REALLY?  WHO KNEW: Teachers’ Unions Don’t Empower Teachers.

LAWS ARE FOR THE LITTLE PEOPLE: Can you hear me now? Feds admit FBI warrantless cellphone tracking ‘very common’.

OH WELL, AT LEAST BOYS DON’T NEED TO BE TAUGHT TO DO THIS:  Mothers ‘better at reading bedtime stories’.  I’m skeptical.  My dad did voices and added interesting explanations.  All these studies should say “Some” before.  As in “Some mothers.”

MY SONS USED BABY DOLLS AS JET FIGHTERS BUT: A girls’ school leader thinks Boys ‘should get lessons in how to raise children’.  (Bet you she would scream sexism at the idea girls should learn how to care for children, though.)

WHEN THE SYRIAN JIHAD ENDS: Syria’s european jihadists.

AN INTERVIEW WITH THOMAS SOWELL:  Sowell, Race Hustlers, and David Hume.

TO ADD TO ELIZABETH’S “HERE WE GO AGAIN”: The Folly of Benefit Without Cost.

ANDREW CARNEGIE’S REVENGE: Today’s public library could be mistaken for a halfway house, homeless shelter, or federal penitentiary.

WINNING US FRIENDS ABROAD: Barack Obama called ‘a hypocrite and a coward’ over Falklands betrayal – BBC audience applauds.

THE FRENCH ARE LAUGHING AT US: Bikini waxes and Brazilians ‘behind rise in STI warts’.

IF IT SAVES JUST ONE LIFE: North Carolina Woman Fights Off Two Male Intruders with Pistol.

I HAVE A FREE SHORT STORY IN MY FUTURE HISTORY UP ON AMAZON: Weirdly, it’s named Prometheus (way before I won the award.)

EVERYTHING IS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN: It just isn’t a SANE plan. No one seems upset that in modern Britain, old people are freezing to death as hidden taxes make fuel more expensive.

FROM THE ANNALS OF “WAIT, WHAT?”: Even now, after all that’s happened to Cyprus, they’re queuing up to join the euro.  One thing is to be the last person to board the Titanic, another is to try to board AFTER it’s hit the iceberg.

REALITY BITES REALITY BASED COMMUNITY: Dudes of Juicy Couture Shocked Obama Care Cost Them Work Hours.  You know, I thought this Schadenfreude stuff would be more “freudy” somehow, but at this point it just feels dull and tiring and vaguely depressing.  Stupidity might be the only capital crime, but they making us accessories.

I, FOR ONE, WELCOME OUR NEW JELLYFISH ROBOT OVERLORDS: Jellyfish ‘RoboCop’ will help save the world’s oceans by patrolling US waters like an aquatic spy.

HALAL IS BIG BUSINESS: Halal Easter eggs and cat food: where big money meets religion.

SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE?  NOT SO FAR FETCHED: North Sea oil is in ‘Scottish waters’, admits Vince Cable.

SUDDENLY I FEEL GREAT EMPATHY WITH SLASHER MOVIE VICTIMS: Obama Executive Order Creates Commission on Election Administration.

SURE THEY DO:‘Slasher’ films encourage empathy with victims.  And that was why the Romans had Circus shows too…  (It’s human, but is it empathetic?)

WHAT ‘S NEW ABOUT THAT? Obamacare Statism and the New Eugenics.

SESAME STREET OR PEYTON PLACE: EXCLUSIVE: ‘Sesame Street’ star Roscoe Orman leaves ex ‘destitute’.

HOW CAN WE BOMB THEM INTO THE STONE AGE WHEN THEY’RE ALREADY THERE: U.S. embassy in Seoul warns North Korea with photo: This B-2 stealth bomber is just across border. 

THE MAN WORKS HARD: Do you know how hard it is to bankrupt America?

NEVER SELL ON LOW: Fan sells Jim Carrey autographed picture on eBay to fund firearm for safety.  They should have waited ’til the price went up again!