Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

IT WAS CLEAR TO ANYONE ON THE BLOGS, YES:  Tucker Carlson: In 2008 It Was ‘Really Clear That Barack Obama Was Having Sex With Men and Smoking Crack’.

The other thing that was really clear is that he wasn’t so much a real person as a “construct” such that those of us who grew up in Europe in the cold war were familiar with. I smelled it all over him. Made me really jumpy.

And after the last three years? All of this is eerily plausible.

EH. WE RAISED THE BOYS WITH DOING REAL CRITIQUES OF THIS STUFF AT THE DENVER ART MUSEUM:  Only Thing Today’s Avant-Garde ‘Artists’ Challenge is Our Patience.

I’m still shocked we didn’t get kicked out or attacked when we pretended the trash can was an art installation and gave it the highest marks of the things we’d just walked through. One of which was a bunch of tangled kitchen implements the museum had bought for millions of dollars. I create the same every week by being really bad at organizing my drawers.

NEWS YOU CAN USE:  Chill out.

Or at least explanations you can use.

IT’S MORE OF AN ERSATZ MOB THAN A REAL ONE, ITS SCREAMS AMPLIFIED TO MAKE IT SEEM BIGGER:  The nature of the mob.