OKAY, I DO REALIZE SPELLING IS HARD:  Retract Every Russian Collusion Story and Fire Everyone Who Wrote Them.

But I still say “fire” is a mighty funny way to spell “defenestrate with prejudice”

THIS:  Trump Is Necessary to Restore Two-Party Rule.

IT’S FASCINATING: The otherization of unvaccinated people is proceeding quickly.

If it were happening in another century, that is. Right now? It’s revolting and terrifying.

PRAY FOR THE KENOSHA KID:  Doubling Down on Victim Blaming.

THESE “ENGINEERS” COULDN’T ASSEMBLE A TINKER TOY:  The Climate Change Social Engineering Project

Much less a society. Remember not to ascribe the enemy magical powers, okay?

NO ONE SANE:  Who’s Surprised That Kamala Harris Is Toxic?

CANCELLING THE US ENABLES THE BAD ACTORS:  Russia confirms and defends anti-satellite test.

THE TREE OF LIBERTY IS GETTING THIRSTY:  House Judiciary Committee Receives Whistleblower Documents Showing DOJ and FBI are Using Domestic Terrorism Taskforce to Monitor Parents.

LET’S HOPE THE BABYLON BEE ISN’T USING ITS TIME MACHINE FOR THIS HEADLINE:  U.S. Military Switches To Swords And Bows To Meet Carbon Neutral Goals.

I’m laughing. No, really. These are tears of laughter. And that’s not a scream of terror. It’s laughter, really.

THE NERVE OF SOME MILLIONAIRES!  Ronald Lauder plans to save city’s gifted and talented program.

What nerve to think he can do better with his own money than by giving it to the government, for its unimpeachable goals. (Impeachment is too good for them.)

KEEP YOUR CLOTHES AND WEAPONS WHERE YOU CAN FIND THEM IN THE DARK:  The Ten Stages of Genocide Are Hitting a Little Too Close to Home.

PRIVACY? YOU DON’T NEED NO STINKING PRIVACY!  Texas high school removes bathroom doors due to safety concerns.

When you don’t punish the guilty, you punish everyone.

OKAY, OKAY, THEY’RE THIS STUPID:  White House messaging chaos inadvertently reveals the sinister intentions of Biden’s puppet masters.

But also evil.

THIS WILL END IN TEARS:  Biden Admin Plans To Make Gas Even More Expensive Because You’re Not Poor Enough Yet.

If they’re lucky, we’ll punch air holes in the containers, when we ship them to Xi.

OH THEY’RE GOING TO TRY:  Tyrannical Technocrats Are Transforming ‘Emergency Powers’ Into Permanent Powers.

But the people have had enough. Buy popcorn.

NO ONE IS THIS STUPID:  White House Now Blaming Unvaccinated Children for High Inflation.

ON THE CONTRARY:  These People are Not Stable.

They’re very stable racists. Immutable, even.

DISBAND IT. SALT THE EARTH:  FBI Server Hacked, Results in Over 100,000 Spam Emails.

Whatever the FBI is good at, it’s not at any of its authorized functions.

THE STUPID TRYING TO DEFEND THE IDIOTIC:  Psaki Tries to Defend Harris After CNN Exposes White House VP Chaos.

THEIR FAULT FOR FRAUDING HER IN:  Kamala Harris Is Terrible, The Media Admits Out Loud.

Oh, pardon me. “Fortifying” her in.

OH, DEAR LORD:  Beto 3.0 Runs Again.

HE WAS OFFENSIVE THROUGHOUT:  Rittenhouse Prosecutor Commits Offenses In Closing.

NO ONE CAN BE THIS STUPID:  Media: Inflation Isn’t A Big Deal Because You Got Money During Pandemic.

BECAUSE THEY’RE PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO CONFRONT THE DARKNESS WITHIN: Why The Left Always Projects.

EVERY SUNDAY I PUT UP A PROMO POST FOR (MOSTLY) INDIE AUTHORS:  Book Promo And Vignettes by Luke, Mary Catelli and ‘Nother Mike.

There’s also a fun vignette-writing challenge, in a friendly and encouraging environment where many have accidentally started novels.