NEXT THING THEY’LL WANT TO GIVE THEM REFUGEE STATUS:  As Polar Bear Population Explodes, Animal Loses its Climate Crisis Mascot Status.

THE LEFT NEVER PAYS ATTENTION TO UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES:  The Largest Wave Of Sex And Human Trafficking In History.

SERIOUSLY?  New state law gives Letitia James power over NY’s closest election contests.

I THINK IT’S SAFE TO SAY NO:  Will Biden and Kamala finally congratulate the Spacex Polaris Dawn team?

A BIASED MEDIA WE DON’T HATE NEARLY ENOUGH:  The double standard of a biased media.

A REPORT:  Springfield Haitian Situation Summary.

ONLY “EXPERTS” ARE SURPRISED:  Swift endorsement turns more voters from Harris than it attracts: poll.

J. K. ROWLING WAS RIGHT:  The Land of Immunity.

WE TOTALLY TRUST THEM, RIGHT?  Postal Workers’ Union Endorses Kamala Harris but Your Mail-In Ballot Will Be in Good Hands.

THE EARTH MOVED FOR EVERYONE:  Mysterious Seismic Event That Shook the Earth for 9 days Caused by Greenland Tsunami.

YOU’D EXPECT THEY’D HAVE PLUGGED IT IF THEY’VE KNOWN ABOUT IT THAT LONG:  Would-be Trump assassin exploited security hole that Secret Service has known about for years — and the pictures prove it.

PROGRESSIVE PATRIOTISM!  ‘You are free to assassinate Trump’: What alleged shooter Ryan Wesley Routh told Iran in book that laid bare manifesto.

HELPING SAVE DEMOCRACY BY PREVENTING PEOPLE FROM CHOOSING:  Authorities raid home of suspected would-be Trump assassin Ryan Wesley Routh — who has truck with Biden-Harris sticker.

AS IF THEY CARE ABOUT SAFETY! ZERO POPULATION GROWTH BY OTHER MEANS:  WHO approves mpox vaccine for babies without clinical trials.

YOU DIN’T SEE NUTTIN’, HEAR?  The great migration news blackout.

ONLY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE: Debate Flashback: Trump Said Democrat Rhetoric Led Directly To Assassination Attempts Against Him.

HOW LONG WILL WE TOLERATE THIS:  Why does anyone take these people seriously?

MOTOR VOTER NEEDS TO GO: EXCLUSIVE: Pennsylvania Motor Voter System Will Be Audited For Noncitizen Voters.

THEY JUST WANT TO TAKE AWAY EVERYTHING THAT WORKS:  California’s Climate Insanity: Gas Stoves Could Soon Come With Warning Labels.

THIS LEADS TO THINK… HOW BIG IS THE MACHINE FRAUD IN MINNESOTA?  How Crazy Are Minnesota’s Democrats?

SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED, BEHOLD MY SHOCKED FACE:  OH Gov. DeWine: Springfield Bomb Threats Were All Hoaxes Originating Overseas.

I HAD BEEN RELIABLY ASSURED THAT OUR BORDER CZAR HAD SECURED THE BORDER:  Over 100 suspected Tren de Aragua gangbangers were part of the massive migrant group that rushed the border.

HOW… INTERESTING. THESE RICH GIRLS COORDINATE:  So it turns out the totally unbiased ABC moderator Linsey Davis and Kamala Harris are sorority sisters!

AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD SHOULD STAHP IT:  Mola Ram Says He Has Found No Evidence To Support Trump’s Claim Of Heart-Ripping Ceremonies Taking Place Within Temple Of Doom.

SOME GOOD NEWS:  A Walk In Space.