BAH:  Biden To OPEC: Please PLEASE Give Us More Oil!

Sarah to the country: Listen up, boys, ignore the sad buffons de derriere* of the Junta and frack for your lives. Frack, boys, frack. Frack like you never fracked before. Fracking will end Putin, and corner China, and if the chauves-souris de la lune* come for you, frack in their faces.

*French language deliberately murdered. It’s the mood that I’m in.