YOU’RE GONNA WANT TO KEEP TRACK OF THOSE SERVING UP THOSE SH** SANDWICHES WE WERE GIVEN:  Who is Vijaya Gadde, the Twitter exec involved in censoring Post’s Hunter Biden laptop bombshell?

IF YOU WEREN’T AWARE OF THE WOOL BEING PULLED OVER OUR EYES IT’S ONLY BECAUSE YOU’RE WITH THE SHEEP:   Hunter Biden laptop bombshell: Twitter invented reason to censor Post’s reporting.

TAR, FEATHERS: ASSEMBLY REQUIRED:  Planned Parenthood director claims kids ‘sexual beings’ from birth, promotes porn literacy.

THERE NEED TO BE HOUSE HEARINGS TO ASK THESE RICH LAWYERS WHY THEY LOOTED FUNDS MEANT FOR THE POOR:  Federal Pandemic Program Forgave $809 Million in PPP Loans to White-Shoe Law Firms: Watchdog.

GEEZE – WHO’D HAVE THOUGHT SUPPRESSING OIL PRODUCTION IN AMERICA WOULD DRIVE UP PRICES?  Oil Industry Executive Warns of Another ‘Major’ Crisis in the Coming Weeks.

HOW DARE THEY REALISTICALLY REPRESENT BLACKS AS COMPLEX THREE-DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS?  Tim Burton’s ‘Wednesday’ called ‘racist’ for casting black actors as bullies.

I HAVE BEEN RELIABLY ASSURED THAT THE BORDER IS “SECURE”:  ICE needs to get its act together as migrants freeze waiting for help — do something, Joe!

The open border is an attractive nuisance. Joe is responsible for every single one of those deaths. And the rapes. And the trafficked women and children. And the drugs.

IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE IS OUT IN DANGEROUS PLACES WHERE GUNS ARE FORBIDDEN, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER THESE FOR CHRISTMAS:  Hairborne Defenses.

Oh, yeah, they also have facebook and discord.

FOR A REVIEW GO: here.

Of course, you might have to convince your at-risk loved one to grow her/his hair. Or get a wig. ;) But seriously, I have a couple.

I DON’T EVEN MIND THAT THE LEFT IS ALL JUST-SO STORIES. IT’S THAT THE STORIES MAKE NO SENSE:  Bad Feminist World Building.

THEY CAN’T WIN. wE CAN LOSE, BUT THEY CAN’T WIN:  Don’t Be So Sure That The Climate Extremists Have “Won”.

WHAT CAN’T GO ON, WON’T:  The World as We Know It Ends If It Can’t Find Its Bearings.

THAT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL KIN: America’s Authoritarians Echo Chinese and Iranian Tyranny.

THE ONLY WOMAN IN AMERICA LESS LIKEABLE THAN HILARY CLINTON:  Beware — Michelle Obama’s Book Launch of her 2024 Campaign.

Of course, when you have fraud, you don’t need likeability.

IS KNOWING SOMETHING ABOUT THE PELOSIS AS LETHAL AS KNOWING SOMETHING ABOUT THE CLINTONS?   ‘Where’s Miguel?’: NBC News Reporter Behind Retracted Paul Pelosi Report Remains Off-Air.

ALWAYS DO WHEN DEMOCRATS GET CONTROL, RIGHT?  Gun Related Homicides of Black Men Climb to Rates Not Seen Since the 1990s.

FOR REAL?   Appeals Court: Feds Can Keep All Records Seized In Mar-a-Lago Raid, And There’s Nothing Trump Can Do About It.

TO BE FAIR, THEY’RE TRYING TO BLACKLIST ALL AMERICANS:  Today’s blacklisted American: Princeton considering blacklisting John Witherspoon, Founding Father and signer of the Declaration of Independence.

THERE’S NOTHING LIKE TIMELY ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF ERROR:  Twitter’s ex-safety chief Yoel Roth finally admits mistake of censoring Post’s Hunter Biden scoop.

Which this ain’t. Also, they’ll do the same again, given half a chance. Remember that.

I HAVE A COFFEE IV DRIP ON A TIMER:  Sleepyheads need these three habits to get rid of grogginess: study.

And there’s always puppy smoothi-–  Wait, I’m getting a sign. There are absolutely no puppy smoothies at Instapundit headquarters.

SOMEHOW I DON’T THINK THESE RESULTS WILL MANIFEST AT THE GROCERY OR FAST-FOOD JOINT:  Why a four-day work week could be in your future.

IF YOU NEED SOMETHING NON OFFENSIVE* TO GIVE SOMEONE THIS CHRISTMAS, CONSIDER:  Notebook: Henry Stare (So Sez Henry).

#COMMISSIONEARNED

Yes, Mr. Henry Hayden, Esq is a very photogenic cat. And his image on a notebook is bound to make you wish to write more.

*Okay, so it will offend your aunt who thinks we should spend the money we spend on pets on one legged martians with broken UFOs. But you know what? She deserves to be offended. Buy her three So Sez Henry notebooks.

SOME OF US KNOW THIS. WE ALSO KNOW WE ONLY HAVE A CHOICE OF EVILS:  Apple emerges as a villain in China, shutting down iPhone apps that help protestors.

THIS IS JUST NEAT AND FODDER FOR WRITER RESEARCH:  Deepest underground structures.

THEY SHOULD HAVE READY ALLIES ANYWHERE THAT HUMANS WANT TO SURVIVE:  Climate Change Skeptics Have Ready Allies in Africa.

THEY ALL DO:  “Vector” For Misinformation- Journo Fears Twitter Free Speech.