AND ALL TO ADHERE TO THE DICTATES OF GAIA WORSHIP:  The Looming Oil Shock.

BUT, BUT, BUT…. ORANGEMANBAD:  Now You Tell Us: Michael Avenatti’s Legal Team Attacks Stormy Daniels’ “truthfulness, mental state and ability to competently testify”.

“SOME NUMBER”:  Report on Andrew Cuomo’s Nursing Home Order Confirms Policy ‘Did Lead to Some Number of Additional Deaths’.

I suspected it, when they blew up the Winnie the Flu numbers, but now we know. The left can no longer count.  “A thousand, two thousand, some number”….

OH, REELY? AND HERE I THOUGHT IT BURNED BECAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING  CLIMATE CHANGE OFFENDING THE GODS OF SOCIALISM:  California Will Now Fight Wildfires … by Trimming Back Forests.

Apparently you can employ this magic called “forest management” and stop wildfires. Who knew?

AND THIS RIGHT HERE IS WHY THE BABYLON BEE IS AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD:  Congress Members To Wear Barcodes So Lobbyists Can Scan Prices, Self-Checkout.

Tomorrow’s news today.  We think they have a time machine.

MY KIDS ARE GROWN NOW, THANK HEAVENS: Could there be anything more gross than the masks your kids are wearing?

But let me tell you, despite our best efforts, up till age 10 they were part of a collective entity nicknamed Victor the Vector.

LIVING BETWEEN NAUSEA AND ANGER THESE DAYS:  The FBI’s role in the Jan. 6 Capitol fracas is absolutely disgusting.

And still, we say #JusticeforAshliBabbit  #AshliBabbitSayHerName.  She was a patriot. She was a veteran. She was a citizen.

HE’S OF THEIR KIN. HE’S OF THEIR KIND:  The Big Club Spit on Trump but Embraces Biden.

MADAM, THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO FEAR AUDITS ARE FRAUDSTERS:  “Fraudits Have No Place in Colorado” – Democrat Colorado Secretary of State Issues Emergency Rules Prohibiting Election Audits.

What you’re saying is that you took power by fraud and you mean to hold it.  As a Colorado of three decades standing, I beg leave to inform you that just because you break the fire alarm, it doesn’t mean you won’t get a fire.  And in Colorado these days, you can smell the anger in the air, like you smell the smoke on hot Summer afternoons.

As for me, I judge sane people have no place in Colorado anymore. We’re expediting our exit as soon as possible. I wish you joy of what remains.

BEHOLD MY SHOCKED FACE:  Ballot Problems Persist in Atlanta, Georgia – Missing Ballots, Missing Logs, Duplicated Ballot Scans and Worse.

Laughs in Coloradan.

NOTHING. AT THIS POINT THE “INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY”, LIKE CARTAGO, DELENDA EST:  Fighting the Extremism Fight.

And I recommend salting the ground for good measure.

SURE, MSM, DO CRY WOLF SOME MORE:  Panicked Media Escalates Disinformation War Against Critical Race Theory Opponents.

THEY LET THE CAMEL’S NOSE UNDER THE TENT:  ‘Unplanned’ Outages Slam Texas Power Plants as Temperatures Soar.

Where “green energy” goes, this follows.

INTERESTING…  9-0 SCOTUS Rules Philly’s Catholic Social Services Doesn’t Have to Bake the Cake.

PEOPLE WHO WERE NEVER SLAVES DEMAND REPARATIONS FROM PEOPLE WHO NEVER OWNED SLAVES:  ‘Black liberation in its totality’: Cori Bush uses Juneteenth to push reparations.

Get over it, you shiftless grifter.

IF THIS SURPRISES YOU, YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN IN SUSPENDED ANIMATION FOR DECADES:  Images show 33 migrants crammed into U-Haul amid 100-degree heat in Texas.

IF THIS SURPRISES YOU, YOU MIGHT BE PATHOLOGICALLY TRUSTING:  BREAKING: Defector Claiming Chinese Military Responsible for COVID-19 Identified as Top Counterintelligence Official.

EVERY TIME YOU THINK IT’S IMPOSSIBLE, THEY GO AND BUILD A BETTER IDIOT:

And then fraud (totally a verb) him into power over the country.

THEY ARE ALL INSANE:  LOSING IT: Read Lori Lightfoot’s DERANGED Emails to Staff.

OUR NEWS INDUSTRY AND THE JUNTA SHOULD REMEMBER THIS:  Once Burned, Twice Wary.

But it might already be too late.

I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THIS:  If you thought calling women “birthing people” was bad….

As the left careens at speed past peak insanity screaming “hold my decaffeinated natural cream latte”…  Can this country even produce enough Thorazine for the emergency?

ONCE IT’S HAPPENSTANCE; TWICE IS A COINCIDENCE; THRICE IT’S ENEMY ACTION:  Sometimes a Coincidence isn’t a Coincidence.

YEAH, BUT DID HE CALL HER FAT? CHALLENGE HER TO PUSH UPS?  Biden Yells at CNN’s Kaitlan Collins After She Asks About Putin.

Sure. She’s a dog faced pony soldier, but all the same this seems like Biden might perhaps have overreacted.

THE PRESIDENT WE ELECTED IS BETTER THAN THE USURPER:  Trump Will Visit Border on June 30 With Texas Gov. Abbott.

AND THERE IS MY SHOCKED FACE, AGAIN:  Cuomo: Another Report Confirms What We All Knew.