WHY, THOSE THEY HOPE TO USE AS SHOCK TROOPS, OF COURSE:  Who are the Afghans evacuated ?

DON’T AVERT YOUR EYES:  Cone of Silence.

LOOK, THESE ASSCLOWNS WANT TO LOSE TO SOMEONE:  Us, At the Gate.

They’d like it to be the commies or the Islamists. Let’s piss them off. Make them lose to America.

(And before someone says we’re not barbarians? By their lights, we are. We don’t believe in 57 genders and 23 forms of oppression.  And that’s fine. Their walled cities stink to high heavens. We’re the barbarians pounding on the gates.)

YOU CAN RELY ON THE GOVERNMENT TO TAKE CARE OF YOU – TRUST ‘EM!   Vet’s body was found in stairwell of VA facility after disappearing.

Anymore the only thing the government does well is take your money and do crazy things with it. Oh, and make everything worse.

I BEGIN TO SUSPECT THAT LIBERAL INSTITUTIONS ARE NOT GOOD PLACES TO WORK:  Apple fires manager for alleged leaks after sexism claims.

A WORTHY ENDEAVOR:  List of lawyers for fighting mask and vaccine mandates.

FEDERAL HELP MOSTLY DOESN’T:  Farmers restore native grasslands as groundwater disappears.

WELL! GOOGLE IS A SYSTEM OF WHITE IDIOCY:  Google Employee Education Program Teaches That America is a ‘System of White Supremacy’.

IT’S ALL POLITICAL THEATER:  Postal Workers Reject Biden “Requirements”.

Then again, I reject Biden’s everything. Who is he to me that he can give me orders? It’s not like he’s the real president. (I don’t mean he’s not my president. He’s nobody’s president. He was never elected. Yes, he went through a form of swearing in. And? I can swear on a Bible to be a good world Empress. It doesn’t make it so.)

I’VE HAD OCCASION TO SCOLD TOM FOR HIS SPELLING, BUT:  Some Now Pushing $26 Per Hour Minimum Wage.

“Unserious” is the weirdest way to spell “raving lunatics” that I’ve ever come across.

OH, BOY, HOW MANY TIMES WILL THEY BURN DOWN THE REICHSTAG?  DC Police Prep for Sept. 18th Rally Supporting Arrested Jan. 6 Capitol Protesters.

Is this the “insurrection variant Delta”?
Dear idiots, when the boog comes, it won’t be telegraphed.

AMERICA: PUT THIS B*TCH UNDER HOUSE ARREST NOW:  Dr. Leana Wen: Mandate Doesn’t Go Far Enough, You Cannot Travel Without a Vaccine.

She should be forbidden from leaving her house until she explains to the satisfaction of a normal human being what “natural rights” means.

THE RACISTS SELF-IDENTIFY:  L.A. Times Uses Photo Making It Look Like Larry Elder Slapped a Woman.

ME? Quo usque tandem abutere, Bidentia, patientia nostra? 

Or in other words: even with all the painting, cleaning, etc, I’m having a heck of a time keeping the inner berserker down.

ALSO SCIENCE SHOULD BE QUESTIONED:  Science And Politics Belong Apart.

If you can’t question it? It’s not science, it’s religion.

HE’S RIGHT YOU KNOW?  It’s all Bullshit and we’re Fucked.

THEY’RE BUILDING SEPARATE DRINKING FOUNTAINS NEXT WEEK:  A COVID testing facility in Colorado reveals the con behind the panic.

I HOPE THEY LIKE DICK PICS:  Australian state begins use of app that dispatches police if you don’t prove your location with selfie within 15 minutes of random check.

NAH. THIS WAS PLANNED:  Afghanistan fiasco may have been the result of blackmail.
see:  We’re Living In the Stupidest Plot.

LET’S SEND GRETA THUNBERG* TO YELL AT THEM:  23/25 Top GHG Emitting Cities are in Red China.

What? A little cruelty in the service of humor won’t hurt.

*I want it to mean mountain of tuna, but I’m too lazy to look up tuna in Swedish.

ROFL:  Aussie ABC: The Southern Annular Mode Ozone Recovery Ate our Global Warming.

NAH. AFGHANISTAN WAS PLANNED:  This is how we f**k up something like Afghanistan so badly.

This? This is just retarded.

DUH:  Why are people shocked by this? The scorpion always stings.

IT’S THE LEFT. HYSTERICS IS WHAT THEY DO:  Pro-Choice Apparently Means Pro-Hysterics, Too.

THERE’S MORE THAN THAT. THEY’RE ALL BIG:  Biden’s six Afghanistan Big Lies.

But I do appreciate the effort.