NEWS YOU CAN — AND PROBABLY SHOULD — USE:  Your earbuds are gross — here’s how to clean them the right way.

OH, AND IN CASE YOU WONDER WHAT I ACTUALLY SOUND LIKE:  Episode 101: Sarah A. Hoyt.

Two things:

For those who do know what I sound like: I do say Moose and Squirrel near the end.

Be aware once you hear my accent, it can’t be un-heard. You’ll find yourself hearing it when you read these nightly postings, for good or ill.

IN CASE YOU WONDER WHY I’VE BEEN ABSENT SO MUCH THESE LAST TWO WEEKS:  Do not be alarmed.

THAT’S NOT COVID, WHICH MOST COLD VIRUSES ARE. THAT’S GOVERNMENTAL PROPAGANDA:  Hallucinations and headaches: Seven ways COVID can affect your brain.

Not to mention pains where I sit. The government is good for that too.

AT THIS POINT THE ONLY QUESTION IS STUPIDITY? MALICE? OR BOTH?  Friday Thoughts: Mandates.

WELL, I HOPE THEY’RE PINING FOR THE FJORDS:  Rep. Clyburn says Dems’ voting reform bills on ‘life support’ — but not dead.

I mean, Scandinavians might know what to do about them.

NOW? NOW? NOW?  Kamala Harris is now officially a joke.

RIGHT NOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CONSPIRACY AND NEWS IS 2 WEEKS:  Conspiracies as Realities, Realities as Conspiracies.

THERE IS NO RATIONAL REASON FOR THIS:  Aussie Climate Activists Still Rejecting Nuclear Power.

SO. I NEED TO GO SHOPPING:  Vaccine Mandate for Cross Border Trucking Now in Effect, Mandate for Domestic Trucking Begins in a Week, Prepare Your Affairs Accordingly.

BEHOLD, MY SHOCKED FACE:  The EU has lost its mind: Private jet/yacht emissions are totally fine, the rest of you can go cuddle your cats to stay warm.

Also, I wish to enjoin our EU friends to learn some vital French.  To wit “Aristo, Aristo, ala lanterne.”  It tends to have salutary effects on this kind of jumped up self-importance amid self-regarding elites.

LET ME BE RIGHTLY UNDERSTOOD, NOTHING IS WORSE FOR THE ENVIRONMENT THAN MARXISM:  Claim: “Organized Labor”, “Moderate Democrats” Impeding Californian Climate Efforts.

WHAT THEY SAID:  That senile fucking Jew-hating bastard in chief.

JUST WHEN YOU THINK THIS IS THE STUPIDEST TIMELINE:  Teacher alleges she was fired for not ‘meowing’ back at student who identifies as a cat.

It gets dumber.

NEVER HAD A MORE PATHETIC FUHRER HAD MORE EAGER SYCOPHANTS:  Big Tech Accelerates Politicized Purge As Biden Issues “Special Plea”.

OH? WELL, WELCOME TO THE PARTY PALS:  CNN Skewers Biden’s Voter Suppression Lies. Yes, CNN.

GIVEN THIS AMOUNTED TO A BIO-WEAPON RELEASE BY CHINA:  The New Fauci Emails May Be Even More Damning Than You Think.

And that they’re already our declared enemy, can we call it treason now? And treat it appropriately?

BEHOLD! MY SHOCKED FACE:  U-Haul Growth Index Confirms Blue to Red State Exodus.

CREEPY FICTION:  Glutton By Ken Lizzi.

THERE ARE ALTERNATIVES:  The Way We Watch Now.

WE KNOW:  Climate Change Weekly #422: Being a Climate Alarmist Means Never Having to Admit You’re Wrong.

BUT BUT BUT THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED!  Nearly 140 Scientific Papers Detail The Minuscule Effect CO2 Has On Earth’s Temperature.

NEWS FLASH: CRIME FAMILIES COMMIT CRIMES:  Nancy Pelosi’s son linked to five shady companies probed by feds: report.

HE’S THE FOUNDER OF THE COLLEGE’S “INSTITUTE FOR THE STUDY OF ACADEMIC RACISM”:  Professor mocks students as ‘vectors of disease’ in profane tirade.

Of course, the race he hates is “Human.”

A LOT OF THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR DECADES:  The Great Liquidation.

And yet I’m going to bet we survive and thrive.

In the end, we win, they lose. There is no other option.

Also mostly what’s dying, save for direct attacks on our energy grid — and I’m going to bet those don’t last, because they can’t — is the “new state” (I speak advisedly, and those who know my background know exactly what I mean) of FDR, a massive and corrupt beast that should have died decades ago, but was protected from view and attack by the corrupt media and entertainment.

Sure, when the dinosaurs fall the ground trembles. But there’s plenty of opportunities for mammals. Be neither afraid nor blinded by the “apocalyptic inevitability.” This is not the end. This is not even the end of the beginning.