Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

MY HUSBAND’S SHORT COLLECTION IS ON SALE FOR 99c THIS WEEK: Spooky-hoods.

IT’S GOOD TO BE A CLINTON: Clinton Foundation was late to file paperwork, but got pass from AG.  Meanwhile, Hillary expresses that she is “Shocked, shocked” by Trumps reported remarks and declares him unfit to sit at the desk used by JFK, LBJ and Bill Clinton.  I don’t know if she wants him to up the philandering or what?

AW, COME ON, WHAT BIG BABIES, IT’S NOT LIKE HE’S BOMBED THEM: The Associated Press reports that the Nobel Prize Committee is starting to wonder about their choice for the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize, President Obama. Seven Years Ago This Week: Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize.  I mean, last I checked, he’s STILL not Bush, and that’s the only possible reason for them to give him the prize.

YES IT MATTERS, IT REALLY MATTERS: Yesterday, just before going to bed, I found myself in the midst of a group talking about how wonderful, competent and patriotic Hillary was.  No.  She isn’t. This is a small corner of why not.  Why Hillary Clinton’s Email Server Matters.

ET TU CATO INSTITUTE? No.

DREAMS OF CHINA’S REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS: Liberal Protesters Surround, Berate Conservatives At University Of Kansas. This sounds like stuff that went on in my high school in the seventies.  Pro tip, if you tell them where to put it and that they’re boring and walk out, they don’t know what to do.  Okay, it probably helped that I was a head taller than most girls my age and wore steel toed boots.  Maybe conservative-libertarian students need to consider the steel toed boots.