SURE. BECAUSE CRAZY PERSON, WE’RE NOT A GOOD COUNTRY. MAKES SENSE:  Kapler To Skip National Anthem In Light Of Uvalde Tragedy.

In clown world.

THIS JUST IN: BIDEN ISN’T ABSOLUTE:  Biden: 2nd Amendment Isn’t Absolute.

SURE BRANDON, MESS AROUND AND FIND OUT:  Biden Says He Will “Do Something” While In Uvalde.

AS WE SHOULD:  Remembering the fallen.

THE RIGHT ALL OTHER RIGHTS PROTECT:  The right to be an a**hole.

And if you don’t think it’s important, you don’t understand the Bill of Rights at all.

ISRAEL CHAIM:  Jerusalem Day: 50,000 Flag-Waving Israelis March Through The Old City, Defying Hamas Terror Threats.

AS IT SHOULD BE:  West Virginia: Legally-Armed Woman Saves Lives By Shooting Would-be Mass Shooter.

And why constitutional carry is so important. A pack, not a herd.

THE THANK YOUS WERE FROM ACTORS DISPERSED IN THE CROWD:  Joe Biden Receives Mixture of Boos, Jeers, and ‘Thank Yous’ During Visit to Uvalde.

No, I have no proof. Or even any reason to say that other than refusing to believe human beings can be that dumb, but would it shock you, really?

YOUR GOVERNMENT AT WORK:  Massive New Mexico Wildfire Traced to U.S. Forest Service Planned Burns.

IF YOU SUFFER, GAIA WILL BE APPEASED, AND YOUR BETTERS CAN KEEP THEIR PRIVATE JETS:  Majority of American Families Have Canceled Vacation Plans Due to Inflation.

UPDATE (FROM GLENN): Team Biden might be purposefully grinding down the middle class.

THE BABYLON BEE. TOMORROW’S NEWS TODAY:  Parents Begin Disguising School Buildings As The Capitol So Congress Will Spend Billions To Protect Them.

WHICH IS WHAT THE REAL STORIES ARE ABOUT:  Absolutely unique, just like everyone else.

YOU DON’T HAVE TIME FOR ME TO TELL YOU:  Just how crazy are these people?

IT WILL ACTUALLY RESULT IN PEOPLE BURNING ANY WOOD THEY CAN REACH:  Biden grants Earth ‘climate stability’ through higher gas prices according to 2012 New York Times OpEd – NYT claimed massive increase in gas prices would ‘result in climate stability’.

IT’S LOWER THAN THAT. MOST OF US LIE TO POLLSTERS:  Biden’s approval rating sets a new record…

SARGENT MOM DOES GOOD HEADLINES:  A Farrago of Fail.

PEOPLE ARE GROWING VEGETABLES AND CHICKENS:  Regarding the upcoming food crisis.

And by people I mean me. Well, vegetables. Chickens would require me to not be allergic to feathers.

A SMALL POTATO MIGHT BE WORSE:  Kamala Isn’t That Bad, Reporter Insists After Poll.

Look, it depends. Is the potato at least cooked, does it have butter?

THEY ARE WHERE THEY ARE FOR ETHNICITY AND SEX, NOT COMPETENCE:  The Unbearable Derp Of AOC.

SUFFER PEASANTS. GAIA IS ANGRY:  UDSA Raises Food Price Forecast to Highest Level in 42 Years, Third Wave of U.S. Food Inflation Will Dwarf Prior Price Increases.

THE FICUS IS MAKING OIL EXPENSIVE, IS ALL:  America’s Pain at the Pump is Due to The ‘Incredible Transition That is Taking Place,’ Biden Admits.

Their sacred writ promises that if you have to pay a lot more for gas, you’ll move to the city, and live in a tiny apartment, and take the bus everywhere.  All of you. I mean. You can take the bus out to your farm and…. what?

Yeah. Their sacred writ was written by Occasional Cortex. On the bathroom wall. And I wouldn’t look too closely on what she wrote it with.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT PLANET THIS PERSON IS FROM:  Wind and Solar Will Have to Wait.

Sure. Wind and solar won’t work, but trying to revive the 70s lie that we’re running out of oil to give coverage to the heinous behavior of the administration is as much a non-starter as telling us there was no fraud on the 20 elections. Dudes, give it up. We saw it happening, in front of G-d and everybody. Preventing people from drilling from oil and limiting oil transport is not an oil shortage. It’s criminal behavior designed to destroy this country. Next he’s going to say the border just can’t be defended. (Spits.) Where do these pudding heads come from?

WHAT IT IS IS A LOT CLEARER THAN IT USED TO BE: Something’s Happening Here.

THIS IS NOT NEW:  Passing the port from left to right at the Science Fiction Writers of America dinner.

They’ve lost the plot. The plot, the characters, the ability to string words, and their minds. But they still got their wokeness to keep them warm.

FORCING YOU TO PROCLAIM AN OPINION IN UNISON WITH OTHERS TO KEEP A JOB:  “By refusing to take part in this collective operation”.

Particularly an opinion that has nothing to do with your job.  Hey, lefties? Nineteen eighty four? Not an instruction manual!