OF COURSE HE DID:  UK pedophile, busted as a man, arrives at sentencing as a woman.

IT’S THE LEFT, STUPID:  Blame Game Over NY’s Illegal Immigrant Crisis Escalates.

AND YET THE LIE WILL PERSIST:  No human remains found 2 years after claims of ‘mass graves’ in Canada.

THERE WERE NO WILDFIRES NOR HURRICANE LANDFALLS BEFORE WE DISCOVERED CLIMATE CHANGE (AND ADJUSTED THE HISTORICAL RECORDS):  Biden Pledges Federal Support for Hawaii and Florida, Calling Events Part of a ‘Climate Crisis’.

VERY WELL. SUBPOENA THE DOJ:  DOJ Says Subpoena of FBI Agents in Hunter Biden Probe ‘Cannot Be Enforced’.

YEAH, THE IDEA THAT VICTIMHOOD IS THE HIGHEST GOOD IS INSANE: The cult of victimhood.

THE EARTH NEEDS MEN:  Masculinity and Art. [VIDEO].

In all realms, including art.

SHOT:  Analyst Declares “The Walt Disney Company Media Spin Machine Is In Full Force” After Company Claimed ‘Ahsoka’ Brought In 14 Million Views Globally For First Episode.

CHASER:  ‘Ahsoka’ Episode Three Already Ignores Its Previous Episodes, Features One Of The Dumbest Space Battles Imaginable.

BUT ONLY FOR THE “CORRECT” SIDE NO DOUBT:  X to Allow Political Ads Ahead of 2024 Elections.

Elon seems to have missed that putting a WEF puppet in charge has just made X the same old twitter again — says she who is so throttled it’s not even funny.

REAPING THE RESULTS OF PROGRESSIVE POLICIES:  Inside San Francisco’s ‘dens of death’ as liberal city faces drug crisis.

SO, THE THING ABOUT REAL-ESTATE IS YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU GOT UNTIL YOU TRY TO SELL IT:  Donald Trump ‘grossly’ exaggerated net worth – by as much as $2.2B in one year: NY AG.

THEY DRIVE UP COSTS WITH EXCESSIVE REGULATIONS AND BAD ECONOMIC POLICIES, THEN USE THE PREDICTABLE RESULTS TO DEMAND MORE BAD POLICIES:  Company selling tiny homes from $130K sparks critics: ‘This is the new affordable housing market’.

PROBLEMS OF GEREONTOCRACIES:  Mitch McConnell freezes up again during Kentucky press conference.

WHERE ARE THEY GOING TO GO? NEW JERSEY?  Malliotakis renews calls for Staten Island to secede from NYC as outrage over migrant crisis continues.

ABOUT TIME SOMEONE FOUGHT BACK:  Middle schooler allowed to display ‘Don’t tread on me’ patch after mom accuses school of violating his First Amendment rights.

POLIS’S COLORADO WANTS TO TREAD ON YOU:  The meaning of the Gadsden flag, ‘Don’t tread on me’ symbol that got Colorado boy briefly booted from school.

MORE INTERFERENCE IN THE ECONOMY WON’T GET US OUT OF THE HOLE THAT INTERFERENCE IN THE ECONOMY CREATED:  Biden proposal would give overtime pay to 3.6 million more US workers.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED. BEHOLD, MY SHOCKED FACE:  ‘Mugshot Merch Sales Have Spiked’: Trump Spokesperson.

THAT HASN’T WORKED OUT THE WAY THEY SAW IT HAPPENING …  Maine Hospital Fired Nurses for Refusing COVID Shots—Now It’s Begging Them to Come Back.

FOCUSED LIKE A LASER… ON THEIR CULTISH IDEAS:  Pentagon Officials Worked To Finalize Climate Plan During Botched Afghanistan Withdrawal, Emails Show.

THE FULL SCOPE OF IT:  Fifth Amendment.

UNEXPECTEDLY:  Ex-CIA agent who signed ‘spies who lie’ letter tried to hide Twitter job after Post cover.

FOR THE RECORD, CENSORSHIP DOES NOT “COUNTER” IT SUPPRESSES – WHICH STRONGLY SUGGESTS THIS IS A LEFT-WING GROUP:  There’s a New Player in the Government’s Censorship Game.

TO OUR LEFTY “FRIENDS” BE CAREFUL THE PRECEDENT YOU SET: Don’t Mugshots of MLK, Vaclav Havel, Solzhenitsyn, and Mandela Prove that Those Scoundrels — Convicted Felons All — Fully Deserved Their Fate?

FROM RACONTEUR PRESS ANTHOLOGIES:  Your Honor, I Can Explain.

#COMISSIONEARNED

Sometimes, things go wrong. Sometimes, they go very, very wrong. And then you’re explaining to the judge where the contraband came from, why the goat is covered in peanut butter, and why the courtroom suddenly smells like a freshly fertilized field.

Your Honor, I Can Explain is a collection of 10 stories about when things went wrong. Really, really wrong. With the added bonus of a specific character in each story. The authors were required to include Andrew Spurgle, in any capacity they cared to, and make him gloriously incompetent.

Some of the stories are funny, some of them are scary, all of them are worth enjoying.