternative Structures While We Can.

FROM M.C.A. HOGARTH:  Mindtouch.

Seersana University is worlds-renowned for its xenopsychology program, producing the Alliance’s finest therapists, psychiatric nurses and alien researchers. When Jahir, one of the rare and reclusive Eldritch espers, arrives on campus, he’s unprepared for the challenges of a vast and multicultural society… but fortunately, second-year student Vasiht’h is willing to take him under his wing. Will the two win past their troubles and doubts and see the potential for a once-in-a-lifetime partnership?

THE BABYLON BEE, STILL AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD:  Parents Disguising Kids As Illegal Immigrants So They Can Receive In-Person Teaching.

THEY THINK WE STILL TRUST THEM:  PolitiFact Gaslights Readers on Late Night’s Comically Obvious Liberal Bias.