THE FEDERAL INVOLVEMENT IN EDUCATION GOT TO GO:  An idea whose time has come.

OUR THREE LETTERS HAVE PROBLEMS WITH VETTING? THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Who spilled the beans on Israel’s plans for attacking Iran?

OY, YOU GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT:  Added Snoopery?

OH PLEASE LET’S:  Major court decision could invalidate many federal environmental regulations.

AW! HE’S NO FUN!  Jack’s Hitting The Road Before Trump Can Fire Him.

PUTTING THE VICTIMS IN CHARGE OF THEIR VICTIMIZERS IS A GREAT IDEA:   Trump Nominates Rep. Matt Gaetz for Attorney General.

AND:  Trump Picks Tulsi Gabbard for Director of National Intelligence.

Let the rough music play. Make the abusers dance.

BUY POPCORN STOCKS. LOTS OF POPCORN STOCKS:  What caused that odd screaming sound from the direction of DC.

AND THEN THE EU WILL MELT AWAY, LIKE A WEIRD DREAM THAT NEVER WAS:  When The Traffic Lights Stopped.

HE’S NOT ME. HE DIDN’T SHOW THEM HIS MIDDLE FINGERS. BUT THE MESSAGE IS THE SAME:  This is How Marco Rubio Responded to the Pro-Hamas Crowd.

WHAT DO THEY NEED THOSE FOR? AREN’T THEY GIVING UP SEX WITH MEN?   Liberal Women Are Stocking Up on Abortion Pills After Trump’s Election Victory.

Also for the record, those are extremely dangerous and taken unsupervised by a doctor, or sometimes even supervised can kill you. Every non-crazy woman has heard stories. Those who haven’t don’t want to hear. Because they want to believe.

THAT ASSUMES THE WANT TO COUNT THE VOTES QUICKLY, ACCURACY AND IN A WAY TO BOLSTER PUBLIC CONFIDENCE IN THEIR TALLY:  It’s Time for States to End Their Horrible Vote-Counting Systems and Adopt the Florida Model.

ALL THIS OVER BAD PORN DISGUISED AS SCIENCE FICTION:  Handmaid’s Tale Fantasy Spreads Through Liberal Women.

YAWN. REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS SAFETY PINS?  Are You Familiar with the ‘Blue Bracelet’ Movement?

I HOPE THE BASTAGES SHOUT INTO THE DARK AND NO ONE LISTENS TO THEM ANYMORE:  MSNBC Pivots Back to Concern About ‘Norms’ and a Weaponized DOJ Following Trump Win.

ONWARD DOGE. MUCH CUTTING, VERY EFFICIENCY, WOW, WOW, WOW:  Trump Appoints Musk, Ramaswamy to Lead Department of Government Efficiency.

TRUMP WAS RIGHT ABOUT HAITI AND MAYOR PETE DOESN’T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING.  AIRLINES USUALLY DON’T FLY TO PLACES THAT SHOOT AT THEM:  Report: FAA considers ban on flights to Haiti after Spirit and JetBlue planes take gunfire.

YEAH? NOT SURPRISING:  An Autistic Deep Dive Into How the UK Government Uses Video Games As LGBTQ Propaganda. [this is a video]

NOT PRECISELY MAKING IT INTO THE CONVENIENCE STORE IT SHOULD BE, BUT I’LL ALLOW IT:  Brandon Herrera for Director of the BATF?

THE FED GOV’S SES PROBLEM:  Never Underestimate the Power of Unfinished Business.

POOR SEATTLE:  Another Dispatch from Seattle.

YES, WE DO KNOW YOU’RE POLITICALLY HOSTILE TO US, BUT WHAT YOU DID WAS ILLEGAL. ALSO IMMORAL:  FEMA Supervisor Who Allegedly Directed Staff to Avoid Homes With Trump Signs Claims it Was a Widespread Practice Due to ‘Political Hostility’.

PEOPLE IN DANGEROUS JOBS, INTERACTING WITH STRANGERS, SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO HAVE WEAPONS FOR SELF DEFENSE:  Lyft’s Driver Disarmament Policy Strikes Again.

I love Lyft and Uber, but you know it’s going to eventually end in someone getting murdered, and the companies losing all their drivers. This is nonsense. And all for a virtue signal.

ONLY IN AMERICA WOULD MUSLIMS ENDORSE A GAY MAN:  Why Muslim Trump supporters are pushing president-elect to name Ric Grenell secretary of state.

And this is why America is special.

VETERANS ARE EXPERIENCED AT SHOWING UP AND FACING DOWN AMERICA’S ENEMIES:  Columbia University student-vets turn out to face down anti-veterans’ ‘Martyrs Day’ protest

CHASER:  Latest Columbia protesters prove they are anti-American — and other students are sick of it.

SURE, THERE’S NO RISK OF HIM BEING EPSTEINED:  Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs housed in low-security jail dorm alongside Sam Bankman-Fried — where inmates can spy on female convicts: sources.