RATS AND SINKING SHIPS:  More Biden Administration Staffers Leaving the White House.

They’re looking around, they’re going “you know, there’s a lot of lampposts in this town.”

CALEXIT NOW!  Southern California Water District Installing Flow Restrictors in Homes of “Water Wasters”.

They want to be Cuba, we should let them be. But not as one of our states.

BY MAKING THIS MORE TRANSGRESSIVE, FEMINISM MAKES IT MORE COMPELLING:  More women than men turned on by ‘aggressive’ porn: study.

In fact it was the only reason I could figure out for the success of Fifty Shades of Gray.

MISINFORMATION DEFINED: DOES NOT FIT THE OFFICIAL NARRATIVE:  YouTube deletes Post interview with judge’s son who stormed Capitol, citing ‘misinformation’.

ALAS, IT’S A RECORD DESTINED TO BE BROKEN:  New Jersey gas prices top $5 a gallon for first time ever.

NEWS YOU CAN (ESPECIALLY IN THIS ECONOMY) USE:  8 foods you can safely eat even if they’re past their best before date.

INDEED:  The Ukraine War: After a third month of fighting the battlelines clarify.

OH THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR … 50 YEARS. NOW IT’S OUT IN THE OPEN:  Today’s blacklisted American: Georgetown University succeeds in blacklisting conservative for having opinions.

AND EVERYONE CAN SEE IT:  Progressives are evil gun-grabbing idiots.

THE QUESTION OF COURSE IS HOW BIG IS THE MARGIN OF CHEAT? IN 2020 IT WAS OVERWHELMING:  “It’s the economy, stupid”: Polls predict 80-year D blowout #dontGetCocky; Sri Lanka as a cautionary tale for the USA, others.

FANTASY ENERGY DOESN’T KEEP YOU FROM FREEZING IN WINTER:  More on Energy Fantasy Versus Reality in Woke-Land.

MODELS AND OTHER FAIRYTALES:  Model vs Model: Is the North Atlantic Current Collapsing?

THE LAST TWO YEARS HAVE UPENDED EVERYTHING, INCLUDING RELIGION:  Very Interesting.

AND THEN THEY OBJECT TO US CALLING THEM NON-PLAYER-CHARACTERS:  Yes this all seems collegial and collaborative and most of all fun.

HE’S RIGHT, YOU KNOW:  Another Washington Compost article that has aged like fine milk in hot sun.

THE TRADITIONAL TITLES FOR THIS ARE “KEPT WOMAN”, “PECULIAR,” “CONVENIENT:”   I quit my job to be a full-time girlfriend: Get fit, cook and you can too.

Listen to the advice of someone who has read a lot of historical biographies: before you give up the day job, make sure you have a ring and a license. Or at least a contract. Not only didn’t you invent this, your reinvention of the wheel is square.

HE’S DEFENDING HIMSELF AGAINST REALITY:  Biden utilizes Defense Production Act for solar panels?

WHAT DO THESE THREE THINGS HAVE IN COMMON?  Americans say gas prices, economy will dictate midterm election votes.

Oh, yeah: let’s go Brandon!

PETA ONLY OBJECTS BECAUSE THESE WORK:  Target, Dollar Tree stop selling glue traps for rodents.

TANSTAAFL:  Paying the Price.

WIN SOME:  Victory against blacklisting: School district drops attempt to punish children for using wrong pronouns.

BACKDOOR. SHE SAID BACKDOOR:  Pete Buttigieg’s tour de force of fatuousness, dishonesty, and backdoor socialism.

THE GOOD THING IS THAT I’M SURE G-D HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR:  Methodist Church’s First Drag Queen Pastor: ‘God Is Nothing’.

And he knows this creature is nothing.

OKAY, BUT WHY IS THIS NEEDED?  Texas State Rep to File Legislation Banning Drag Shows For Children.

I’m not disputing it happens. Of course it does. What I’m saying is:Why does the left feel the need to do this. I followed a thread on twitter, and every leftist NPC would come in and say it was a beautiful thing, because if kids wanted to do this when they grew up, they’d know it was accepted.

Okaaaay. So, in case the little boy grows up to dress like a vaguely offensive and cartoonish portrayal of a “woman”, it’s really important to have him know at three that this is okay? Why? What else are we going to expose them to before five? Wearing chicken costumes? Ministry of silly walks? Putting carrots up their noses? I mean, they might want to do that as adults, and we certainly don’t want them to think that’s frowned upon.  Perhaps we should add wearing clown shoes and spouting Marxist talking points to this curriculum. After all, if we’re lucky, by the time the kids are grown Marx will be frowned upon.

LET’S GO BRANDON:  Brandon Strikes Again! Gas Prices Double on Sleepy Joe’s Watch.