Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

DO.NOT. MESS. WITH. PEOPLE’S. WORDS:   Goosebumps Books Getting Woke Edits Without Author Approval.

Do you want a pen through the eye? Because this is how you get a pen through the eye. We authors might be soft as pillows. Until you touch our words. And the readers are no slouches, either.

FROM SARAH A. HOYT: BARBARELLA, THE CENTER CANNOT HOLD, #1

#CommissionEarned

A note: for reasons known only to the publisher, this was put in erotica comics. That’s false advertising in both directions. There are suggestions of lovemaking, but nothing is shown, not even full naked breasts. Pfui. PG-13. At worst. In this issue the worst is …. kissing.

Barbarella: The Center Cannot Hold #1 by [Sarah Hoyt, Riccardo Bogani]

BARBARELLA IS BACK IN A NEW STAR-SPANNING EPIC!
BARBARELLA SETS OUT ON A DESPERATE MISSION TO STOP INTERGALACTIC WAR BETWEEN GODLIKE BEINGS!
Beyond the edge of known space lies…the Unnamable. Myth? Gods? Malevolent force? No one knows. No one but the one force in the universe that can stand against the Unnameable: the Architects, hidden guides of our galaxy for untold eons.
Enter Barbarella, on a desperate quest to find and convince the Architects that a war with the Unnameable will spell the death of Every. Living. Thing.
Get ready for tension, excitement, espionage, and the secret of how to defeat an empire. Fun, romance, and cosmic adventure beyond the furthest reaches of the galaxy!

BEFORE YOU PACK YOUR BAGS FOR WHAT LOOKS LIKE GREENER PASTURES:  Running Away.

PRESENTISM IS PARTICULARLY BAD NOW BECAUSE WE’VE BEEN THROUGH A SORT OF SINGULARITY:   Nothing Beyond the Current Moment.

Children raised in the bizarrely affluent present can’t even understand the deprivation of past eras. (Or other places.)