WAY TO INSULT YOUR PUBLIC:  Cheney Says Wyoming Voters Are “Crazies”.

Honestly, the only thing that surprises me is that she’s not writing feminist science fiction or something like that.

DUMB OR HATEFUL? OR BOTH?  Rep. Cori Bush Doubling Down on ‘Defund the Police’ Despite Requests From Fellow Progressives.

HOW TO TELL ME THE DEMOCRATS ARE ROBBING ME:  Inflation Increased 7.5% Over Past 12 Months, Hitting a 40-Year High.

Without telling me the democrats are robbing me.

I WANT NPR TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT PEOPLE WITH THORAZINE LYING IN WAIT FOR THEIR EMPLOYEES:  NPR Wants You to be Concerned About Which Skin Color Emoji You Should Use.

Look, mental health in this country is a mess.  And sometimes emergency thorazine shots are obviously needed. NPR just seems to be screaming “Thorazine, for the love of heaven, thorazine. We can’t find reality with two hands and a seeing eye dog!”

THE WEIRD THING IS THAT EVERYONE KNOWS MASKS DID NOTHING:  Even Politico Knows the Democrats Change of Heart on Masks is a Farce.

So, why die on this very weird hill.

Oh, yeah. okay. Brain the size of a walnut.

THE NORTH CAROLINA ELECTIONS BORN NEEDS AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT:  North Carolina Elections Board Claims it Has Power to Bar Rep. Madison Cawthorn From Running Over January 6th.

Unfortunately the flailing, dying dinosaur that’s leftist ideology hasn’t figured it out yet.  Probably because it takes so long to reach its brain which is, of course, the size of a walnut.

AND I FOR ONE AM HAPPY:  We Live Profoundly Unnatural Lives.

GOOD. i HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THEIR HAVING SEX WITH THE CLIMATE:   Politico: 97% of Left Leaning Voters Want Climate Action.

Just don’t do it in the street and scare the horses.  Oh, that’s not what they meant? Then I encourage them to have sex with themselves. In the privacy of their own homes, and off zoom cameras. Just leave us alone while they do it.

WEREN’T WE ALREADY? I MEAN ANYONE WHO DISSENTS FROM THE NARRATIVE:  Are Climate Skeptics the Next to be Declared Terrorists?

Yo, DHS, thought it not terrorism. Suppressing the first Amendment, OTOH….. Y’all do remember we’re Americans, right?

THEY FORGOT ABOUT LANDING, KIDNAPPING US AND DOING STUFF TO OUR BUTTS:   These are all the ways scientists believe aliens could contact us.

Possibly because to the journalists writing on this topic, this is “Saturday night.”

HOW MANY UNDERAGE PROSTITUTES DOES HUNTER NEED?  Government hiring is behind Biden’s job growth.

ABOLISH THEM AND SALT THE EARTH:  IG Opens Investigation into Allegations That U.S. Capitol Police Have Been Illegally Spying on GOP Lawmakers.

ABOUT TIME:  Pushback: Oral surgeon sues state for shutting down his practice for refusing COVID shots.

KIM IS RIGHT:  Quote Of The Day.

I will add that the bombing of Dresden also didn’t make Dresden look ridiculous.

OH, AND, SURE, THIS WILL MAKE US TRUST YOU:  DHS:  American Thought Police.

GENTLEMEN AND LADIES OF THE DHS: DHS issues heightened terror threat citing ‘mis- dis- and mal-information’ on election fraud and COVID-19.

I am a libertarian. Sowing distrust in the government is what I do. It is, as you’d say, my ecological niche. You’d not want to mess with the environment, would you?

WELL, OF COURSE THEY DID:   They Did It Again, White House Jen Psaki Proactively Frames Media for Tomorrow Inflation Data.

If you still believe anything out of these derriere chapeaux clowns mouths you might be incapable of learning.

I WANT TO POINT OUT I HAVE NEVER SLEPT WITH MURICAN WIMMINS:  Damn Immigrants.

And you can’t make me.

On the other hand, I definitely think that the bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should by rights be a convenience store.

REALLY? ARE THEY COMPLETELY INSANE?   Canadian Liberals Deeply Worried They Might Lose COVID and Be Forced to Return to Normal.

Also they should not worry. They couldn’t find “normal” with two hands, a seeing eye dog and sonar.

IT’S NOT JUST MOTHERS:   The mother “realignment”.

The left’s mask is off, and what a hideous face it reveals.

WAIT, CHICAGO HAS REMOTE CLASSES ON CARJACKING?  Chicago Mayor Lightfoot Blames Carjackings on Remote Learning.

Is that an elective, or core work?

THE ESTABLISHMENT IS LOSING ITS MIND ALL OVER:  Ottawa Police Use Physical Force to Arrest Great-Grandfather, 78, for Honking in Support of Freedom Convoy.

LOOK, I JUST WANT THE EU TO STOP WITH THE VACCINE PASSPORTS, OKAY?  Sweden, Some German States Lift Most COVID Restrictions.

I have elderly family I need to see. Though I tell you, right now I’m afraid of leaving the country, because even if things go sour here, I belong here. I don’t want to be stranded overseas. It would be a nightmare.

WELL, THIS IS TRUE: You Simply Cannot Parody The Biden Administration.

The dirty truth is that the so called “Biden administration” is a multi-year grant-funded experiment run by a cabal of night club comedians.

THAT’S THE FAMOUS BLUES MUSICIAN, BLIND CALICO MOGGY:  Blind cat mesmerizes social media with ‘cosmic moon’ eyes.