HOW IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION: Why Watching Silly Cat Videos Is Good for You.

COMBATING THE CULTURE OF COMPETITIVE VICTIMHOOD: What Tocqueville Can Teach Us About Microaggressions.

CLINTON TROLLS ATTACK DILBERT, IN MOVES THAT ARE BECOMING STUNNINGLY FAMILIAR: The Week I Became a Target.

YES, BUT EVEN A PRO-ABORTION REPUBLICAN COULDN’T GET AWAY THIS STUFF: Intimidating and defaming accusers of sexual assault, violating security protocols, and using political office for private enrichment are part of liberal privilege. Hillary Clinton supports abortion, so we should forgive her terrible acts?

HOW MANY DIVISIONS CAN COMPROMISE FIELD? Navy Chief Pushes for‘Compromise’ to Stop ‘Problematic’ Actions in South China Sea. I bet Compromise will make our enemies quake in their boots.

COULDN’T HAPPEN TO A MORE DESERVING CANDIDATE: Trump uses Saul Alinsky tactics against Alinsky acolyte Clinton.

NY TIMES PUBLISHES ILLEGALLY OBTAINED GOVERNMENT DOCUMENT: NY Times received copy of Trump’s 1995 tax returns.

EWWWWWWWWW: Mental Floss Fuel. Massages, red wine, and other secrets from a Bill Clinton intern.  Just wait till he’s the First Lad.  Coming soon to a White House near you.  (If this comes to pass the next president should have the place fumigated.)

YEAH, CLINTON DID HAVE ACCESS TO MORE INTEL THAN TRUMP: Sorry, Trump opposed the Iraq War before Clinton.

COVERUP? IT’S A MATCHING SET OF DUVET AND PILLOWCASES: The FBI’s Hillary email probe is looking even more like a coverup.

FROM WILLIAM LEHMAN: Keeping the Faith.

MONEY WORRIED ON A LIBERAL OBSESSION?  SAY IT AIN’T SO: Schools Learn Expensive Lesson on Class Size.

DON’T WORRY MILENIALS, SHE’LL STILL RESPECT YOU THE MORNING AFTER THE ELECTION: I mean, why would you doubt anything Hillary says? Clinton camp promises she respects young Sanders voters after leaked audio.

YOU COULD KNOCK ME DOWN WITH A FEATHER: Better internet access won’t pull people out of poverty.

LIFE IMITATES THE ONION: Spike in Creepy Clown Sightings, With More Arrests Across U.S.  Also Increased security around some St. Louis-area schools amid creepy clown concerns.  2016, not believable, not even plausible.

AND THEY’RE JUST CRAZY ENOUGH TO TRY IT: FEC Dems lay groundwork to ban Fox, WSJ political coverage.

CAPITALISM, YOU IS DOING IT WRONG: How corporations can be a force for good.

Corporations should be encouraged and rewarded for stepping up to solve society’s problems. That will require a change in mind-set. Today, corporate leaders are graded on stock price, not on the amount of good their companies do. We must broaden our evaluation of corporations beyond share prices to provide space, light and water for their role to grow.

How… ridiculous.  Also insane.  (Yeah, I could say other words, but not PG ones.) Commerce and social policy are totally different things, and when you mix them neither turns out particularly well.  But statists got to control.

FROM SEAN GOLDEN: Warlord (The War Chronicles Book 3). 

COMING SOON TO A USA NEAR YOU: Threat of Canadian Tyranny Against Catholic Hospitals.

NEW BOOK FROM STEPHANIE OSBORN:Fear in the French Quarter (Displaced Detective). 

HILLARY COULDN’T BE PROVEN GUILTY, WITHOUT PROVING THE PRESIDENT GUILTY ALSO: I have a vague memory of something called “High Crimes and Misdemeanors”  I SWEAR I remember it existing. Must be in a different universe.  One where laws still mean something. VIDEO: Why the FBI Let Hillary Clinton Go Free.

BACK WHEN WE HAD FRIENDS:

At 10:45 a.m. on 9/11 — minutes after the North Tower of the World Trade Center had collapsed — New York’s cellphone service was almost nonexistent. Yet, as I walked up Third Avenue, my phone rang. Peres was on the line.

“You OK?” he asked. “You know where Don Rumsfeld is? Talk to me.”

“Shimon,” I answered, “I’m the consul general in New York. Rumsfeld runs the Pentagon. How the hell do I know where he is?”

Fine, Peres said. “These sh-ts hit New York! New York! Do you get that? I’m coming over.”

Read the whole thing: Remembering Shimon Peres — the Israeli leader who saw it all.

AND THEN, AT SOME POINT, WE’LL HAVE HAD ENOUGH: DHS Head to America: Brace for More Terror Attacks.  Beware when we have had enough.

COMING SOON TO A NEIGHBORHOOD NEAR YOU: Now NYC has publicly funded mobs.

WEIRDLY I REMEMBER SIMILAR FLAPS ABOUT W AND OBAMA: In Hillary’s case, it’s just her robot body.  Someone left a door open.  ‘WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?’Hillary Clinton was wearing a mysterious box with wires during TV debate with Trump, conspiracy theorists claim in latest bizarre theory.