THE CITIZENSHIP OATH HAS THE SAME PROMISE:  Foreign and Domestic.

WE’VE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EURASIA:  School purges books published before 2008 in ‘illogical’ inclusivity push.

THEIR APPEAL HAS BECOME MORE SELECTIVE:  Disney reportedly slashes targets for Disney+ subscribers after hiking prices.

BIDENOMICS:  US retailer holiday hiring to drop to lowest level since 2008: report.

OH, PLEASE, MIKE “GO F*CK YOURSELF” WASN’T ADVICE!  Pence Reveals the ‘Advice’ Biden Once Gave Him.

AGAIN I MUST ASK: IS ANYONE SURPRISED BY THIS?  Academic Whose Work Was Cited As Proof Of ‘Systemic Racism’ Is Fired For Falsifying Research.

SHE’S NOT WRONG:  Drea de Matteo Unloads on Fauci: ‘The Real F***ing Mafioso’.

FUNNY WAY TO SPELL “BUY GOLD AND SILVER”:  G20 Announces Plan to Impose Digital Currencies and IDs Worldwide.

THIS WILL END WELL:  EU Parliament Legislates for The Sale of Human Embryos.

I THINK THEY’RE MISUNDERSTANDING THE DEMAND FOR HELICOPTERS, IS ALL:  The Calls to Drop Kamala Harris in 2024 Are Growing.

On the serious side, drop Kamala and leave … Biden? Let’s face it, neither of them functions.

THEY’RE NOT EVEN PRETENDING ANYMORE:  Brazen act from Biden administration tells you plenty.

ABOUT TIME:  Pushback: The momentum builds against the Marxist American Library Association.

WIN!  One of two major law firms sued for running segregated training programs backs down.

BEHOLD! MY SO VERY SHOCKED FACE:  Census Bureau: Income Dropped, Poverty Rose Under Biden.

BECAUSE HE LIES LIKE HE BREATHES:  National Security Council Spokesman John Kirby Asked Why Biden Keeps Telling Demonstrably False Stories.

IS ANYONE SURPRISED BY THIS?  Watchdog: 177,000 Illegal Aliens Released into the U.S. with Missing, Faulty Addresses.

DUH:  Federal Judge Again Rules DACA “Substantially Unlawful”.

THIS WOULD BE HILARIOUS, IF IT WERE HAPPENING IN SOMEONE ELSE’S COUNTRY, FAR AWAY:  ‘Slap in the Face’: Biden Admin Criticizes NYC for Lack of ‘Exit Strategy’ Regarding Migrants.

FOR CERTAIN VALUES OF ‘LIFE’:  NASA’s new telescope may have made biggest ‘discovery of the century’.

SEE THE PROBLEM IS THAT BEING MARXISTS THEY BELIEVE TAKING DOWN THE US ECONOMY HELPS EVERYONE:  While Americans Struggle, Biden Appoints Special Representative to ‘Rebuild Ukraine’s Economy’.

HE’S NERVOUS? THINK HOW THE REST OF US FEEL!  Ken Griffin admits doubts about stock market, economy: ‘I’m a bit anxious’.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED. BEHOLD MY SHOCKED FACE:  US incomes fall for third straight year under Biden admin as more people ‘cut back’ and work multiple jobs: Census Bureau.

WELL, IF YOU CAN’T TRUST MEXICAN “EXPERTS,” WHO CAN YOU TRUST? *  UFO expert displays supposed ‘non-human’ alien corpses in Mexico’s Congress: ‘We are not alone’.

*Anyone. i mean literally anyone. Our “experts” might be more reliable. Heck, Hillary Clinton and the thing inside Biden’s head might** be more reliable.
** Notice, please, I said “might.”

AT LEAST SHE’S NOT MARRIED TO HER BROTHER… PROBABLY:  AOC lists fiancé as her ‘spouse’ on House forms — but office says she’s not married in likely breach of ethics rules.

I WAS RELIABLY INFORMED THE EARTH IS BURNING UP AND ICE IS A DISTANT MEMORY:  Luxury cruise ship charging $33K per person stranded in freezing Arctic.