YOU DO REALIZE THAT MY SHOCKED FACE IS GETTING WORN OUT, RIGHT?  Years of Watching General Mark Milley Finally Make Sense – The Chairman of The Joint Chiefs is a Political Operative.

OH, THEY KNOW MY PRICE:  ‘Vaccine Resisters’ are proving hard to convince.

Allow me to inject vinaigrette salad dressing into the veins of five members of the Biden Junta. My choice. And I’ll let them put this vaccine in my veins.  That’s my price. Take it or leave it.

YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFULLY TAUGHT:  U. of Oklahoma Instructors Receive Training on How to Censor, Indoctrinate Students.

HE’S RIGHT, YOU KNOW?  Sen. Josh Hawley Calls Critical Race Theory ‘State Sanctioned Racism’.

HEY, BOSS, DOES THIS BLOG HAVE A BUDGET TO REPLACE SHOPWORN SHOCKED FACES?  It’s Beginning to Look Like Enemy Action.

BOY, THAT’S A CHARITABLE INTERPRETATION:  Jibberish Joe Announces Crime Prevention Program for Chicago Inner-City Violence by Eliminating Gang Access to F-15 Fighter Jets and Nuclear Weapons.

The more straightforward one is that he threatened to nuke Americans.

FOR THE TIMES THEY ARE ACHANGING:  Miss New Jersey Contestant Slams Campus Censorship on Stage.

THIS IS PROBABLY WORSE THAN DENVER’S ATTEMPT AT WOOING TOURISTS BACK:  Portland’s Tone Deaf Poem To Tourists.

CHINA CAN HAVE A PICTURE OF MY MIDDLE FINGERS:  China Wants A Nobel Prize For Wuhan Lab, Hint Hint.

HONESTLY, IT’S HARD TO PICK THEIR BIGGEST LIE, THEY HAVE SO MANY:  GOP Filibuster Highlights Democrats’ “Big Lie”.

THE KAKISTOCRACY HATES COMPETITION:  Feinstein Wants to Tax the Rich While Being Uber Rich.

FRUITS OF THE COVIDIOCY:  Apple Daily Dead at 26, Killed By Beijing.

We installed a FICUS and we took our eyes off Hong Kong.
It’s time to get over this.

THE EQUIVALENT IS IMPORTANT FOR WRITERS, TOO:  DRAWING, DARKNESS AND THE ART OF TRUSTING THE GIFT.

THE TABLE IS ALWAYS SET AT THE CANNIBAL FEAST:  Hugo Administration Team Resigns.

To show we’re caring people, we should send them some packets of ketchup and a few paper napkins.

STOP, THE SHOCKED FACE IS GOING RELATIVISTIC: New Harvard Data (Accidentally) Reveal How Lockdowns Crushed the Working Class While Leaving Elites Unscathed.

YOU KNOW, THIS SHOCKED FACE IS GIVING IT ALL IT’S GOT TO GIVE:  We Just Got Even More Proof that Stay-At-Home Orders Lethally Backfired.

OH, COME ON. I WAS HOPING TO WASH MY SHOCKED FACE, AND HERE I HAVE TO USE IT AGAIN:  Evidence Mounts — Chauvin Did Not Murder Floyd .

ALL THE EXTREME LEFTISTS ARE:  Uber-left, extremely nasty Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse has a racism problem.

THE FIRST AMENDMENT IS OPPRESSIVE. FREEDOM IS OPPRESSION. OR SOMETHING:  Today’s blacklisted American: Eric Clapton, for daring to express his own opinions.

WE SHOULDN’T GIVE THEM A SINGLE MORE WORD:  Word Up: Liberal Linguistic Lunacy.

Point and laugh, and refuse to use their ridiculous speech deformations.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED. BEHOLD MY SHOCKED FACE:  Biden DOJ Nominee Worked With Hunter Biden at Law Firm That Represented Burisma.

AND NOW SOME OF THOSE GRIFTERS’ SECOND COUSINS WILL HAVE TO FIND A JOB:  UN Fury: World Leaders Just Failed to Deliver $100 Billion / Year Climate Deal.

LEFTISTS KILL EVERYTHING FOR FUN AND PROFIT:  LPGA Moves Portland Tournament to Suburb Due to Homeless Concerns.

GOOD:  Senate Republicans Use Filibuster to Block Election Reform Bill.

THE TURTLE BOYS WE SHALL ALWAYS HAVE WITH US; AND NO, TWITTER IS NOT THE NATION:  Media meltdown, summer solstice edition: why Twitter is extremely unrepresentative of the public; NYT’s Jonathan Weisman is our Turtleboy of the Month.