WHERE IS BIDEN, ACTUALLY? ANY BETS ON WHETHER HE’S ABOVE OR BELOW THE SOD?  Biden Drops Out [Updated].

(Metaphorically. I imagine he’d be in a freezer somewhere, waiting for the state funeral.)

NEWS THAT WILL PUZZLE YOU MILDLY:  Hello Kitty is not a cat, creators declare — despite her whiskers, ears and name.

YOU DON’T HAVE TO FIGHT IN THE COLD WAR. BUT PACIFISTS ONLY GUARANTEE IT WILL GO HOT: Aiming the Chilling Effect.

PRETTY MUCH, YES:  Congrats, JD Vance! The New York Times Has Slimed You!

THEY’RE PRESSTITUTES:  The Trump assassination attempt provides another illustration of our bankrupt press/media.

WHILE THE PALACE COUP PLAYS ITSELF OUT, OR NOT:  Biden Has Covid.

WE’RE ALL ASKING. NO ONE KNOWS:  The expiscatory Question is, Was the Trump assassination fail procedural (i.e., incompetence) or operational (i.e., a sanctioned kill fail)?

FAKE 300 MILLION VOTES, B*TCH. I DARE YOU:  Kamala Harris to Big Democratic Donors: ‘We are Going to Win’.

Are they stupid enough to try? Well, why shouldn’t they? In their minds they pulled it off so far. G-d have mercy on the United States of America. Grant the people mercy and the regime justice.

FUNNY THAT:  Microsoft CloudStrike Defect Launches ‘Blue Screen of Death’ Worldwide.

AND SINCE STOLEN ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES, WE NEED TO STOP THIS INSANITY:   Fed judge tosses GOP challenge to Nevada’s mail-ballot counting rules: They ‘lack standing’.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE US LETS A COLOR REVOLUTION GO THROUGH:  Houthi drone attack rocks Tel Aviv near US embassy branch office, injuring 7.

Not the only thing that happens, right? But one of the things.  Stolen elections have consequences.

KEEPING THE MASK IN PLACE UNTIL AFTER THE ELECTION:  Washington Post deletes ‘unacceptable’ post criticizing US parents of Hamas hostage.

THAT MONEY ISN’T BEING WASTED, IT’S BEING LAUNDERED:  The climate scaremongers: Miliband’s mania will cost us a trillion.

AND WHAT HE SAID. AND IT’S BEEN GOING ON FOR DECADES:  Oh here we go. This is the part where a random dipshit claims that because I’m still alive and functioning, I was never really “cancelled”, and surely, I’m not so important that any liberals would waste time trying to sabotage little old me!

THIS IS IMPORTANT:  The left set up a Big Lie about cancel culture, which much of the right and center is not nearly as clear on as they should be.

THIS IS WHY THE BABYLON BEE IS AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD:  Republicans Concerned It’s Going To Be Harder Than Usual To Blow This Election .

IT’S CRACKING ALL OVER:  Cracks in the NY Climate Act Facade.

DO THEY HAVE A LEGIT PROSPECT ANYWAY? OR JUST — LIKE BIDEN — SOMEONE WILLING TO BENEFIT FROM FRAUD:  Why Would Any Legit Dem Presidential Prospect Jump Into This Mess?

AN IDEA SO CRAZY IT JUST MIGHT WORK:  Can We Let the Voters Decide—Not the FBI, CIA, DOJ, Lawyers, Prosecutors, and Judges?

THEY WENT INSANE ELECTION NIGHT 2016. SINCE THEN THEY’VE JUST BEEN RAMPING UP:  Rising Tide of Leftwing Crazy: From Marcotte to “Bandagegate”.

I HAVEN’T SEEN SO MANY RED FLAGS SINCE PORTUGUESE TV STREAMED MOSCOW MAY DAY PARADES:  Lots of “130 yards.” Why No Perspective?

STRANGE HOW THAT HAPPENS, INNIT?  Wife of Never-Trump Columnist Max Boot Indicted in Foreign Spying Scandal.

THE WORLD DOESN’T SLEEP DURING OUR DISPUTES:  Israel: Reports of Large Explosion, Possibly From Drone, Near U.S. Embassy Branch In Tel Aviv.

SOUNDS LIKE THE TYPE PERSON WE NEED ON THAT INVESTIGATING COMMITTEE:  Ex-Secret Service Agent Goes Scorched Earth on Agency Over Trump Assassination Attempt.

DON’T GET CAUGHT UP IN THE RUMORS (SUCH AS REPORTS THEY FOUND THREE FOREIGN MONEY ACCOUNTS SHOOTER’S PHONE) – DEMAND AN INDEPENDENT COMMITTEE INVESTIGATION:  Whistleblowers Reveal What Secret Service Said During Briefings Before Trump Assassination Attempt.