THEY THOUGHT THEY’D HIRED A LIZARD PERSON. THEY DIDN’T WANT A HUMAN BEING:  Today’s blacklisted American: Black DEI administrator fired by college for demanding accuracy and color-blind policies.

MARXISTS SEE A HARD SITUATION AND IMMEDIATELY LOOK AROUND FOR AN OPPRESSOR: No Blame.

They’re unable to understand that sometimes situations just suck.

ANALYSIS: HE’S NOT WRONG:  Reporter who disrupted ‘Ted Lasso’ briefing: ‘WH has colonial mentality’.

“The sign is a sham … a joke,” disgruntled Today News Africa correspondent Simeon Ateba told The Post. “It’s virtue signaling from people who don’t really believe.”

KAMALA NEVER RISES TO ANY OCCASION. ALL HER BEST PERFORMANCE WAS KNEELING:  Biden Not Thrilled That Kamala Isn’t ‘Rising To The Occasion’.

NO? REALLY? HERE IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  House Panel: ‘No Legitimate Basis’ for Biden DOJ Investigating Parents Protesting School Boards.

AT THIS TIME, IN THIS PLACE, THEY’RE STILL TRYING FOR MANDATES? REALLY?  Federal Appeals Court Blocks Biden’s COVID Vaccine Mandate for Federal Workers.

THE WHOLE BIDEN FRAUDOCRACY HAS HURT TRUST IN SCIENCE AND THE INSTITUTIONS:  Study Concludes Nature’s 2020 Endorsement of Biden Hurt Trust in Science.

Maybe they should have thought twice before blithely selling their birthright for a pot of message.

ARE COLLEGES FALLEN THAT FAR:  Hillary Clinton Appears in Cringeworthy Video to Promote Her Upcoming Teaching Gig at Columbia University.

IT’S ALL A CIRCUS, POPULATED BY EVIL CLOWNS:  Alvin Bragg Is Trump’s Legal Sideshow, The Main Ring Is The Mar-a-Lago Classified Documents Case.

ABOUT TIME:  House Republicans Call for Halt to Offshore Wind Projects.

WHEN OUR DEFENSES DEFEND WHAT TOOK OVER:  The Cuckoo In Our Nest.

REALITY IS THAT WHICH WON’T GO AWAY IF YOU IGNORE IT:  Running Slap Up Against Reality.

INDEED:  Here’s why SCOTUS needs to act on qualified immunity.

AND THEY NEED TO GROW UP:  Stanford Law student protestors need lesson in First Amendment.

VEGETABLES FOR THE VEGETABLE:  King Charles is looking to hire a vegan chef at Buckingham Palace.

Why are all low cognition people enamored of veganism. …. it’s like there’s something we need in certain animal derived fats or something.

CLIMATE CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN:  Devastating asteroid hitting the Earth more likely* than previously thought: scientist.

*still not very likely.

I THOUGHT WE’D PASSED “10 YEARS TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING” A GOOD FIFTEEN YEARS AGO (I THINK THEY USE THE SAME CALENDAR AS ‘TWO WEEKS TO FLATTEN THE CURVE”):   ‘nearing point of no return,’ greenhouse gas emissions must be cut: report.

I want them to get India and China to stop greenhouse gases. I want them to film it. I want popcorn.

THAT’LL WARM YOUR GLOBES!  ‘Hellish’ solar tornado erupts 74K miles high: ‘Never seen anything like it’.

NEWS YOU CAN USE:  Parents rave about unexpected beauty item that stops mosquitoes biting.

AS HE SHOULD. THESE RACISTS THINK HIS CHILDREN ARE LESS CAPABLE THAN WHITE KIDS: Black parent blasts school board for lowering standards in name of diversity.

AT LAST WITH GREAT MOUNTAIN OF TUNA’S THEOLOGY DOCTORATE, ENVIRONMENTALISM ADMITS IT’S A RELIGION:  Looking around, springtime edition: Greta Thunberg gets an honorary doctorate in theology?!; Insty on why it should be safe to be impopular; The lapdogification of the Likud.

GOOD:  Pushback: Doctors blacklisted by government for disagreeing on its COVID mandate policies now fighting back.

CALEXIT NOW!  Biden Administration to Use California as Tool to Smash Existence of Diesel Trucks In The U.S.

BEHOLD, MY SHOCKED FACE:  Border Crisis: Mayorkas Announces New DHS Program Led to Seizure of 900lbs of Fentanyl.

THE BIDENS ARE WHOLLY OWNED CHINESE STOOGES, AND THE FBI IS THEIR PRAETORIAN GUARD:  Report: FBI Mole Known as ‘One-Eye’ Would Tip Off Hunter About Any China Probes.