THEY WERE HOPING TO WORD-SPIN THEIR FAVORITE REALITY:  Intellectual dishonesty caused the experts to misread the Gaza military situation.

GIVEN WHAT THEY’VE BEEN CHURNING OUT I’M NOT SURE I SEE A DOWNSIDE:  Actors, Writers Will Have Fewer Shows To Work On Upon Their Return.

NO? WELL, THEY MAKE “HER” MORE OF A MAN:  Olympic Champion: My ‘Testicles Don’t Make Me Less of a Woman’.

CAN I GET A WORD IN HERE? Stop The Circular Firing squad.

A NOVELIST WOULD SAY THIS IS TOO ON THE NOSE:  ‘Pro-Palestine’ Protesters Attack Israel Supporters Outside L.A.’s Museum of Tolerance After Viewing of Hamas Oct. 7 Footage.

I ALMOST FEEL LIKE CARL JUNG COULD EXPLAIN IT:  Why Can’t They Just Leave The Jewish Hostage Posters Alone?

AS IF THE NATIONS AND UN AGENCIES SHIELDING HAMAS CARE ABOUT LAW:  Israel and the Law of Sieges.

I’M SO OLD I CAN REMEMBER WHEN THE SOVIET UNION AND CHINA USED TO SWEEP THE DREGS BEFORE A BIG PUBLIC EVENT:  Anxious San Francisco Clears Out Homeless Camps, Pushes Back Against ‘Doom Loop’ Narrative as it Readies for Global Summit.

WITH THE JURY HE’S LOOKING AT HIS CHANCES ARE GOOD:  Jack Smith Gambles That the January 6 Riot Will Convict Trump, Even Though He Didn’t Charge the Former President With Insurrection.

NOT AMERICA’S, THAT’S OBVIOUS:  On Which Side Is Your Newspaper?

SOME NEWS ISN’T FIT TO PRINT:  The New York Times Weighs in on Their Hiring of a Hamas ‘Journalist’ With a Key Omission.

Also, let’s hear it for America’s real paper of record being on this way earlier:

CAN HE AT LEAST GIVE US AN OVER/UNDER?  Biden’s HHS Sec. Can’t Say How Many Faciliated Abortions Performed on Migrant Girls.

Given how the immigration route is a rape road? I’d guess a lot

SO HE’S SAYING THE REPUBLICANS MADE HIM DO IT? (WHAT THE HECK, IT WORKED FOR BERNIE BRO JAMES HODGKINSON):  Paul Pelosi hammer attacker David DePape launched assault because of conspiracy beliefs: defense.

THIS CAN’T BE RIGHT! NOT ONLY DO PEOPLE LOVE BRIE LARSON* BUT HER CO-STARS ARE EVEN WOKIER:  ‘The Marvels’ review: The worst MCU movie yet.

*Do I really need a sarcasm tag?

NOT ALL LAST NIGHT’S ELECTION NEWS IS BAD:  Long Island ‘has become a Republican bastion’ as GOP candidate wins last Democrat-held seat, other local councils flipped.

AS DA BOSS, PROFESSOR REYNOLDS, REPEATEDLY REMINDS: POLICE ARE THERE FOR THE SAFETY OF THE CRIMINALS:  Vigilante gunman on the loose after firing at would-be mugger inside NYC subway station, suspect ‘known to police’: MTA.

WHAT GAVE ANYONE THE IDEA THAT UPENN TOLERATES ANTI-SEMITISM?  UPenn president calls in FBI to investigate ‘vile’ antisemitic emails sent to staffers.

WHAT DO YOU CALL 130 MILES OF DESTROYED HAMAS TUNNELS? A START:  Israel eliminates 130 Hamas tunnels in Gaza as airstrike kills weapons maker.

EMBRACE THE HEALING POWER OF “AND”:  Germans too scared or too anti-Semitic to defend Anne Frank?

AHAHAHAH. OH, WAIT, THEY’RE SERIOUS. LET ME LAUGH HARDER:  Democrats Begin to Regret Relying on China for Trade in Green Energy Components.

AND WE HOPE ISRAEL STOMPS HAMAS INTO THE DIRT. SORRY, DIRT. WE CAN’T FIND ANYTHING LOWER:  Hamas Admits in Sympathetic NYT Piece: We ‘Hope That the State of War With Israel Will Become Permanent on All the Borders’.

I WISH I COULD SAY THIS IS NOT RELEVANT NOW:  A Stop On a Journey – The Lesson To Be Learned.

NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU HATE THE MEDIA, YOU DON’T HATE THEM ENOUGH:  Photographers Without Borders: AP & Reuters Pictures of Hamas Atrocities Raise Ethical Questions.

GOVERNMENTS IN ALL OF AFRICA SUCK. MR. BEAST IS QUIXOTIC AND I DOUBT HIS EFFORTS MAKE MUCH DIFFERENCE IN THE LONG RUN, BUT THEY CERTAINLY DON’T HURT ANYTHING:  Why some are really mad at Mr. Beast.

HENCE ALL THE LAWFARE:  Trump’s Popularity is Not Inexplicable.