WE USED TO EAT THEM: Not the teeth, the limpets.  Well, I suppose the teeth too. Scientists have discovered nature’s newest strongest material.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH ANCESTRY: The surprising reason for one group’s Alzheimer’s ‘curse’.

I THOUGHT ALL OF IT WAS A SCAM: Good grades for failing kids: Another scam from New York city’s schools

IT’S NOT JUST THE OVERREACH, IT’S THE STUPID: Revolt Against Racial Auto Profiling. To Team Obama, if your name is ‘Johnson’ you must be black.

WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS:  As China’s Workforce Dwindles, the World Scrambles for Alternatives.

THE FATHERS HAVE EATEN SOUR GRAPES, THE CHILDREN’S TEETH ARE SET ON EDGE: Radical Parents, Despotic Children.

DAESHBAGS: ISIS Threatens those who call it Daesh.

THE LIBERTARIAN LONG… ER… TAIL: Why I’m Winning.

IT’S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY: Make fake clock bomb. Take to school. Get arrested. Profit.

DISCOVERING MICRO-AGGRESSIONS: Micro passive-aggressive analysis.

YOU CAN’T REPEAL THE LAWS OF ECONOMICS: It’s a science, not a suggestion. Head In The Clouds.

THEY HATE US, THEY REALLY HATE US: More anti-gun-owner fantasies.  The idea that we can oppose their brilliant plans for us, just upsets our aristos no end.

IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE FOR OUR ELITES BUT: The Thought Screen Helmet Stops Space Aliens From Abducting Humans. (Yes, it’s a joke.  Well, I don’t know if it knows it’s a joke, but it’s a joke.)

BUT ONLY BECAUSE THEY’RE OUT OF CHOCOLATE HAMMERS: In Wake of Terrorist Attacks, France Looks to Fight ISIS with Cultural Preservation.

THE SOUNDS OF YESTERYEAR: An Archive of 10,000 Cylinder Recordings Readied for the Spotify Era.

THE GADGET YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU WANTED: Tabletop Moonshine Still.

WOULDN’T REPEAL EUTHANASIA BE MORE HUMANE:  After all its end of life is very expensive. ObamaCare’s imploding even without repeal.

SPEAKING OF RIDICULOUS: College leaders’ pathetic appeasement of campus fascists.

REALLY?  THAT WAS HIS EXCUSE: Jared Pleads Guilty, Blames Subway Diet.

IT’S COME TO THIS: Global warming in Oxford?

WHAT IS OVER THERE: Brussels still on highest alert.  Schools, subway system closed.

WOW, I ONCE THREATENED MY KIDS WITH OUTSOURCING: Need a Nonjudgmental Hug or Your Laundry Folded? Try Rent-a-Mom.

CAN WE GO BACK TO TALKING LIKE A PIRATE: Talk Like Trump Thread.

THE BELLY OF THE HILLABEAST: Among the Believers.

THE PROCESS ENCOURAGES IT: Terrorist ringleader got into EU as ‘refugee’.