I WON’T EITHER:  Rand Paul Won’t Take Covid Jab; Outrage Ensues.

The more they scream I have to, the less likely I am to.

OH, SO MANY CHOICES:  Biden to Skip Notre Dame Commencement. Why?

Let me see:
The animatronics wouldn’t extend that far.

At some point or other the auditorium has been blessed, and it would make the reanimated corpse of Joe Biden fall to pieces.

Allergy to holy symbols (his boss, after all, demanded a cross be covered, before he got on the podium. Yeah, I know PR. Probably.)

I could do this all night.

Probably, most likely, because he can’t stand public scrutiny, being mostly mentally gone.  BUT speculation is so much fun.

BEFORE HE FOUND SUCCESS WITH COMMIE AGITPROP, STEINBECK WROTE PULP:  Professor urges Steinbeck estate to publish secret werewolf novel.

Like the Wokies of today, it would be better for him and society if he’d remained a writer of stuff people want to read, as opposed to a writer of propaganda the school crams down your head.  I could start reeling off names, but it’s late, and I need to go to bed soonish. Like, before tomorrow night, which is what it would take to list them all.

HOW TO BE HUMAN: AN AUTISTIC MAN’S GUIDE TO LIFE:  Rhodes scholar on how autism makes his brain work differently.

To be fair, I don’t think anyone laughs at professional comedians anymore. And the entire population can’t be autistic. It’s possible these people are simply not funny.

OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS FINALLY ENDED:  National Guard troops to return home from US Capitol this week.

However, I’m starting to detect signs that the long leftist nightmare is just beginning, as the nation, every man jack of them, gives the woke vanguard a loud and moist raspberry.
These people hate being ignored. Particularly when they seized all the institutions that should (in their minds) mean power. Boy, are they in for a surprise as we build under, build over, build around.

MORE LIKE PRIVATE — AND VERY STUPID — FABULISTS:  How anti-Trump ‘Steele dossier’ exposed world of ‘private spies’.

Seriously. The left made America lose IQ points with this nonsense.

INDEED:  Monica Lewinsky has priceless response to dumbest question ever asked,

NO ONE EVER NEEDED FIRST AMENDMENT PROTECTIONS TO SAY THEY LOVED MOM:  Free Speech Is A Thing Of The Past.

I’d also like to remind you, ladies, gentlemen and small flightless birds that they can’t arrest us all.

FROM ALMA T. C. BOYKIN:  Wolf of the World: The Elect: Story the First.

One searches for oil. The other searches for revenge.

Gregor watches Americans searching for oil in Carpathian Poland. As the Americans grow frustrated by their lack of success, Gregor grows fascinated by Linda, the petrogeologist. His master, Lord Ivan Bethlán, shares that fascination, and demands that Gregor bring Linda to him.

Linda just wants to find oil and get home to Houston. She does not care for being watched – or stalked – and confronts the large black dog haunting the woods near the survey team’s camp. Taken by his politeness and excellent German, Linda starts to wonder. Why is he so well-spoken? And who is the master who Gregor will not name?

A geologist and a Calvinist werewolf must join forces to stop a monster.

A dark fantasy with romance elements.

THE SYMBOLS CONNECT US TO THE PAST:  Symbolism and the Function of Tradition.

(And the painting with it is somehow very cheering.)

I HEARD FROM SOMEONE WHO WORKED FOR HER SHE’S INCOMPETENT, LAZY AND OBSESSED WITH FASHION:  Kamala Harris can’t keep staff.

BAN THE IEA:  Ban All New Gas Boilers By 2025 Say IEA.

AS RELIABLE AS THE IMPERIAL INSTITUTE’S PROJECTION OF THE DEATHS BY COVID:  Projecting manmade climate change: scenarios to 2050.

HOLD ON TO THE MEANINGS:  The Meaning of Words.

THEY LIVE IN A WORLD OF MAKE BELIEVE:  Too Many Celebrities Actively Condone or Support Violence.

FACEBOOK CAN’T HELP BUT MAKE ITSELF RIDICULOUS:   FaceBook Jail Changes a Man.

THE MORE THEY PUSH, THE HARDER THE BACKLASH WILL BE:  The Message Is Loud And Clear: Comply Or Be Destroyed.

FROM MARS…. BECAUSE SHE’S CLEARLY AN ALIEN:  Chicago Mayor Lightfoot Reportedly Only Granting Interviews to ‘Black or Brown Journalists’.

PIPELINES ARE OKAY IF THEY’RE IN OTHER COUNTRIES, BECAUSE GREEN NUDE HEEL, REEEE:  Nordstream 2: Biden Admin Set to Waive Sanctions on Russian-German Gas Pipeline.

BECAUSE IT’S THEIR FAULT HE’S LAME:  Biden Calls Coast Guard Cadets a ‘Dull Class’ When They Didn’t Laugh at His Joke.

GOOD:   Legal Insurrection Foundation Files Opposition to Education Dept. Proposal To Inject 1619 Project and Kendiism Into Schools.

IF THEY DIDN’T HAVE DOUBLE STANDARDS, THEY WOULDN’T HAVE STANDARDS AT ALL:  Biden Threatens To Run Over The Sycophants.

THIS WILL END IN TEARS:  Military Begins Purge Of Extremists From Ranks.

FROM M. C. A. HOGHARTH:  Second.

Ensign Taylitha Basil wasn’t sure what to expect when her ship dropped her off at the officer training retreat at Quickwater Preserve. A hike up the mountain? She’s not much of a hiker. A trip down it in a canoe? Even worse, she’s not a great swimmer. An obnoxious peer who put himself in charge? An and Bast preserve her.

SO, WHAT YOU’RE SAYING IS: THEY AREN’T EXTINCT:  Rare orange-eyed owl spotted for the first time in more than 125 years.