THERE ARE A FEW DOZEN MORE VOTES TO END ‘SANCTUARY CITY’ STATUS:  Hotel set to take NYC migrants abruptly cancels 30 rooms soon-to-be newlyweds booked for their guests.

WELL DAVE, YOU SEE, THEY ELECTED PROGRESSIVES TO RUN THE PLACE:  Dave Chappelle slams San Francisco during surprise comedy show: report.

WHAT CHARGES DO THEY BRING FOR CARRYING COALS TO NEWCASTLE?  Man, 28, Sentenced 9 Years for Bringing Woman to San Diego for Prostitution.

THIS WILL SURELY HELP THE FINANCIAL SECTOR:  Big Banks to Pay Billions More in FDIC Fees After Bank Failures.

MOTHERHOOD AIN’T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE FROM THE CHILD’S PERSPECTIVE, NOR FROM THE VIEW OF THE CHILDLESS:  How Her 3-Year-Old Daughter’s Hardship Changed a Therapist’s Understanding of Motherhood.

I’VE SAID IT. IT MIGHT NOT BE WHAT YOU WANT, BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS:  Trump Likely Wins 2024 Despite ‘Campaign of Lawfare’ Against Him, Historian Says.

And he for sure wins the nomination. The general election… well, he wins too, but winning in 2020 didn’t stick once the vote counters weighed in. So, let’s keep that in mind. The 3rd box might be out of our reach. Even if 300% of the population vote.

I’D HAVE NEVER EXPECTED!  BEHOLD, MY SHOCKED FACE:  10 Men Arrested in Ohio in Human Trafficking Operation, Illegal Immigrant Among Them.

FROM JERRY BOYD:  No Good Deed.

Bob did the neighborly thing, and helped out some folks with a problem. You know it can’t be that easy, right? Things get a little sporty when it comes to how people want to reward him for his actions. Come see how Bob deals with notoriety.

BOSS? IS YOUR  STATE QUITE SAFE?  Tennessee hotel guest wakes up to night manager sucking on his toes: police.

WE’VE NOTICED: Federal law enforcement just straight out lawless.

IT’S AN UNENDING TROVE OF TREASURE, KINDA LIKE THE BIDEN FAMILY PERSONAL PANDORA’S BOX:  Hunter Biden, divorce lawyers sparred over cash from $1M ‘Romania deal,’ laptop emails reveal.

THIS IS KNOWN AS DEPLOYING HER TALENTS WHERE SHE CAN DO LEAST DAMAGE:  ‘Migrant czar’ Kamala Harris to hit up Dem ‘soiree’ as Title 42 lifts.

THAT WAS THEN, THIS IS NOW (TRANSLATION: THEN WE COULD BLAME TRUMP, NOW WE HAVE TO WEAR THE L):  Senate Democrats who backed ending Title 42 in 2020 now want it back.

I TOO AM TRYING TO KICK THE MALAISE:  Back in the Game.

GOOD:  Pushback: Three teachers blacklisted by Rhode Island for refusing the jab score total victory in court.

HE CAN’T FALL LOWER WITH ME. HE’S ALWAYS DOWN BELOW THE FLOOR FOR ME. HAS BEEN FOR YEARS:  Barr-ometer Falling.

BECAUSE WE’RE ALL INSANE:  Marine To Be Charged Over Jordan Neely Subway Incident.

IT’S TIME: 13 States Move for Emergency Relief From Biden Regime’s Open Border Policy.

Alea jacta est.

IF AT FIRST YOU DON’T SUCCEED:  EcoHealth Alliance’s Controversial Bat Coronavirus Research Gets New Funding from Biden.

AS OTHERS HAVE FOUND, ALMOST A CENTURY AGO, IT’S A REALLY BAD IDEA TO WAKE A SLEEPING GIANT:  “The sense that we are losing control of our own country, by the design of politicians, is creating a fury”.

SOMEONE YOU LOVE (LIKE YOUR MOM) BUT HAS TO GO INTO DANGEROUS SITUATIONS, MIGHT FEEL SAFER WITH THESE:  Hairborne Defenses.

It has a commercial!

And you can use the code GHOSTYCAT to save 15% off every order till the 17th.

OKAY, IT’S TIME TO STOP BUYING NARRATIVES: A seventeen year old is not a child. And a “seventeen year old” that came over the border, is probably 30, in point of fact. Sure, hang the Bidenites on their own petard, but don’t buy the story.  Unaccompanied Migrant Child Died in U.S. Custody But White House has Press Briefing on Infrastructure.

Also, “Migrant child” my sore feet. Invader.

THESE PEOPLE FELL IN LOVE WITH BAD SCIENCE FICTION OF THE FIFTIES, AND WANT THEIR PUBLIC REFECTORIES: Democrats Propose Universal School Meals Program Act to End ‘School Lunch Shaming’.

Also, to avoid “embarrassing” people we don’t ask for proof of citizenship or even a photo ID. I’d say it’s time to embarrass people and stop being idiots. No one ever died of shame, but people do die of corrupt elections and government overreach.

PARDON ME BUT THESE DAYS “NOT RIGHT BUT ALSO NOT LEFT” MEANS HARD LEFT, JUST WAITING TO LET IT ALL OUT:  Musk Names Former NBCUniversal Ad Exec Linda Yaccarino as Twitter CEO.

Well, I’ve been too unorganized to pay my $8. Turns out probably a good move. Musk hasn’t thought things through.

BEHOLD, MY SHOCKED FACE!  New Study Reveals Lab-Grown Meat Up to 25 Times Worse for Environment than Beef.