IF THEY UNDERSTOOD SECOND ORDER EFFECTS THEY WOULDN’T BE LEFTISTS:  Fallout.

THE PARTY OF NO FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY MIGHT HAVE TO PAY? OH, NOES!  Top Democrat officials worried tens of millions in Harris campaign debt could be their problem.

THEY ACTUALLY THOUGHT WE’D LOVE AND ADORE THEM FOREVER….  The Biggest Blunder in the History of American Politics.

A MODEST SWIFTIAN PROPOSAL:  Solving Foreign Policy.

THIS, BY ITSELF, COULD SAVE WESTERN CIVILIZATION:  Burning Down The Climate Change Thicket.

(Of course, I’m now singing “burning down the thicket with gasoline!”)

I’M STOCKING UP POPCORN AWAITING THE CONFIRMATION HEARINGS:  Trump nominates RFK Jr. to head Department of Health and Human Services, tapping the vaccine skeptic to end the ‘chronic disease epidemic’.

I’m looking forward to his explanation of what he did with the dead bear cub.

Look, all of the leftist objections about Trump’s chosen wrecking balls would be much more believable if their spokescorpse hadn’t inflicted Pete Buttgigi and Sam Brinton on us. To say nothing of Merrick Garland whom someone on twitter called serious and qualified, instead of as ridiculous and stupid as his name.

MY CONGRATULATIONS TO THE PHRASE-MAKER:  How the Democrats Bud Lighted their brand.

THE DEMS WERE SURE ‘LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS’ WOULD WIN THEM OVER:  Native Americans Shift Right.

WHAT ARE THEY OFFERING IN PAY? (IF IT PAYS ENOUGH…  I MEAN I’VE DEALT WITH TODDLERS BEFORE THEY WERE POTTY TRAINED. I CAN HANDLE SH*T FIVE WAYS FROM MONDAY):  The View Suddenly Looking to Hire a Pro-Trump Woman As Ratings Nosedive.

I’ll take a bag of flip flops with me. “And you get a chancla. And you get a chancla!”  What? it’s culturally appropriate. Though the Portuguese call them chinelos, they’re used the same way. Mom’s chinelo is known and feared. For years my kids ducked if I removed my shoe. (Even though, provably, the safest place to be when I throw anything is where I’m aiming.)

WHAT? ACTING LIKE ENTITLED, SCOLDING ASSES WON’T MAKE THEM POPULAR? UNPOSSIBLE!  This is soooooooo gonna backfire on them.

HONESTLY, WE NEED AN FDR CLEANUP:  Carter Clean-up.

THERE’S A PATTERN TO HIS NOMINATIONS:  Gaetz nomination is “a big middle finger by Trump towards the Department of Justice based on what they’ve done to him”.

IT’S A BAD ACCORD. IT SHOULD BE WITHDRAWN FROM:  Trump Plans to Formally Withdraw U.S. From Paris Climate Accord….Again.

NOTHING LESS THAN A MIRACLE GOT US HERE, TO WHERE WE HAVE A CHANCE:  The Other Side of Midnight.

THEY ACTUALLY ARE SERIOUS. THEY HAVE SO STRONGLY IDENTIFIED WITH THEIR OPINIONS THAT AN ATTACK ON THEIR OPINIONS MAKES THEM FEEL LIKE THEY’RE DYING:  Liberals Run Away From X Because Diverse Opinions Make Them Feel Unsafe.

I GUESS SHE HATES HER CAREER?  Disney’s “Snow White” actress wishes that Trump voters may “never know peace” (and that’s not all).

FARMS? BRITAIN DON’T NEED NO STINKING FARMS!  Is there a bigger agenda to the farmers’ inheritance-tax ‘sick joke’?

CBS TRIES TO KEEP HAKEEM JEFFRIES BETWEEN THE LINES:  House Dem Leader Gets Fact-Checked Live on CBS About the 2024 Results.

“HEY YOU, RACIST, NAZI SCUM, VOTE FOR ME!”:  Rage, rage against the dying of the Left.

SHE LEFT THE CULT:  As a dissident former leftist, I can explain why Trump won.

THEY BEHAVE LIKE A CULT:  This is the real problem with Democrats.

THEY DIDN’T GET ENOUGH OF A SCARE. THAT’S ON US:  After Trump Landslide, GOP Senate Votes For Business As Usual In Leadership Race.

I THINK HE NEEDS THE LEGISLATURE TO DO THAT:  Trump Shouldn’t Hire Kristi Noem, Or Anyone Else, To Run DHS. He Should Abolish It.

THE FEDERAL INVOLVEMENT IN EDUCATION GOT TO GO:  An idea whose time has come.

OUR THREE LETTERS HAVE PROBLEMS WITH VETTING? THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Who spilled the beans on Israel’s plans for attacking Iran?